My brothers are the local cops, so I get away with a lot of shit. Assault, drug possession, tax evasion etc. Today though those fuckers gave me a speeding ticket. Come on, I was only going 120. My boyfriend let me borrow his Thunderbird, what am I supposed to do? 게시됨 over a year ago

tfw 당신 feel like 당신 could be 프렌즈 with a youtuber because 당신 like similar things but they're a youtuber and you're not (yet?) so they become your senpai 게시됨 over a year ago

Shout out to everyone who has a message waiting in my 메시지함 and is watching me screw around on the clubs instead of responding. 당신 are strong and patient people. 게시됨 over a year ago

I am going to put this out clear if I didn't do it before. I have no tolerance at all for sjws in the slightest degree. To be a sjw (in tumblr sense 또는 close to it) you're probably borderline an idiot anyways so I will not give them time of 일 on any subject. Call it harsh but I don't really care. 게시됨 over a year ago

"A falling 나무, 트리 makes 더 많이 noise than a growing forest." It's easier to mock the bad than acknowledge the good. 게시됨 over a year ago

I 사랑 it when people are jealous of me and then try their best to isolate me from the crowd . lol. I am too lazy to give a damn. 게시됨 over a year ago

Have 당신 ever seen a rude 코멘트 (or a 코멘트 that rubbed 당신 all wrong) and thought of the most perfect and witty comeback but the 코멘트 had nothing to do with 당신 so 당신 had your tongue because 당신 don't want to start shit?
Because oh man I found one today. And I really liked my comeback but again this thing had absolutely nothing to do with me lol. 게시됨 over a year ago

The thing that really kills me inside is knowing I'm around people who will never understand what Autism feels like. Only 2 people know I have it and one of them (my aunt) just doesn't seem to get it. Autism affects some of my senses, including: Touch, Sight, Sound, Balance (minus "taste"), as well as giving me a serious social impairment. I suck at socializing a LOT. Not all of it is horrible, but 당신 get the idea. My aunt often sounds condescending, and I just can't stand her. 게시됨 over a year ago

LEAVE SAYAKA MIKI ALONE!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

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Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Thanks to the help of Legend_of_roxas, 랜덤 club treasurer, a new highway is being built to bypass the one that had been damaged 의해 Goliath Wolfeater spiders. An excess of available funds means we will also be building a scenic railway parallel to the new road, and we will be taking applications for steam engineer effective immediately. 게시됨 over a year ago

Good morning everyone. 게시됨 over a year ago

If everytime I got a dollar for someone calling me ugly, then I'd be broke af. That's cause I'm perfect. Suck it haters. 게시됨 over a year ago

tbh i eayt enough 음식 in 1 sitting 2 feed a small country some1 pls send help 게시됨 over a year ago

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male 또는 female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... 동물 in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch." 게시됨 over a year ago

The 더 많이 I learn about Conspiracy Theories..

There's probably one saying Canada is planning to invade America, even though America did nothing to us 게시됨 over a year ago

It's International Lolita Day. 게시됨 over a year ago

y r clothes tho 게시됨 over a year ago

Some stories make me cringe to utter hell. I just read one and the story was so unbelievably shit. I can't believe people enjoyed it. So many plotholes. I can take alot of disbelief but I have my fucking limits. 예수님 Christ! >.> Action 또는 any genre must be followed with a decent story for me to appreciate it. In any media. AT least not a cringy one. 게시됨 over a year ago

dood man like wot if????? 게시됨 over a year ago

These adds on mobile are making the site borderline unusable 게시됨 over a year ago

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

Despite the negative press cofvefe 게시됨 over a year ago

cofveve 게시됨 over a year ago

I can't stand my friend Hunter sometimes. He gets on my cell phone and does whatever on my phone besides using it to call someone. And he tells me to trust him cause we known each other for 8 years. Than I found out he uploaded a Crap picture just so he can laugh and make me annoyed with him. Hatsune Miku Is my #1 가장 좋아하는 Vocaloid. My friend Hunter likes Hatsune Miku and Anime. But he newish to Anime/Manga/Vocaloids. And he does this crap to me. I deleted the stupid picture. 게시됨 over a year ago

Hatsune Miku Is my #1 가장 좋아하는 Vocaloid. And my waifu. But my friend got on my phone after he used it for phone call to his mom. He uploaded the stupid pic just to annoy me. My friend Hunter likes English Hatsune Miku songs though. I jumped his case for it. And I wanted to dlspp my friend in my face. I put a Hatsune Miku 바탕화면 lock Screen on my Cell phone and locked him out of my phone. Dang! Some 프렌즈 can be annoying. My Friend is newish to 아니메 and Vocaloids. He been a 팬 for 2 years. 게시됨 over a year ago

I can't believe it took me THIS long too subscribe to HotDiggetyDemon

All I ever knew about Max Gilardi, is he made 조랑말 MOV, and he has the GREATEST voice ever.. But I'm telling you.. I had a marathon of his BRAIN DUMPS..

