god my 개 are soooooo lazy... all they do is sleep...wanna know wat theyre doin now? sleepin. tonite? sleepin. tommorrow? sleepin. febuary 7th? sleepin. christmas? sleepin. June 3rd? sleepin. June 5th? sleepin... god theyre soooooo lazy!!!!!!!!!
게시됨 over a year ago
All The Other Kids With The Pumped Up Kicks. Better Run, Better Run, Outrun My Gun, All The Other Kids With The Pumped Up Kicks Better Run, Better Run, Faster Than My Bullet
게시됨 over a year ago
저기요 out there all 당신 랜덤 people! Have 당신 ever heard of Oswald the lucky rabbit? If 당신 have, I'm sure 당신 사랑 him! 가입하기 the " Oswald the lucky rabbit" 팬 club here on fanpop. If 당신 havn't, he is awesome and 당신 can learn some about him there! Become a 팬 today!!!!!!
게시됨 over a year ago
yesterday i was so board i was trying to see how many sticky darts would fit on my window. today im so board im trying to see how many sticky darts will fit on my wall.
게시됨 over a year ago
Mom: Come down for dinner! Me: Ok. -Five 분 later- Mom: I SAID COME DOWN FOR DINNER! NOBODY EVER FÚCKING LISTENS TO ME IN THIS HOUSE! 당신 GUYS DON'T APPRECIATE ANYTHING! Me: Ok. *Goes to the kitchen* Where's the food? Mom: Oh, it's not done yet.
당신 see, theres a new kid in my class he's a dude. and guess whats his name, its DICK. and when he says his name, suddenly i scream "what the hell, theres a guy named dick". and my whole classmate were looking at me like im a crazy person, cause they dont know what dick means ( i live in indonesia, not lot of people know english very well)
and because of that he ended up sitting 다음 to me, and then he ask me " whats the matter with my name" so i say " just 구글 it, you'll found out"
게시됨 over a year ago
Great news!! I 로스트 my Taylor Lautner addiction. Bad news, I definitely found my sweeny Todd addiction. Cause he is just SO DAMN EPIC. O_o
게시됨 over a year ago
I was on omegle with someone using the spy mode thing. The 질문 that showed up was: "Is there anything 더 많이 awesome than Prussia?" HELL YES.
게시됨 over a year ago
Let's see if anyone gets this... 저기요 Mr. Douchebag, why your ego so massive? It's two a.m. and dark outside 당신 don't need those su-su-sunglasses!
게시됨 over a year ago
Okay, so me and my friend Alana just conducted another seance, but we used inhanced audio, and a voice, very clearly, said "Brooklyn and Alana". My name is Brooklyn 의해 the way. Then we did another seance, and another voice said "You idiot." and then five 초 later "Guess."
I'm buggin out right now. That was the most "intellegent" responce we've ever gotten.
게시됨 over a year ago
I hate it when you're with someone cuter than 당신 and everyone's giving them compliments and you're just sitting there going "I like trains :I"
게시됨 over a year ago
Light Yagami "I'll solve equations with my right hand and write names with my left. I'll take a potato chip and EAT IT! Just watch me L."
게시됨 over a year ago
Did 당신 ever see the parody of that? "I'll solve equations with my right potato chip and write names with my left potato chip. I'll take my right hand.... AND EAT IT! *nom*"over a year ago
Imagine Prussia. And Russia. And America. As doctors. Who do surgery. With male nurses. In miniskirts. Which includes Italy. And Romano. With Belarus. Who has lots of knives. Running a hospital. All with funny names. With leather 침대 restraints. And insane patients. And a weird hospital name. Which translates to “No Escape.” Scared yet? Now imagine being a patient there.
게시됨 over a year ago
If 당신 want to troll him a little, then copy-and-paste that sexy Hetalia-free link onto your 주소 bar (you know what I'm talking about) and GO NUTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!
게시됨 over a year ago
^ That was just a Ghost impression, 당신 know. Here's another one: I'M A CAPITALIST!!! AND I DESERVE THE RESPECT ACCORDING TO THAT TITLE!!!over a year ago
Wth...Its 6 in the morning, and my mother is in my closet pretending to be a demon 의해 scratching at the door and growling in an attempt to scare me.... What the fu- Sometimes I worry about her...sometimes...>____>
게시됨 over a year ago
lol!I'm watching "Jimmy Kimmel"and this one kid was at comic-con and he said there was a kid that saw his and went like."MOM SAID HE IS FROM MODERN FAMILY!I 사랑 THIS KID!!!" Lol! God...Now hes talking about Lego Land!
