ok well there are these peeps at lunch who just started sitting at my 표, 테이블 and my 표, 테이블 is already full so these peeps are forcing my 프렌즈 out of our 표, 테이블 and no matter how nicely we ask they won't 옮기기 so i got tired of it and yelled at them "OK LISTEN UP! WE HAVE PEOPLE WHO SIT HERE AND YOUR FORCING THEM OUTTA THEIR SPOTS SO 옮기기 YOUR BUTTS! TOMMORROW YOUR NOT SITTING HERE GOT IT?!" and then all my 프렌즈 were staring at me cause i have NEVER talked that much the whole year. 게시됨 over a year ago

There are moments... moments when I have something genius and inspirational to say....

This is not one of those moments. 게시됨 over a year ago

Dose anyone hear like 게, 크랩 cakes:? 게시됨 over a year ago

Can't wait for SuperBowl Sunday.:D
The New England Patriots don't stand a chance against the Giants, I'll be laughing when they get there asses kicked.xD
Plus I'm also in it for the newest hilarious commercials. 게시됨 over a year ago

If ur happy and u known it clap ur hands! If ur suicidel and depressed cut ur wrists :D 게시됨 over a year ago

"Have 당신 been wearing my underpants?"

"We all wear each others underpants!"

-New Girl 게시됨 over a year ago

So today, i got my titanium 봉인, 인감 of dalaran<3 im so happy. it took me four hours though. and tons of fishing lures >< 게시됨 over a year ago

Who wants to see "The Woman in Black" ?

ME! 게시됨 over a year ago

Never inhale through the nose while eating a salt and vinegar chip

T.T 게시됨 over a year ago

*fishing up coins in a 분수 on a game* so far im having good luck! *fishes up 물고기 continuously* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 게시됨 over a year ago

Any 1D 팬 plz 가입하기 these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x 게시됨 over a year ago

I could meet my Muslim soul-mate,

TODAY! 게시됨 over a year ago

Happy Friday! 게시됨 over a year ago

Aru~! 게시됨 over a year ago

Me: *clicks on a button on the corner of the computer screen*
Computer: *says exactly what pops up one the box*
Me: ಠ_ಠ 게시됨 over a year ago

Among the "fun" events of 다음 week, dissecting a cow's eyeball and wearing a pregnancy vest all day. 게시됨 over a year ago

That awkward moment when 당신 have a High School Musical song stuck in your head.
게시됨 over a year ago

Am I the only one who gets pissed when people confuse "your" and "you're"?
;v; 게시됨 over a year ago

So, I was at 집 the other day, makin' 차 (Cause i'm a teaholic) and I was about to open this jar of sugar so I could sugarfy my tea.

Now, mind you, this is an air-tight container.

So, anyways, I got a spoon, opened the jar, stuck the spoon in and BAM. Twenty giant-ass ants crawled from the depths of the sugar, scaring the crap out of me and scarring me for life. 게시됨 over a year ago

LETS GO CHARLIE SHEEN LETS GO!XD the people in pep band are so fuckin retarted...its just a part of my life. 게시됨 over a year ago

Is it just me 또는 does the world seem less filled? 게시됨 over a year ago

a 6th grader on the bus called me goth... Really? i thought i looked 더 많이 emo... actually i don't think she knows what that means... 게시됨 over a year ago

i hayte iht wen pplz tyype lykee diz yo.(: 게시됨 over a year ago

Mcdonals Mc Nuggets Is 50% Chicken

What The Hell Is The Other 50% ???? 게시됨 over a year ago

i met a 얼룩말 on my way to school, he then told me that he loves George Washington while pooping rainbows out his but falling bombs of 초콜릿 flying flying flying into the sunset with pretty ponies with face of lord dark side and THERE SHE GOES, THE SHE GOES AGAIN!!! Because i'm in 사랑 with a two face monkey and hearts are flowing all around me with pixies shooting gold in my doggie's face oh are 당신 alright little bunny?

Randomness FTW! Zebra's anyone? 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when 당신 break up with the 사랑 of your life. and 당신 want to kill yourself </3 게시됨 over a year ago

Screw appendicitis =S
#fml 게시됨 over a year ago

Boy: Your smile is like stars

Girl: Aww :) <3

Boy: So...yellow and spaced out.

Girl: D:< 게시됨 over a year ago

have u ever had one of those days when the universe just plain hates you? u know, one of those days where u twist your ankle on your way to your lil' cousins party, where u then get attacked 의해 a bunny(yes a bunny), only to come 집 and have your pets try and kill each other and just to round off your 'worst 일 ever'...u manage to 펀치 yourself in the face giving your teddy a hug. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm A Cricket Player,I Stand upon The Pitch,I Wait For the Ball To Come,
Then I Give it a switch.When the game Is Over,I Retire for a Beer.And I Know what you're thinking,And No we're not.

