A clown just hit me in the head .

with a 바나나 c: 게시됨 over a year ago

yall have to watch hitler react to kony 2012 c: 게시됨 over a year ago

Weird moment where your 당신 hear 당신 가장 좋아하는 song in the store and 당신 can't help but sing along and dance and then everyone starts staring at 당신 게시됨 over a year ago

Fucking had ANOTHER creepy dream.
I was in my house, and my family were all skinned and stuck on wooden spikes in a 원, 동그라미 around me. Then this freakin clown started skipping around the circle. All the while there was this high-pitched whistling noise. Then the clown exploded and sprayed me with blood and guts.

The fuck is wrong with me? 게시됨 over a year ago

that awkward moment when your talking 2 yourself in a crowd and every 1 stops and listens 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when 당신 post the stupidest thing ever,and it turns out to be a chain.

U MAD BRO? 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm a 바비 인형 girl in a 바비 인형 world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic ~
게시됨 over a year ago

A club for my friend Horsegirl202
link
게시됨 over a year ago

A letter saying SPECIFICALLY that it's addressed to my parents and NO ONE ELSE comes through my letterbox.
My immediate reaction: "CAN I READ IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
LOL true story!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

My daily schedule today:
1.) Kick my feet up and stare at the 팬
2.) Turn the t.v on
3.) Throw my hand in my pants
4.) Lounge on the couch
5.) Chill in my snuggie
6.) Turn to 엠티비 so they could teach my how dougie
7.) Do some p90x
8.) Meet a really nice girl
9.) Have some really nice sex
10.) I might mess around and get my college degree
11.) Think about old man would be so proud of me
12.) Tell him "sorry pops you'll just have to wait
13.) Go to sleep and start the cycle all over AGAIN!!! :) 게시됨 over a year ago

The skittles commercial says to taste the rainbow.
But they are sitting on it -.-
So, what the fuck is the 무지개, 레인 보우 going to taste like now? 게시됨 over a year ago

Please join:
link 게시됨 over a year ago

I'M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN... WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

When my parents call me a liar...
I look them in the eye and always say:

"Santa, the easter bunny, tooth fairy"....
And then, I walk away , - like a boss . 게시됨 over a year ago

When someone hates 당신 for no reason;
give them a reason. 게시됨 over a year ago

Hearing a song 당신 really like on the radio,
And trying to remember part of the lyrics
so 당신 can 구글 it, when 당신 get home. 게시됨 over a year ago

- 브로콜리 - I look like a tree!
- 호두, 월 넛 - I look like a brain!
- 버섯 - I look like an umbrella!
- 바나나 - Can we please change the subject? 게시됨 over a year ago

Dirt and glitter
Cover the floor
We're pretty and sick
We're young and we're bored (Ha)

It's time to lose your mind
And let the crazy out
(This place about to)
Tonight we're taking names
'Cause we don't mess around... 게시됨 over a year ago

Fangirls; they like something.
Their natural reaction is to scream like they're being murdered.

...Women.

Also, stfu about Kony. We get it.
I have to agree with people on this one, it's annoying as fuck. 게시됨 over a year ago

Im so new here .
c:

this place is awesome. (:
♥ 게시됨 over a year ago

the weird shit that happens to me:
8:41pmvvfrankie:
do not put keith in it plz
8:42pm
was he drunk in the funny pic thing
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Nope.
8:43pmvvfrankie:
dude
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
just eating a snadwhic...
8:43pmvvfrankie:
dude
8:43pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
sandwhich*
8:43pmvvfrankie:
the eyes follow me
8:44pm
*creepy*
8:44pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
xDDD but he is soo sexy
8:44pmvvfrankie:
not in this 1
your addicted
8:44pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
암캐, 암 캐 please, he is always sexy!
게시됨 over a year ago