The dude is so friggin funny! 게시됨 over a year ago

At what age do 당신 think it’s appropriate to tell 
a highway it’s adopted? 게시됨 over a year ago

I am now in charge of the 랜덤 club's treasury. I will be taking care of the club's finances. Don't be alarmed if some of your money mysteriously goes missing. There are some glitches in the system that I am currently working on and they shall be fixed...sometime...in the future....maybe. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm back. o3o What did I miss on here? 게시됨 over a year ago

"Countless time I close my eyes and try to find a path through the dark."
"Stumbling through my tear, my hopes and fears, my way back inside your heart."
"Though the odds are low I'm breaking through, 당신 know I do it for you."
"When you're 의해 my side I'm justified, there's nothing I can't do."
"I'll stand and fight through the sorrow, pick up my dreams face tomorrow." 게시됨 over a year ago

It's been TWO MONTHS.
TWO MONTHS AND FINALLY THE MEAT POWDER 카디건, 카디 건 IS ON ITS WAY.
AT LONG LAST. 게시됨 over a year ago

Everyone, I have an announcement!...Meatballs...That is all. 게시됨 over a year ago

Kind of a strong independent woman, kind of need my boyfriend to reach the spice cabinet. That's my life now 게시됨 over a year ago

Hatsune Miku is my first Vocaloid,so I 사랑 her as my 가장 좋아하는 Vocaloid! I like all 보컬로이드 but Hatsune Miku is my #1 가장 좋아하는 Vocaloid. Edit: I had ro fix my 코멘트 so I re wrote it. 게시됨 over a year ago

Dispatch from the supreme Fuhrer of the PFDOT:

We regret to inform 당신 we are having delays on interclub highway I-35. Please choose alternative routes 또는 drive carefully until the hellspawn fiends blocking the roads and killing motorists can be appropriately dispatched.

We apologise for the inconveniences, and are accepting all 질문 on this post in the comments. 게시됨 over a year ago

“Nothing in the world is 더 많이 dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

― Martin Luther King Jr. 게시됨 over a year ago

Today is my last 일 here. :( I will not return till like August/September. 또는 i might not return. It is 90% i will return tho. But I hate to say goodbye to all of my 프렌즈 here. even the ones that are not my friends. I will miss 당신 all. 게시됨 over a year ago

Normality is an illusion. We're all equally strange in some way 또는 another.

-Shadowfan100 게시됨 over a year ago

Just do it 게시됨 over a year ago

This stupid meat powder 카디건, 카디 건 better be damn well worth all this stuff I've had to go through just to order it. 게시됨 over a year ago

Time to get RICKETY RICKETY WRECKED SON. 게시됨 over a year ago

So, my boyfriend is half Mexican, and I really think that gives him an interesting cultural perspective, and just enough of an accent to make me super fucking wet every time he talks. However, mom doesn't like him, she's worried that he talks funny, is from a Catholic background, and follows weird cultural norms. But seriously, mom is fucking Irish. 게시됨 over a year ago

As supreme Fuhrer of the newly formed Prezedential 팬팝 Department of Transportation, we are pleased to announce a change in supplier of road salt. We will no longer be confiscating salt from your grandmother's kitchen, and are instead switching to Zeppie's No-chillz(r) brand road salt. We look 앞으로 to using it on our weekly salt drills this Friday. 게시됨 over a year ago

It's important to remember when working on your car, 당신 may have to work outdoors from time to time, and 당신 should take into consideration many common outdoor hazards. Including: dehydration, hypothermia, Mike Pence's secret police, and bug bites.