게시됨 over a year ago
So I just conducted a seance with my friend alana_alexandra and after she called the "spirit" a f-ing pussy, we heard this hissing noise 0_0.
게시됨 over a year ago
I WOULD be jumping with joy, however, I am almost certain she made another account. XxNerdyNinjaxX 또는 something like that. Almost CERTAIN.over a year ago
@Heartisalone, I think that is her other account because she has the same exact 사진 of a site model and she spells the same way wiithout correct grammar.over a year ago
So... I just watched Grave Encounters. It seemed pretty fake, but I'm still scared out of my skin. Horror 영화 don't usually scare me, but my 심장 is spazzing out and i'm shaking and giggling (I giggle when I'm freaked out) like some psycho.
게시됨 over a year ago
OHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!!!! MY MOTHER GAVE ME HORSE 무 CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! EW EW EW EWWIE!!!!!!!!!! ITS ON MY TONGUE!!!!! *vomits* EWWWWWWWWW* *cries*
게시됨 over a year ago
Well apparently I orded a 구아바 and some alpacka fecies ^_^ I was gonna order a 간물, 피 클 to but they said it costed 5 dollas.......I'm broke the 구아바 and alpaka fecies was free ^_^
게시됨 over a year ago
The Dark Lord took my cookie... *flashback to 5 분 ago*...
Me:*eating cookie* Dark Lord: "Dammit Kelsey, death eaters don't eat cookies!!!!" Me: *with 음식 in my mouth* " Buh ih 'astes 'ooooh good!!!" Dark Lord: "No cookie for you!!!" *takes cookie* Me: *cries* Dark Lord: * walks off and eats my cookie*
and thus i have no cookie anymore... i is sad
게시됨 over a year ago
hy y did my account go i was trying 2 get on nd it said my account wuz rmoved but i didnt remove it plz help me i want to have 프렌즈 nd maybe a bf (my old 1 broke up w/ me cuz he was jealous of all the pepole who liked me 4 my looks) but dats not hoo i am i am speacial and kewl no matter wat u guys say 2 me
게시됨 over a year ago
Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really, nice place Even though I'm your prisoner, 당신 give me 음식 and it doesn't suck like English food Sausages with cheeses always taste so good! It'd be heaven for a dog; yeah, that's Germany. Tell me, how is it 당신 Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation.
watched planet of the apes last night...i wish i didn't... TOM FELTON DIES IN IT!!!!!! T.T I CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT!!!!!!!!! I MEAN TOM FELTON IS DRACO AND I 사랑 DRACO THEREFORE I CRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO SAD!!!!!!!!! ToT
게시됨 over a year ago
^No, I would prefer not having others make OC's for me, I just prefer playing real characters from video games and whatever else is all.over a year ago
I'm hidden in my eyes, the tears and pain living inside of me .. Without letting 당신 know .. Helping 당신 and my 심장 is hurt .. If you're fine with my torment and you're coming to have me back, baby the pain of the old torment is still hurting me .. If 당신 noticed that I'm not crying, have 당신 left any tears? And if 당신 noticed that I'm not complaining, do 당신 think that I'm not hurt? ..
게시됨 over a year ago
Dispatcher: 911, what is your emergency? Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are 당신 calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an 구급차 is on the way. Are 당신 an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were 당신 doing before 당신 started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.
Today was a historical 일 for 랜덤 Spot history. We will tell it to our children who will tell the tale to their children, and so on and so forth, so that they may remember their ancestors and the heroic things they did on the Internet on this day, December 26, 2011.
......The fuck did I just type?
게시됨 over a year ago
Someone gave out their 비밀번호 so a bunch of people signed on and caused total chaos so then a few other accounts were made like that and were basically mass troll accounts that people wouldn't get frustrated at. So after a few got deleted I decided to make an account for my 헤타리아 OC Oregon and so did someone_save_me and mistymaydawngo, and DibLuver made one for England. One of the mass accounts turned into an account for Prussia so that one, mine, Washington's, and "Prussia's wife" kept getting into arguments. I hacked into the Prussia one and 게시됨 some stuff leading to the person changing their password, but I was signed on the entire time. That account got deleted though. Basically, yesterday was fucking awesome.over a year ago
girls are likee apples. the good apples are on the 상단, 맨 위로 and the rotten nasty worthless apples are on the bottom. some boys aren't willing to climb up and get a good apple. So just get what they can reach. Which is nasty and rotten