Okay, so is anyone's 페이스북 account name Tȱxic Mȱld (ʡ)? Because he sent me a friend request, and we have no mutual 프렌즈 또는 anything. I was just wondering if any of 당신 had figured my 페이스북 out. 게시됨 over a year ago

okay, what's your 가장 좋아하는 season and why? 게시됨 over a year ago

Why so blue green man? 게시됨 over a year ago

In the not-too-distant future,
somewhere in time and space,
Mike Nelson and his robot pals,
are caught in an endless chase... 게시됨 over a year ago

goodbye everyone. I'm being kidnapped 의해 ninjas :D 게시됨 over a year ago

THE 다음 PERSON WHO SAYS "KONY" IS GOING TO GET THEIR SHIT SMACKED. 게시됨 over a year ago

is it bad that i sang friday 의해 rebbeca black about 20 times to annoy my 프렌즈 게시됨 over a year ago

Pineapples. Bl

Only a few select people will get this. 게시됨 over a year ago

So last night I had a dream:
I was in my house, but there wasn't a roof 또는 floor. I was like, in 우주 또는 something. My 침대 was floating there, and I was laying on it near a window. Outside the window was this forest, (which was weird, cause I was in space) Then, the glass of the window broke, and a buff-looking dude in a tutu pranced in and started salsa-dancing with my little sister- who was hanging in the center of the room. She looked like a zombie. 게시됨 over a year ago

The things that people pay attention to really says something about them. Who here has ever heard of Rachel's Challenge? If 당신 have 또는 haven't, I want all of 당신 to help start a chain reaction of kindness in your school, your neighborhood, your town, wherever. If 당신 show just a little kindness, 당신 might just start a chain reaction. 게시됨 over a year ago

Life is too important to be taken seriously. - Oscar Wilde 게시됨 over a year ago

Right here it's empty. In 페이스북 it's full o_O 게시됨 over a year ago

Can anyone tell me how when 당신 answer a question, How do 당신 get the words in italics 또는 even underlining the words 또는 even making them 더 많이 bold? I have been trying to do that for a while, But i can't seem to get them to turn out like how i want them to.
If 당신 can tell me, I will appreciate it! :D 게시됨 over a year ago

I've got a die-hard 팬 metal for this club! :) 게시됨 over a year ago

Just woke up !!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY!!!! :);):);):);) 게시됨 over a year ago

CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT KONY IS NOT GOING TO MAKE HIM STOP ABUSING CHILDREN. 게시됨 over a year ago

Lets see how many people are actually on this club. post the first thing that comes to mind when u see this...aim 30 =) 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when someone in your class pretends to have a higher grade than they actually have, and the grade they're pretending to have is actually your grade. 게시됨 over a year ago

Kony is a man that needs to be arrested but cant be found. he kidnapps children in their sleep and forces them to kill their own parents. he then uses the girls for sexual reasons. he uses the boys to make soliders for himself. he has been doing this for years.
many innocent kids are tortured and/or die! we need to spread the word so that 더 많이 ppl know about this. the 더 많이 ppl know about this then those ppl might see him and be able to 신고 him to police. pls help spread the word HELP STOP HIM 게시됨 over a year ago

WHERE'S MY CHAT BAR?!??! 게시됨 over a year ago

Apparently, there is a bunch of girls named Kelly around where I live that are looking for dates.... well that ain't weird at all. 게시됨 over a year ago

Please 가입하기 these clubs
Harry styles vs. Zayn malik
One direction vs. Jls
Zayn malik vs. Liam Payne
Louis tomlinson vs. Harry styles
Louis tomlinson vs. Zayn malik
Harry styles vs. Aston merrygold
Harry styles vs. Niall horan
Liam 'sexy' Payne
Zayn 'sizzling hot' malik
Louis 'fit' tomlinson
1Dx 게시됨 over a year ago

please 가입하기 the club '1dx'
thanx luv ya x 게시됨 over a year ago

[b]Don't[\b] scroll down !
link 게시됨 over a year ago

Happy International Women's Day! :) ♥
게시됨 over a year ago

랜덤 dancing 게시됨 over a year ago

Does anyone else get embarrassed on a daily basis?

