Who has twelve toes and like to party? 게시됨 over a year ago

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Dedicated medal. :3 게시됨 over a year ago

October already? October 3rd means my bday was in a 월 (Im the oldest in my class) :) school started on September 7th 게시됨 over a year ago

Can 당신 lick your elbow?I cant!:( 게시됨 over a year ago

hmm..
i missing trolls...no. one troll of not only 랜덤 but whole fanpop......
:P 게시됨 over a year ago

Typing in italics makes it look like you're saying something important 게시됨 over a year ago

가장 좋아하는 FG Excerpt:

Joe: 당신 better watch out. I'm a cop.

Prank Caller(Peter): What are 당신 gonna do? Call your cop 프렌즈 on your 'can't walkie-talkie'? 게시됨 over a year ago

I just watched Amityville Horror.. Wasn't that sc-

HOLY FUCK THERE'S A FLY ON MY WALL. 게시됨 over a year ago

Oh yah! Our team just won homecoming!!! Which is a big deal since we haven't won in the last five years!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Hi every one did 당신 know their shutting down meeb chat room thing, I'm thinking that sucks what do u think? 게시됨 over a year ago

have 당신 로스트 ur way living in the shadow of the messes that u made take a step before u leep into the 색깔 u see anytime anybody pulls u down anybody says ur not allowed remeber ur not alone in tthe aftermathaftermath get back what u give away so dont look back on yesterday no 더 많이 screaming no 더 많이 hiding dont be afraid of whats in sidebefore u break u have to shead ur arormer take a chance a fall into the gitter all ur feelings 사랑 loove nomore screaming nomore hiding dont be afraid 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 your page is lost...

better go find it!

LOL :)) 게시됨 over a year ago

(yawns) i'm tired 게시됨 over a year ago

UVE BEEN HIT BY....

YOUVE BEEN STRUCK BY...

SMOOTH CRIMINAL!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

ur mom
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what has 3 feet and no toes? 게시됨 over a year ago

Getting to wear stilettos to school? Meh. Grandma coming? ....... 100 bucks? Great. Sushi? Okay, I guess. Shopping? Yay. Ice cream cake? Oh yeah. Nikita and 수퍼내츄럴 that night? BEST FUCKING BIRTHDAY EVER! 게시됨 over a year ago

My dad said that he made an invisible folder on his desktop but I misheard him and said, "Invisible hobo?! WHERE!?" 게시됨 over a year ago

"Do I ever swear? HELL YEAH!" ~My English teacher. 게시됨 over a year ago

OK i am listin to 음악 and my sis comes in scares the crap outta me just 의해 pushing me outta the chair O.O i hate my life
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*taking deep breath* wooow!
In one 시간 i changed my 프로필 million times!:P

Q. What was the newspaper headline when a bird smacked into Patrick?
A. 별, 스타 Struck!
Q. What’s Patrick’s 가장 좋아하는 movie?
A. A 별, 스타 is Born!
Q. What’s Patrick’s 가장 좋아하는 movie?
A. Clueless!

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzz) :P 게시됨 over a year ago

Hey, how was school today? 게시됨 over a year ago

DAD SAYS: Okay, 당신 need to do your homework. That's why we bought 당신 this laptop. If I see 당신 on Tumblr 또는 Twitter 또는 whatever 당신 go on before you're homework and chores are done, I'm taking it away from you. Okay?
WHAT'S GOING THROUGH MY HEAD: Shit, he found out I have a Twitter. 게시됨 over a year ago

*opens fridge* No 더 많이 cheese?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
It's ok. Good thing we have backup cheese *opens fridge in the basement* Where's the BACK UP CHEEEESSEE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...Well, at least we have backup cheese for the back up cheese?='(
*opens "Emergency cheese cooler"*.....*sobbing*....No....no....NO!....nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

1.) I got yelled at for writting on a test I wasnt surpose to write on (I got detention for that)
2.) Kept talking and gave the teacher an attitude (I got detention for that)
3.) Kept pushing and kicking this dude who was bumping me into the 벽 (I ALMOST got detention for that but instead she just yelled at me in front of my crush.)
IM SO BADASS XD 게시됨 over a year ago

ahhhhchooooooooooo
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I hate it when I click on a 유튜브 video and it's loud intro scares the hell out of me >:( 게시됨 over a year ago

no wait dont just follow this link
link 게시됨 over a year ago

randomm- if 당신 are available to go on utube type in "alone in a place" 게시됨 over a year ago

That awkward moment when someone gives 당신 props for a contest 당신 forgot 당신 entered. 게시됨 over a year ago

" Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids.
I can’t stand kids misbehaving,
running around and disobeying.
All they need is a kick in the pants.
A punt in the butt.
A lesson that will finally shut ‘em up!