Here in New Mexico, we recommend working at night to avoid these hazards. Instead, 당신 may encounter nocturnal spiders and snakes, giant scorpions, desert highwaymen, and the ghosts of once great native tribes. 게시됨 over a year ago

I have had to sneeze for the past 30 분 but it won't come out. Pls send help. 게시됨 over a year ago

It's memorial day, and today is the one 일 of the 년 where instead of my boyfriend taking care of me, I have to take care of him. He 로스트 his only brother in Afghanistan, and he spent almost his entire savings that 년 to put a granite headstone on the only empty grave in town. If anyone ever wonders why I'm so vocal about my hatred of war, it's because this war for imperialism ruins the lives of innocent young men both American and middle Eastern. 게시됨 over a year ago

if ya cant handle me at my bodyline then u dont deserve me at my angelic pretty 게시됨 over a year ago

Update- My 유튜브 recommendations list is back to normal. 게시됨 over a year ago

Ford master race 게시됨 over a year ago

~~~300 best things about :::ART SCHOOL:::!!!!~~~

Boi stop with the propaganda i wouldnt go to art school if ya paid me I ain't doin' that American School System bullshit ever again fukk the po-lease 게시됨 over a year ago

AND the 오리 walked up to the 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 stand and he said to the man runnin the stand
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey babababa
got any graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapes 게시됨 over a year ago

R.I.P. Buttercup the baby chicken
3 weeks old 게시됨 over a year ago

If your boyfriend doesn't make 당신 피자 and switchell while you're sick, find a new boyfriend. 게시됨 over a year ago

im finally a cool kid i got 프로필 stuff wow 게시됨 over a year ago

Can somebody please end this stupid argument already? This 투표 is just a simple anime-related question, but the 코멘트 section just turned the 투표 into a war.

link 게시됨 over a year ago

I mayyyy have seen a cute waitress at this backwoods restaurant, and I may have accidentally tipped her like $20. :-) 게시됨 over a year ago

Philadelphia is a city I haven't been to since 2015. At least it was until today. I got back from the Benjamin Franklin Institute just a few hours ago. One of the best exhibits is the train factory. 게시됨 over a year ago

I want jellybeans. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm bored so....what would 당신 do if you're working one 일 decide take a break.
And ventriloquist dummy comes up starts a friendly conversation with you.
You're completely unaware that it wants to get you.

It starts off saying "Hey, wassup friend?"

What would 당신 do? 게시됨 over a year ago

Die 게시됨 over a year ago

Tired, depressed, sick, sitting in my boyfriend's bedroom with a bowl of 라면 waiting for him to get out of work. 게시됨 over a year ago

Today was the 일 I joined 팬팝 four years 이전 and I am glad I did :D 게시됨 over a year ago

Yesterday I was complaining that 유튜브 thought I watched "deviantart cringe" videos...

But today 유튜브 must think I'm a black woman, because I'm getting copious amounts of natural hair tutorials??? Where are those coming from??

Also there's no art videos, 또는 Lolita videos, 또는 anime/film review channels? 또는 political 토론 channels??
There's a bunch of normie garbage like 5 분 crafts and 상단, 맨 위로 10 lists????
WHAT IS GOING ON. THIS IS NOT THE CONTENT I CONSUME?? 게시됨 over a year ago

Yoooo if anyone else wants to deck themselves out with copious amounts of frills, lace, and historically inspired aesthetic from Japan.... hit me up. :v I will be your frilly senpai. 게시됨 over a year ago

Help Im getting 더 많이 curious on Ouji Fashion Style than I should be. I dont want to become 8theGreat with Lolita fashion.

H e 엘 p. 게시됨 over a year ago

Does anyone else feel a bit like.... i dunno

like you're out in the middle of the ocean, drowning, but despite all of your efforts 당신 know that every last desperate stroke 당신 makes does nothing but prolong what 당신 know is going to happen anyway? That's kind of how I feel about my life. 게시됨 over a year ago

사랑 is free, but we all seem to give it out so sparingly. Death himself is challenging 당신 today to spread the love. Go and find another fanpopper, preferably one 당신 don't talk to too much, and tell them why 당신 appreciate them and how they make 팬팝 a better place. 게시됨 over a year ago

I went to my locker today at school after lunch. I got my science things and was headed to the science room for class. when i was picking up my things i set 의해 my locker to go to class, i dropped my 읽기 book, and this boy that is a bully just kicked it. i just don't know what to do about this anymore. Things like this was happening all 년 round. I just give up on life. 게시됨 over a year ago

ice cream and cake and cake 게시됨 over a year ago

I don't want to get out of bed.

Like, ever again 게시됨 over a year ago

