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Eazy-Efan said …
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, "Is the bar tender here?" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A smelly ant was expelled from the colony because he was deodorant. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
There were three 말 on a ship including a sick bay. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when she told me i was average, she was just being mean 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight commented…
we need to apprehend her imMEDIANtly over a year ago
metrolight said …
God Bless the people who will go through this punomenal 벽 of puns 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
our hearts go out to the familes of those who tried to skim the mass amount of posts and did not survive out of frustration over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Sign at a deer crossing: The Buck Stops Here. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a math teacher got a pet 앵무새 and taught it to talk. one 일 the 앵무새 escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The 오리 said to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have 칼라 id 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Time flies like an arrow. 과일 flies like a banana. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The best way to communicate with a 물고기 is to drop them a line. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Male deer have buck teeth. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A zoo had a 낙다, 낙 타 with no humps named 'Humphrey.' 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
to win at tug-of-war, 당신 must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
K. over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the 질문 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
One 메뚜기 told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Moar puns pls. 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Have 당신 ever heard of an honest cheetah? 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
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Shadowmarioking said …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
It's OK to watch an 코끼리 bathe as they usually have their trunks on. 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
where do 책 sleep?
under their covers 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Where do 당신 find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he 로스트 his job when the company folded 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I 스톨, 훔친 his coat, call that jack it 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
how do 당신 train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
당신 give them a drill instructor 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
how long will the puns go, no one knows over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan commented…
드레이크, 드레이 크 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a man walked into a bar. a 초 man saw it and ducked just in time 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Doing 콜라 with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
the seductive 비, 빗자루 salesmen swept me off my feet 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
why won't a bike stand up 의해 itself?
its two tired 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. 당신 could say he has teleAPATHY 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I murder so many verses, 당신 can say I killed hip hop. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Got a black dog
Call it a 암캐, 암 캐 nigga 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I 스톨, 훔친 his coat, call that jack it 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i bought a smoking 재킷, 자 켓 and blazer at a 불, 화재 sale 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain 게시됨 over a year ago
MarineHolocaust said …
puns should be eradicated from existence 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
I can't get this Squid Girl 아니메 out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
do 당신 know any chemistry jokes?
NaH 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
also acceptable: Na over a year ago
gabbalee commented…
I wanted to make a good periodic 표, 테이블 joke but all the good ones argon over a year ago
metrolight commented…
I NO Au FeW over a year ago
metrolight said …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the 바닷가, 비치 when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Shoot 당신 on 할로윈 call it trigger treating 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight commented…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
Priests hate cos/tan 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i used to be a gold prospector, but it didn't really pan out 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age 게시됨 over a year ago
metrolight said …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
that escalated quickly over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
I 홍어, 스케이트 when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to 스플릿, 분할 hares 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking commented…
the cycle of puns never ends 예수님 christ over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i 로스트 my mind 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
this 벽 is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
당신 can tell if a doctor's a quack when 당신 see his large bill 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin 게시됨 over a year ago
Shadowmarioking said …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another 게시됨 over a year ago
Eazy-Efan said …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. 게시됨 over a year ago