또는 is it just me? 게시됨 over a year ago

That moment when your friend dosen't know what a meme is... O_O 게시됨 over a year ago

alot of people worry about whats happening in other parts of the world and thats fine to each his own I guess and yes it is wrong whats happening but dont forget about your own country. Things happen in your own country things 당신 may not even know about, everyday. So if 당신 give donations to other countries 당신 should not forget your own either. Just saying. 게시됨 over a year ago

For some reason I have a really weird desire to write a fanfiction that is a crossover between Sons of Anarchy and David Copperfield 의해 Charles Dickens...this should be interesting 또는 f*cked up. 게시됨 over a year ago

KONY! 당신 SUCK. 당신 made me proud of my white inside and ashamed of my black outside! 게시됨 over a year ago

My advertisements seem to think i'm a perverted old man who likes big boobed whores.

Ad: Hey,a new hot girl joins every minute!

Me: Hey, No new fucks were given. 게시됨 over a year ago

God dammit is it THAT hard to 구글 shit for yourselves people?

You're on the internet are 당신 not? So instead of being the millionth person to ask "Wat's Kony LOL I heer all the tyme but will some 1 explain eet 2 me plz???", just type 'Kony 2012' in the searchbar in the 상단, 맨 위로 of your damn screen and go to town.

You're not retarded just 구글 IT for DERPS SAKE. 게시됨 over a year ago

Shut up about Kony.
And shut up in the 답변 about roleplaying every other god damn question.
It's annoying.
inb4 slowpoke 또는 some shit.
Kthxbai. 게시됨 over a year ago

WHAT THE ...................IS KONY?? PLEASE EXPLAIN IN WORDS.!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD OF KONY 2012 AND TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE AND HELP GET THE CHILDREN THEIR FREEDOM BACK! 게시됨 over a year ago

School is USELESS! English:We Speak It!,Math:1+1=2 비욘세 taught Us that! History:They died get over it!,Art:...I can draw stickmen!,Science:Cavemen found out about 불, 화재 and it was a coincidence... Spanish:We have Dora.. 게시됨 over a year ago

Stop Kony 2012!! 게시됨 over a year ago

link

Stupid Jesse, though. Answer this please! 게시됨 over a year ago

Damn, I think i got a cold. Because my nose is very stuffy & runny, And i cough at times. ._.
God, I hate being sick. X| 게시됨 over a year ago

SAVE DERPY! 게시됨 over a year ago

Is your 아이디 symbolic? Why?? 게시됨 over a year ago

STOP KONY! 게시됨 over a year ago

how to i become an unfan???!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Oh,Ashton kutcher poptarts,I dropped my...Books? 게시됨 over a year ago

I just got a puppy. He loves my moms lampshade{which totally pisses her off}. He licks it and sleeps beside it. If anyone gets near it he growls at them.

So my 개 life partner is a lampshade.
My life just keeps getting better.
게시됨 over a year ago

hello im new to 팬팝 게시됨 over a year ago

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This is a 랜덤 song that doesnt make sense :

Joke the poke, couldnt smoke.
Even thought he didnt smoke,he still smelled boak(glasgow word for someone smelling disgusting)
He had a bed,it 빙어, 빙 어 like the dead.
And even though he had bread,he still wasny dead 게시됨 over a year ago

Will everyone stop posting about RP's in the answer sections?
Thanks. 게시됨 over a year ago

I hate guitars officially now!I was putting my dads 기타 strap on which attaches to the 기타 and then suddenly it attacked me!:( I now have a bruise above my eyebrow from the attack!Should i call 999?lol 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 guys.
I know 당신 probably don't remember me, but my old 아이디 was EatThis.
Just so 당신 know.
I'm not completely new here and if 당신 for some reason decide to 팬 me, 당신 don't have to be all "Welcome to Fanpop!" 게시됨 over a year ago

