상단, 맨 위로 10 Ways to Break Up With Someone (even though they're all so funny, well, most of them) 1. The "It's not me, it's you" excuse You: Listen, it's not me, it's you Them: Don't 당신 mean "It's not you, it's me"? You: No, I meant it's you. (I'm not allowed to type the others cuz 팬팝 is evil and doesnt want me to type to many letters, so check this out, trust me the rest are much funnier then the first: link =) )
게시됨 over a year ago
당신 didn't know because it's amazing taste was kept hidden from 당신 in a cave near a hobbit village. 당신 had to go on a journey to acquire it's amazing taste. 당신 have completed your journey and have finally tasted the amazing taste of Root 맥주 Float.over a year ago
Awesome! We got a challenger! But seriously it's actually really good. My grandma had a bite of mine and she described it as heaven. And she started making funny "Mmmm" noises like her silly self. LMAOover a year ago
“When we judge 또는 criticize another person, it says nothing about that person; it merely says something about our own need to be critical.”
게시됨 over a year ago
the one thing i enjoy about this 아이콘 i have rn is the fact that it looks astonished 의해 the pure amount of bullshit i'm putting on this 벽 like "good madam have some manners and some origniality!" and i say ni to both
게시됨 over a year ago
Anyone else's 업데이트 glitchy? It says my 업데이트 were active from up to 2 days 이전 (Question added 2 days 이전 etc) but when I go on clubs they're active every few 분 like normal, hmmm...
게시됨 over a year ago
The data of life is transferred from parent to child. That's how it works. But we have no heirs, no legacy. Cloned from our father, with the ability to reproduce conveniently engineered out. What is our legacy if we cannot pass the torch?
게시됨 over a year ago
My friend and I decided that we were going to get one packet of jello a week for a few years so that we will have like a million packets of jello and then make it all in someone's pool. Then we would make a sport involving doing something while wading through a few feet of jello.
게시됨 over a year ago
당신 can be any age and be a Brony, really. I used to be a Brony, but I hate the fandom so much, oh my GOD. I stopped calling myself a Brony, like, months ago. I'll still watch the show if I'm too bored to do anything else.over a year ago
Last night, I went to a Chinese restaurant to celebrate my sister's birthday. On the back of my fortune, it said "Learn Chinese: drunk, tipsy" ._.
게시됨 over a year ago
Student asking French guy in my class: So, what is the difference between Canadian French and French French? Me interrupting: It's exactly like French French, except 당신 say "eh" after every word.
게시됨 over a year ago
There is serious gender inequality on fanpop. But I guess it's beacuse all the guys come this site an gets scared / disgusted / pissed off with the complete and total lack of common sense, logic and the total bullshit and 'dumb assery' of 95% of the girls on fanpop.
게시됨 over a year ago
당신 know sometimes I really really hate people. 당신 have tons of feminists to get on a chauvinist male 나귀, 엉덩이 but when a girl makes a 코멘트 about how much guys supposedly suck in some way. It's not the same response alot of times. I done simply done. I am a pervert. Yes I think some girls are attractive like some of 당신 aren't perverts for guys. Yes I have my bad traits LIKE everyone and like EVERYONE I have my good traits. I don't really care if anyone like me 또는 not.
게시됨 over a year ago
Apparently. We have our own cows, and they have great lives. They enjoy an open field full of 음식 and water, without a care in the world. When it starts to turn too cold for their water to be drinkable, we kill them instantly to avoid thirst, starvation, 또는 pain. And then eat them after death, rather than wastefully making their deaths pointless.over a year ago
LMAO XD Though sometimes I get that with my cats' hairs, one time I was wearing tan coloured tights and the cat hairs clung to it, it looked like I had hairy legs which I didn't notice until it was too late and everyone had seen it. =(over a year ago
Oh, 당신 wanna talk shop, 당신 gothed-out fop? Go back to Hot Topic and 샵 for a top. There's a melancholy alcoholic laughingstock in the King's house, now watch the 성 Rock
게시됨 over a year ago