Please let me whip your children.
Please let me whip your kids. " 게시됨 over a year ago

today was ok for me i guess 게시됨 over a year ago

I haven't had 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 yet. 게시됨 over a year ago

My dad wouldn't make me any breakfast,so now I'm sitting here eating 쿠키 and 우유 for breakfast. 게시됨 over a year ago

HAAAPPPPYYYY BIIIIRTHDAAAAYYY TOOOOO MEEEEEE 게시됨 over a year ago

My mums boyfriend: "Spread the nuts....is it going in?"

He's building a bike XD 게시됨 over a year ago

Period's late.

Still a virgin.

I'M HAVING THE 다음 JESUS. 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm going to get a cat. I'm going to name that cat everycat. Then I shall hug it. I can hug every cat :D 게시됨 over a year ago

A case of irony: 당신 open Internet Explorer (or whatever browser 당신 use). It locks up. 당신 open the task manager. When trying to forcibly close your browser, the task manager locks up. Then 당신 need to use a task manager to close that task manager. This happened to me before my computer crashed. 게시됨 over a year ago

my dad says heyyy there is this amazing sea trip to turkey u guys wanna go , we were like yeah dad sure thats really cool , and he was like nah u well get sea sick

WTF!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Today was a 랜덤 일 here is why

me-PURPLE NURPLE!!!!

sis-ok??

me-lala lala elmos world =)

sis-WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU????

me-whutzzzzz

sis-u mit need to be checked

me-THE MOST EPIC PERSON IS HERE!!!!

and then this happened

me-OMFG

bff-whut whut

me-IDK

=) i have no idea why these things happen to me WHY?????
O.O

게시됨 over a year ago

Q:Who has a pet named Gary
A:SPONGEBOB!!
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Do 당신 know how hard it is to draw a triangle?! >_< 게시됨 over a year ago

i want goldfish but i cant have them 게시됨 over a year ago

Has anybody seen the 유튜브 video... "webcam 101 for seniors?" If not go to www.youtube.com RIGHT NOW! IT'S SO FUNNY!
(: 게시됨 over a year ago

My best friend Katie wrote the number 8 on a sticky note and stuck it on my forehead and I kept it on all day.
My Spanish teacher is now going to call me "The Number 8."
I did a happy dance in the middle of class, saying things like "8, 8, I am 8! The symbol of perfection! I am 8, the perfect number!" Everyone stared at me.

Best 일 of my life. Period. 게시됨 over a year ago

Moon Cosmic Power,Make Up! 게시됨 over a year ago

(>^_^)> 게시됨 over a year ago

good morninn ppl hahaha anotha beatiful morninn 게시됨 over a year ago

Stupid computer Updates! 게시됨 over a year ago

When 당신 pause during a TV show and they have hilarious faces. 게시됨 over a year ago

10 props to the person how becomes a 팬 of the club on 팬팝 "celebrity craze!!!" guaranteed 게시됨 over a year ago

so its all 랜덤 huh!? then in that case..chevelet camerio 게시됨 over a year ago

So 당신 know those "WHEN 당신 SEE IT, You'll Shit Bricks" things? Word of advice: If it has something circled, and there's nothing in the circle, quickly change it before 당신 scare the absolute shit out of yourself. I fell for it twice and WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. 게시됨 over a year ago

SPONGE BOB MAKES 당신 LESS INTELIGENT I HAVE PROOF;

What's 2+2? 7? WHAT'S 7? WHY THE FUCK AM I WRIGHTING THIS? ~passes out~ 게시됨 over a year ago

앵그리 버드 게시됨 over a year ago

PASTAAAA!!!

That is all. 게시됨 over a year ago

the movie Real Steel is coming to theaters on my b-day!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I HAVE TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT FRACTIONS FOR MATH! AND SING IT! WTF?!?!?!?!?! 게시됨 over a year ago

how long does it take to reply to a text??? 게시됨 over a year ago

My 프렌즈 spanish teacher is named Richard (the teachers call him Dick) Cockburn.

Dick Cockburn O_O I'm not joking 게시됨 over a year ago

OK I KNOW THIS IS 랜덤 (that's kinda the point though, isn't it....)

but i have officially been 16 for 16 days.... 게시됨 over a year ago

I have been on here for 100 days in a row e.e
I have no life! x3 게시됨 over a year ago

I 로스트 MY FLASH DRIVE!!!!!! If you're a writer, 당신 know how this feels. 게시됨 over a year ago

The girl 당신 just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl 당신 just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy 당신 just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for our country. That guy 당신 just made fun of… for crying? His mother is dying.