90% of the content I watch on 유튜브 is art/drawing related, and for some reason 유튜브 thinks that means I want to watch:

-Edgy LeafyIsHere wannabe teenagers "critiquing" fanart drawn 의해 very young beginners.
-People ranting about DeviantArt and the oh-so-dreaded bad OCs.
-Things targeted towards a much younger demographic

I'm really confused 의해 this. I get that it's still all art stuff, but it's really unlike what I actually watch. 게시됨 over a year ago

:) 게시됨 over a year ago

TFW 당신 사랑 old school Lolita but it's niche within a niche. 게시됨 over a year ago

She's so super cute! She's everything to me! I want to become one with her! She deserved to have a happy life! Curse Imuret and Skrow Metsys Cra for making her suffer! I want to Awaken her Chaos! 게시됨 over a year ago

So, what is this gold for?? 게시됨 over a year ago

I feel so chill today. It feels really nice.~ 게시됨 over a year ago

I've only been here like a 일 and I already 사랑 당신 guys. 게시됨 over a year ago

I hate snow patrol, I almost cried going down the freeway because of them. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm really sorry guys, I let that hippie shit 가입하기 fanpop. So yeah, that's Death, my ex, he's cool if 당신 can get over his hippieness. 게시됨 over a year ago

'Life is like a box of chocolates. 당신 never know what your gonna get' - Forrest Gump 게시됨 over a year ago

if ice cream was nutricious i dont think id b sad evr again 게시됨 over a year ago

FUS RO DAH!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

A man selling Parachute.

Customer : How it works ?

Man : When 당신 jump from the height of 1000 meter, just push the red button, the parachute will be open.

Customer : If the button doesn't work and parachute doesn't open ???

Man : Come back to me, I'll replace it with new one. 게시됨 over a year ago

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is 연기 so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”

Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“ 게시됨 over a year ago

We should invest in fidget energy. Sorta like wind energy, but with fidget spinners. 게시됨 over a year ago

How can we say life is devoid of meaning when we have such wonderful things as VW busses and the ocean waves? 게시됨 over a year ago

'Posted 7 hours ago' wow, this is the deadest I've seen the spot in a while. 게시됨 over a year ago

Anyone like my new 프로필 background? 게시됨 over a year ago

Three drunk man's sit in a taxi and said to driver let's go : Driver understand that they are with drink He starts the car and after two 분 he tells we have reached 1s man:give him rent 2nd man: said him thanks 3rd man: slapped him Driver shocked and ask why 당신 slapped me 3rd man: Drive carefully .. 게시됨 over a year ago

Dude, I'm not even sure how to use this site. How do I follow a club on mobile? 게시됨 over a year ago

Doctor: "I'm sorry but 당신 suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do 당신 mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine." 게시됨 over a year ago

Anyone else here have a fear of new environments?

Granted, I'm 더 많이 terrified of certain places 더 많이 than others, but 당신 get the point. And one place that terrifies me the most are: Mental Hospitals. Yes, I'm aware they're not all like what I'm thinking, but my anxiety kicks into overdrive just thinking about ending up there.

I know I tend to overthink things, and I do, but the mere concept of me being put in the care of strangers that I don't know is a terrifying thought.

Thoughts? 게시됨 over a year ago

I cut my lip on a bagel. I might have hit a new low point in my life. 게시됨 over a year ago

Mauserfan1910 and I have been sleeping together. Actually we've been fucking for a while now. 게시됨 over a year ago

I hated it when ppl said a swear word.
But now im used to it...
i started swearing my self :/ 게시됨 over a year ago

Irony: Idk how many people are Soulcalibur fans. But I was one of the ones who was really upset about the new direction. I was so bothered they killed off some of the characters,took out my main (Taki) and was bothered about it for a while. Than I decided to do some research. I never really hated the character that replaced my main but I didn't like her either. I was totally indifferent preferring Taki. I finally decided to legitimately give the character a chance and. 게시됨 over a year ago

Got an ad for antidepressants on YouTube today. Finally I'm starting to get advertisements relevant to my interests! 게시됨 over a year ago

Over here in New Jersey, it's getting much warmer than expected. It's reached temperatures well over 80 degrees, and it's not even Memorial 일 weekend. At least I can go swimming in the Delaware River sooner. 게시됨 over a year ago

When my boyfriend calls me cute:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAwOjGHcjhkVFx9SLzDjy29JHlVAgY4vMo2mCTxr7 게시됨 over a year ago

Welcome to the 랜덤 club. How "out of the blue" are ya? 게시됨 over a year ago