"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend 더 많이 time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk.
게시됨 over a year ago
Teacher: What do 당신 do after school? 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo. 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo. 4th Student: I always stay at 집 and do my homework. Teacher: 당신 are a great student, I hereby appoint 당신 as the class monitor. 당신 are a good example to other students. What's your name? 4th Student: Yakobo
게시됨 over a year ago
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, 당신 have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call 당신 yesterday."
게시됨 over a year ago
Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks 또는 whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my 일 didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie 또는 whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is. (No real reason for this rambling :P)
게시됨 over a year ago
I agree. It is nice to see someone bringing it up. Most people tend to focus on the negative aspects rather than the positive ones no matter the contrast between them. For some reason, the first always seem easier to remember !!!!over a year ago
I was offered sex with a 21 년 old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to 광고 some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented 레몬 또는 vanilla.
게시됨 over a year ago
I listen to Jungleterror, grime, bassline, big room house, hardstyle, progressive house, some UK hip-hop artists, some Southern hip-hop artists (not counting the mumble rappers), some contemporary pop, future house, ghetto mainstream (a new 음악 genre founded 의해 Ibranovski but I think it's just 베이스 house), future hard house, future bass, trap, UK garage, etc.over a year ago
Then I watch Pokémon, Regular Show, Azumanga Daioh, Loonatics Unleashed, Static Shock, some documentaries on Holland and Surinam, etc. Then I listen to Far East Movement as well.over a year ago
Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least 당신 aren't having to pay for that shit.
게시됨 over a year ago
A cockroach's last word to Andrew: 'Go ahead, kill me coward. 당신 are just jealous i make your wife scream 더 많이 than 당신 do when i climb her'
게시됨 over a year ago
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
게시됨 over a year ago
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, 당신 still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years 이전 and I'm scared to ask her"
게시됨 over a year ago
"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back
게시됨 over a year ago
Watching it, its okay xD I remember these 상어 facts from the show lol. It's educational and 당신 learn about sharks. Although, Kenny isn't exactly super likeable looking at it as an adult...xDover a year ago
I hate guys who 메시지함 girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if 당신 agree with me, 메시지함 me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in 더 많이 detail.!!
게시됨 over a year ago
Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call 당신 의해 gender neutral pronouns and 당신 can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck 당신 want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me.
게시됨 over a year ago
I bet 당신 $ 13456324567 dollars 당신 didn't read that number. 당신 just skipped right over it. 당신 didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but 당신 went back and looked.
게시됨 over a year ago
I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I 사랑 my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left"
게시됨 over a year ago
Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and 당신 will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here 당신 go !!!!
Plus, I had been waiting to use that infamous meme prank for a long time so don't judge me. EgoMouse: Yep. I even placed it in my Favorites playlist just for these kind of purposes. I want to be prepared for similar situations !!!!over a year ago
Wife: Can 당신 help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do 당신 think I am...a gardener ? Wife: Can 당신 fix the door handle ? Husband: What do 당신 think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger 또는 a kiss. Husband: I am sure 당신 must have given him a burger. Wife: What do 당신 think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
게시됨 over a year ago
Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As 당신 can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention.
게시됨 over a year ago
The other 일 i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away.
게시됨 over a year ago
Erm, if 당신 mean in a romantic way, no. Different species, won't work out. But 사랑 as in 사랑 to draw em, sure. The 더 많이 complex, the better.over a year ago
I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well.
게시됨 over a year ago
^Ya. In life there's always patterns. One of my hobbies is to simply decode them. What are the correlations? Why do we do the things we do? What makes us the way we are?over a year ago
Yesterday I gave up my 좌석 on the bus for a blind person. Today, I 로스트 my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
게시됨 over a year ago
1. I got a dig bick 2. 당신 that read wrong 3. 당신 read that wrong too 4. 당신 checked 5. 당신 smiled 7. 당신 are wondering why you're still this 읽기 this bs 8. 당신 saw that mistake... right? (On 7) 10. But did 당신 see that I skipped 6? 10. 당신 checked 11. And saw 당신 that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I said saw you, not 당신 saw 13. I also skipped 2 14. 당신 got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time
게시됨 over a year ago
I hate it when girls on 팬팝 ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the 초 reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the 초 time this week. >~<'
게시됨 over a year ago
For some reason, gay guys are asked out 의해 girls frequently. I can't understand this phenomenon, but it just happens. This seems to unaffect bisexual men.over a year ago
Awkward indeed. It is mostly coming from pre-teens who are really looking 앞으로 to having a relationship. They see it as a game. It is not like it can affect them offline. I had a similar experience on Facebook. Just saying hi, asking how are you, giving 당신 a compliment and when 당신 respond, BAAAM! 당신 have been declared as her boyfriend !!!!over a year ago
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The 다음 일 their driver died of poisoning.