Yes 당신 are England. :D Don't Lie 게시됨 over a year ago

#RandomFact : Christiano Ronaldo and Jeremy Sumpter were born on the same month/date as me !..yay how ko0Olies$ is Dat ! <3 xx (5th of february) :P am lucky ay..? :D 게시됨 over a year ago

I miss 당신 Shada!Please come back!It's been 6 months!I miss you!You're my sister! 게시됨 over a year ago

Ok all 당신 Draco Malfoy and William the Bloody fans! Please be a 팬 of my club! here's the link!!! link 게시됨 over a year ago

I wish I was in England...

NOT LIKE THAT 당신 헤타리아 OBSESSED PERSON!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

The SOA episode I just finished was so sad...the police tried to make a certain Son look like a snitch and as a result the others put a hit on him...pretty much to kill the person in his truck. First off, he wasn't a snitch and 초 it was his wife in the truck and now yeah...well nobody cares. 게시됨 over a year ago

i'm the most 랜덤 person of all 랜덤 people ahhahahahaa!!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

OMG THOSE POTATOES FEEL LIKE POTATOES!!!!YOU FACE LOOKS VERY FACEY!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CRY ABOUT IT. 게시됨 over a year ago

It's my birthday. I've officially turned 20 today. Awww yeahhh. XDD "does dance but fails miserably" I know 당신 guys don't give a fuck but I'm just happy it's my birthday. :) 게시됨 over a year ago

Hates how when I was trying to show off my new camera, seventy percent of the 사진 I'd took were of my cat and the only truly noteworthy ones were of a drunk guy dancing with a shovel and some obscene cakes. 게시됨 over a year ago

Is Every Nice,Pretty 17 years old Teenager On Here Conciserd "Fakee" ? 게시됨 over a year ago

Holy mother f*ck, it's an ice cream truck.

Props to whoever knows this song! :D 게시됨 over a year ago

A 2012 Cadillac Escalade is worth $80,000.
How bout' them apple's? 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm hungry 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when in a BG, another hunter calls 당신 a scrub, 당신 end up in same BG as them 다음 time. And your 상단, 맨 위로 and they're at the BOTTOM of the scores. AHHAHAHAHAHA
XDDD i 사랑 it when a baddie calls 당신 bad.
게시됨 over a year ago

say this fast:
i chased a bug around a 나무, 트리 i'll have his blood he knows i will!
LMFAO 게시됨 over a year ago

i am interviewing a local mp and schowing him round the hole school DO U KNOW HOW BIG MY SCHOOL IS n i have to walk all the way round it its gonna be fun, tiering , and it might JUST might be a bit boring 게시됨 over a year ago

i wonder how many happy birthdays can i get before the 7th of feb (thats my birthday) 게시됨 over a year ago

ha ha ha........................... 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm Fucked... 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when 당신 think there's a 거미 on 당신 and try to get it off when in actuality it's something else that's completely harmless.

I swear, that moment happens to me too often. 게시됨 over a year ago

At school:
*review*
Teacher:Why would 당신 be anxious?Melissa?
Melissa:Because your wife could be in the hospital giving birth,and 당신 don't want you're baby to be jacked up. 게시됨 over a year ago

Oh dear god, our smoke alarm has been going off for 10 minutes. I'm going insane. 게시됨 over a year ago

I crai evertim when angel's deserve to die. //shotshotshotsofuckinghard 게시됨 over a year ago

Me:*Walks up to kid*Are 당신 cool?
Kid:Yeah.
Me:Constipated,Over weighted,Over Rated,Loser.
Kid: O_O....o_o...;(((!*runs away*
I heard that at school.
게시됨 over a year ago

today in exploring careers class:

Scott: "the awkward moment when 당신 notice the harry's the only kid in school with glasses."

Me: "the awkward moment when no one laughs at your awkward moment."

Liam: "AHH BURN!!!!!"

:P 게시됨 over a year ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!CHICKEN SAUSAGE ATE MY BACKYARD!!EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!FROG=NCHJVBDJH!!!!!!!COME AT ME!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I actually fell asleep in Health class. ._.

