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Shadowmarioking said …
Friction: it's such a drag. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Ben Stiller is a thief 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
THERE ARE OVER 14 PAGES OF PUNS 예수님 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
i'll prob post a few 더 많이 then i'm def done seriously over a year ago
metrolight commented…
There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens. over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
Wow . over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
^the line was passed pages 이전 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Nature reserves are an eagle opportunity employer. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
working at the pants factory really wore me out 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The flock of doves decided to stage a coo. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One last pun 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Bruce Willis was found dead with a bottle of viagra, I guess he Died Hard 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
my teacher used to tell me that double negatives are a big no-no 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
such puns
wow
bad puns
sp00ky 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
so creppy over a year ago
metrolight commented…
2punny4u over a year ago
metrolight said …
man those wind tunnels really blew me away 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
never put a spanner in your shoe. i reccommend 당신 socket instead 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
Feudalism: its your Count that votes 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Demi Lovato must like Skype seeing her hit song Like a Skypescraper 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
In the winter my dog wears his coat, but in the summer he wears his 코트 and pants. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
A guy walks into a doctors office w/ a carrot in his ear and a piece of 셀러리 up his nose. the doctor told him he wasnt eating right 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Peacocks are meticulous because they show attention to de tail. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
Kill a circus act. Go for the juggler. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
When a 무자비한 사람, 독수리 flies, he takes carrion luggage. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
it just dawned on me that i a.m. a morning person 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Insects that make honey are always on their best bee-hive-iour. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
my speech about the jet-stream wasn't well received-people said it was too long winded 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
There were three 말 on a ship including a sick bay. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when she told me i was average, she was just being mean 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight commented…
we need to apprehend her imMEDIANtly over a year ago
metrolight said …
God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal 벽 of puns 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
our hearts go out to the familes of those who tried to skim the mass amount of posts and did not survive out of frustration over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a math teacher got a pet 앵무새 and taught it to talk. one 일 the 앵무새 escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The 오리 said to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have 칼라 id 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Time flies like an arrow. 과일 flies like a banana. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The best way to communicate with a 물고기 is to drop them a line. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Male deer have buck teeth. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A zoo had a 낙다, 낙 타 with no humps named 'Humphrey.' 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
to win at tug-of-war, 당신 must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
K. over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the 질문 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One 메뚜기 told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Moar puns pls. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Have 당신 ever heard of an honest cheetah? 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
link over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It's OK to watch an 코끼리 bathe as they usually have their trunks on. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
where do 책 sleep?
under their covers 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Where do 당신 find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he 로스트 his job when the company folded 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I 스톨, 훔친 his coat, call that jack it 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
how do 당신 train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
당신 give them a drill instructor 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
how long will the puns go, no one knows over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
드레이크, 드레이 크 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a man walked into a bar. a 초 man saw it and ducked just in time 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Doing 콜라 with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
the seductive 비, 빗자루 salesmen swept me off my feet 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
why won't a bike stand up 의해 itself?
its two tired 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. 당신 could say he has teleAPATHY 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I murder so many verses, 당신 can say I killed hip hop. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Got a black dog
Call it a 암캐, 암 캐 nigga 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I 스톨, 훔친 his coat, call that jack it 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i bought a smoking 재킷, 자 켓 and blazer at a 불, 화재 sale 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain 게시됨 over a year ago
MarineHolocaust said …
puns should be eradicated from existence 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
I can't get this Squid Girl 아니메 out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
do 당신 know any chemistry jokes?
NaH 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
also acceptable: Na over a year ago
gabbalee commented…
I wanted to make a good periodic 표, 테이블 joke but all the good ones argon over a year ago
metrolight commented…
I NO Au FeW over a year ago
metrolight said …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the 바닷가, 비치 when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shoot 당신 on 할로윈 call it trigger treating 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight commented…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Priests hate cos/tan 게시됨 over a year ago