게시됨 over a year ago
A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband said to the wife "satisfy him 또는 he will kill us, be strong. I 사랑 you" Wife said "he didn't 키스 me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I 사랑 당신 too......!!!
게시됨 over a year ago
It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. 당신 might just end up with and have a bowl of 쌀 noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and 랜덤 seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me.
게시됨 over a year ago
Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic.
게시됨 over a year ago
OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my 상단, 맨 위로 braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she said it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them 또는 not.
게시됨 over a year ago
I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!!
게시됨 over a year ago
I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop 더 많이 healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become 더 많이 social, but improve my social skills 또는 at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job-
게시됨 over a year ago
and just be 더 많이 self sufficient. I want to be 더 많이 knowledgeable about the world and myself, I'm going to try to start keeping a journal, but I usually become depressed when I try.. Maybe it's just me being a teenager, but I want to try changing and sticking with it. 또는 maybe this feeling will fade 의해 tomorrow and I'll be back to me moody, isolated, anxious self. I wish this feeling turns into a permanent mindset however it's certainly a better feeling to have then feeling total soul-crushing paralyzing fear and anxiousness each blasted ticking second.over a year ago
Oh, the feels... I can understand that. It is the moment where a flash of inspiration rushes through you. Whenever I let myself relax I tend to make similar self-improving thoughts. I don't believe that this feeling can fade away. Rather, it stays locked up inside you, waiting to be released the 다음 time 당신 let yourself free. 당신 can stick with it but it will require determination 또는 당신 will just keep repeating yourself !!!!over a year ago
Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block 팬팝 for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is 팬팝 if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities?
게시됨 over a year ago
awesome. Good to know. @blind: Kevin, dude. long time. Good to see ya around. @8thegreat: Hannah, 당신 are as awesome as ever, I see. 사랑 your humor. Anyways, feeling nostalgic.over a year ago
I guess, it mostly depends on the person. If 당신 are lucky enough, 당신 might discover new, interesting and quite useful things but if 당신 are not, 당신 might fall into a dark, sick and depraved world which can leave 당신 emotionally scarred !!!!over a year ago
I wouldn't want to live in it. I rather study from the outside. If 의해 some chance said person is really fucked up do 당신 really want to live in it?over a year ago
I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a 베이스 다람쥐 또는 something.
게시됨 over a year ago
hello humans i am back after many years off is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff
게시됨 over a year ago
Welcome back fellow. Well, there are a few changes like the chat box, 더 많이 options when it comes to customization of a club and your 프로필 as well having gold to do the latter. It will increase as 당신 make 더 많이 contributions !!!!over a year ago
I don't find it disturbing. I didn't think it was a 사랑 letter, though, just a list of reasons why 당신 like a certain character from a show.over a year ago
"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe 팬팝 should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that 당신 can't click on.
게시됨 over a year ago
I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if 당신 enter a 토론 with me and use such a phrase and/or 당신 do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked 당신 verbally. I do not have respect for you.
게시됨 over a year ago
I am going to stop having debates with a large majority of people because do not know how to approach them. If 당신 truly want me to see your side. Respect mine and I'll take your side under consideration if 당신 approach it a reasonable way.over a year ago
I see this kind of thing everywhere. Some people just don't wanna hear other people's opinions, they just want to shout their opinions to 당신 until 당신 change your mind. Which obviously does not work...not to mention it is super disrespectful as well and it gets nobody nowhere. I like having good debates. I wish I had the opportunity to have more.over a year ago
Agreed though. Like feel free to 토론 me on anything. Just be respectful. Attack the points not the person. And be open minded and willing to see it from the other person's side. Also bs willing to admit you're wrong. It's okay to be wrong sometimes. You're not gullible for changing your opinion, you've simply gained new insight.over a year ago
That's why the human race is as dumb as it is... no-one in the world wants to acknowledge shit, they just want to argue about how everyone else is wrong and be an egomaniac. To be honest, real debating is rare these days.over a year ago
World: Grow up and be an adult! Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a 침대 overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks.
게시됨 over a year ago