Paddy says to Murphy ''Why do scuba divers fall of the 보트 backwards'', Murphy says''Ya thick idiot. If they fell 앞으로 they would still be on the boat'' 게시됨 over a year ago

I downloaded this new app called "SimSimi". Basically,you just talk to it. So here's something very 랜덤 and funny that happened a few 분 ago:
Me: PASTAAAA~
SimSimi: Italy <3
Me: 당신 know of Hetalia?
SimSimi: Yes, of course that is one of my 가장 좋아하는 anime. I 사랑 it because it is an educational Yaoi.

XD 게시됨 over a year ago

500 fans!!!! *spazzes* 게시됨 over a year ago

I've got my dedicated (green) medal! :'D *Is Weeping Tears Of Joy* 게시됨 over a year ago

I would really 사랑 it if 당신 guys would rp with me and missracoon!

link 게시됨 over a year ago

I honestly don't know what makes people think I'm the letter "u". ;A; It would be amazing if I was, but I'm not! When will people learn?! 게시됨 over a year ago

Heyy guys! I know it sounds desperate, but could 당신 please 가입하기 this club. It would mean a lot to me :D <333
link 게시됨 over a year ago

XD 14100 fans. :) 게시됨 over a year ago

The local young men are keen on my flavoured 우유 drink and frequent my garden in order sample it. They insist that its quality is superior to yours. 게시됨 over a year ago

Ugh...I hate it when my 업데이트 are slow...Dx 게시됨 over a year ago

Help Me! Any 기사 from world news except US Wanted! 게시됨 over a year ago

Today: VOTE LADY GAGA FOR BEST FEMALE SINGER!
Tomorrow: VOTE JUSTIN BEIBER AS THE BEST MALE SINGER!

what is this sorcery? 게시됨 over a year ago

Sadly, I am going to get a new icon, abandoning my beautiful Iggy icon. But, in its place, is something....
symmetrical. 게시됨 over a year ago

If someone throws Skittles at 당신 and tells 당신 to taste the rainbow, throw M&Ms back at them and say "I'm not afraid". 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm addicted and I know it! Girl just look at that wall! Girl just look at that wall! I add clubs! I add clubs! When I look at the site, this is what I find, 기사 and pictures, 비디오 and more! I've got props and my fans, and I ain't afraid to show em' I'm addicted and I know it! -- I'm Sexy and I Know it tune 팬팝 lyrics!! (not very good) 게시됨 over a year ago

I am the original WEIRD GIRL!!!
Everyone hates me for who I am. :D
Then they end up with a 물고기 to the face! :) 게시됨 over a year ago

Hello please 가입하기 my club '1Dx'
Luv ya x 게시됨 over a year ago

CHICKEN WING
CHICKEN WING
HOT DOG AND BALOGNE
CHICKEN AND MACARONI
CHILLIN WITH MY HOMIES~!! :D 게시됨 over a year ago

nyan cat...... 게시됨 over a year ago

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for mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee 게시됨 over a year ago

I have 2012 fans! ♥ 게시됨 over a year ago

So I can't seem to be able to write a song anymore without breaking my pencil in half because of how pissed off I am with the man I'm 글쓰기 about. He killed my closest friend. Anyone have any tips?
(*Holy shit, Erick...you're literally scaring me now...!*) 게시됨 over a year ago

Me: Yeah,look there's a bird on his head!

My bro: That's gay.

Me: And the rainbows behind it isn't gay either.

My bro: ...FUUUUUUUU- 게시됨 over a year ago

Ever since I 게시됨 a demotivational pic of Lady Gaga, someone spammed the hell out of 5 사진 pages of her. 게시됨 over a year ago

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICESPIALIDOCIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Sonic 팬 characters! Yay! 게시됨 over a year ago

People, Go balance your brooms! its fucking amazing! 게시됨 over a year ago