National Suicide Prevention Week
I am against bullying. - Repost & Save a life :)

Pass it on 게시됨 over a year ago

It's funny how many people in the last few months have gotten banned, especially if it's been troll type users 또는 the ones who pick on others.
I can recall several that haven't returned after there first account being suspended. 게시됨 over a year ago

랜덤 word: frog ballz!!!!!!!!!!!!!...........ya!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

I think I got nauseous from eating the pocky. 게시됨 over a year ago

I just got a new pet it's a hermet 게, 크랩 he is so cute 게시됨 over a year ago

Pingas. That is all. LOL 게시됨 over a year ago

That awkward moment when 당신 can't see a real live dinosaur, but people in the distant future can. 게시됨 over a year ago

HOLY CONFUZZLED 주황색, 오렌지 TWISTED COUNTRY FRIED 베이컨 FLAVORED 무지개, 레인 보우 BOXES!

I found a penny! 게시됨 over a year ago

To the people that want to get other people reported...
It DOES NOT MATTER how many times a person is reported. The only thing that matters is what the person did, and how severe it was. Jeez people. Third time I've had to explain this today. 게시됨 over a year ago

Me: I'm gonna watch Nabari no Ou
Computer: But baby, 당신 haven't checked your tumblr in 3 hours 게시됨 over a year ago

Dear everyone,

I'm sorry for making everything a sexual innuendo. 게시됨 over a year ago

*sometimes 사랑 comes around and it knocks 당신 down just get back up when it knocks 당신 down* sings to bad i dont have anyone's 사랑 to knock me down :( 게시됨 over a year ago

Happy, happy, happy...

♪┏(・o･)┛♪┗ ( ･o･) ┓♪┏ ( ) ┛♪┗ (･o･ ) ┓♪┏(･o･)┛♪ 게시됨 over a year ago

We all live with the objective of being happy; Our lives are all different and yet the same- Anne Frank 게시됨 over a year ago

i 로스트 the game
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Happy derpday to meee...... 게시됨 over a year ago

OH MY GOD TODAY SUCKS!
I couldn't make any of the stupid lines straight on my stupid art project, so I kept having to go back and erase and erase and erase and I erased so much that the STUPID FREAKING PAPER RIPPED so I started freaking out and I can't ask my art teacher to give me any 더 많이 because it's expensive anyway so she couldn't give me any 더 많이 and I couldn't find the stupid paper ANYWHERE in this town so now I have to go ALL THE WAY TO AVON and I am about to explode! 게시됨 over a year ago

Spiderman, Spiderman, Does whatever a 거미 can. Spins a web, any size, Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman. 게시됨 over a year ago

Haterz gonna hate >:3 게시됨 over a year ago

The Lonely Island is now officially my new 가장 좋아하는 band. :D 게시됨 over a year ago

SO 랜덤 게시됨 over a year ago

Reality hits 당신 hard, bro. 게시됨 over a year ago

someone says: i hate when i say something and the one with me say me too
the guy 다음 too him: yeah me too 게시됨 over a year ago

boy: i 사랑 u <3
girl:prove it;scream it to the world
boy:*whisper in her ear* i 사랑 u
girl: y did u whisper it to me?
boy:cuz u are my world <3

that is soo cute and sweet :) 게시됨 over a year ago

상단, 맨 위로 4 LIES

I'm fine
I don't like anyone
That was my last piece of gum
I've read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions 게시됨 over a year ago

Are 당신 a human?

...No, I am a meat-popsicle. 게시됨 over a year ago

link 게시됨 over a year ago

옥수수 CHIPS

~5 whole 초 later~

R.I.P 게시됨 over a year ago

I just got the I Like Trains song on iTunes xD 게시됨 over a year ago

OH MY GOD THERE IS THIS SONG THAT I REALLY REALLY WANT BUT I CAN'T FIND A GOOD VERSION TO SAVE MY LIFE AND I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY NEED THIS SONG AND I CAN'T FIND THE VERSION I WANT THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME AND I AM GOING TO GO INTO PANIC MODE IS I DON'T FIND IT SOON THIS IS JUST LIKE THE INCIDENT WITH THE STRIPES SOMEBODY HELP ME 또는 MY SANITY WILL SUFFER PLEASE I AM BEGGING 당신 ALL!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 gotta help me, man, my tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

We all need to get our 프렌즈 to read Ben Drowned. We then buy an Elegy of Emptiness statue and get the reverse Song of Healing on our iPods, and SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM 24/7! 게시됨 over a year ago

So we're on a Ben Drowned craze now? Well, expect to see a million Fanpoppers be scared shitless in the 다음 few days. 게시됨 over a year ago

this is like the 17th 나무, 트리 ive fallen out of this month. something tells me im going to fall out of at least 6 more. O.o 게시됨 over a year ago

Hanging with the guys enough i'm the only girl =) 게시됨 over a year ago