Guess I'll never know what we learned today... /shot 게시됨 over a year ago

Awkward moment when life is insanely shit... 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 person below me: STOP POSTING. 게시됨 over a year ago

i 사랑 talking to my dog becuse they will bark 또는 howl back at me so ita like they are listening to 당신 게시됨 over a year ago

sorry that was my sis friend below wrote that 게시됨 over a year ago

this 랜덤 벽 is a piece of shit 게시됨 over a year ago

OMG TACOZ!!!!!!!!!!! Just kidding no tacoz for you!!! :P HAIS (srry i'm so hyper!)
게시됨 over a year ago

PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm new...:Dhelp! 게시됨 over a year ago

chicken. that is all. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment of truth
Out on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you
I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge,
I'm on the edge of glory, and I'm hanging on a moment with you............
게시됨 over a year ago

I HOPE 당신 ALL HAVE A AWESOME DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

QWERTY!! song 의해 Linkin Park and it's SOOOOOOOOO fun to type!!

QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY
QWERTY!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I like turtles,because they're so chill.They don't hurt anyone.
They're like,- "Hi man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce,
but i'm gonna take my time getting there, i'm not in a rush...

... because i'm a turtle.
게시됨 over a year ago

Everything I like is either:
illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, 또는 impossible ... 게시됨 over a year ago

Wouldn't it be nice if your 아이팟 could detect your mood,
and make a playlist for it. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm planing on staying 'till six in the morning. LIKE A BOSS. 게시됨 over a year ago

That awkward moment when 당신 start learning about the Ottoman Empire invading Hungary, and 당신 scream out, "CRACK PAIRING!!!" in the middle of a class discussion. 게시됨 over a year ago

Please answer the answerlink that goes this way "Top 20" coolest and 인기 anime.Tnx 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when someone posts on the 랜덤 벽 saying they've been gone and asks if anyone's missed them, and 당신 have no idea who they are. 게시됨 over a year ago

Do 당신 want your own club? 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 PEEPS I'M BACK!!!!! did ya miss me?!?! its been 2 weeks and 1 day!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I cosplayed as China at Chinese New Year.

Problem, officer? 게시됨 over a year ago

The weather is f*cked up where I'm at...by which I mean I'm trying to convince my mom to let me wear flipflops tomorrow in Illinois in January. 게시됨 over a year ago

LOL, I actually just noticed...

I just got my 3rd best answer today.

Ok then. XD 게시됨 over a year ago

Any 1D 팬 plz 가입하기 these clubs;
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
One direction vs. Jls
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Thanx so much x 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm Gonna Be a Secound Big Sister! :') 게시됨 over a year ago

Homework gives me : 1% knowledge , 99% boredom ... 게시됨 over a year ago

Ever notice how Spongebob lives in the BIKINI BOTTOM? LOL 게시됨 over a year ago

When your locked in your room, listening to music, fanpopping, eating 빵 and reading, 당신 just think life couldnt get any better! :DD 게시됨 over a year ago

what have i done to miss no kidding wht have i done to her for me to be put in the back of the class in the corner on my own and 다음 door it sounds llike a bunch of reseption kids messing around i am sooo fustrated 게시됨 over a year ago

I passed my ECPE exams!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

wth i am thinking wtf wht has breakfast lunch 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 gt to do geography 게시됨 over a year ago

cameron:brandon u gay boy
me: lol, cameron u am crazy
cameron:yh i am 게시됨 over a year ago

Someone just asked me to tell every one about their club its called (assassins creed 1-4.) They would like 당신 to 가입하기 it! 게시됨 over a year ago

I just read the Wikipedia 기사 on The Game.
I just lost.
And so did you.
:trollface: 게시됨 over a year ago

Lost! 의해 콜드플레이 might be my new 가장 좋아하는 song, 또는 one of them anyway. 게시됨 over a year ago

GOODNIGHT WORLD!!! Unless, 당신 live somewhere where it's morning 또는 midday, 또는 당신 don't have to get up at 7 tommorow. Bleah. 게시됨 over a year ago

I was walking down the 거리 then I found 40 dollars in a tree. :D 게시됨 over a year ago

We found 비둘기 in a soapless place, Listerine in a Scopeless place, cream of wheat in an oatless place, we found a ship in a boatless place~ 게시됨 over a year ago

hey! someone tell me! what does this face mean? >.<

yeah, yeah, it's sad I have to ask this. 게시됨 over a year ago

HI WDC in d world Today 게시됨 over a year ago

abcdefg gummie bears r chasing me one is red one is blue the other one is peeing in my shoe now im running for my life cuz the red one has a 칼, 나이프 게시됨 over a year ago

유튜브 video called "sam falls off bike (funny)". Channel called tommybrian123. Please watch and enjoy!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago