UPDATE: Hurricane Laura missed Lufkin, so we're pretty much marked safe. 게시됨 over a year ago

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Hello, hello, hello, hello
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us 게시됨 over a year ago

There's a line on the horizon, you're like a lion and a lamb
Is it a tragedy 또는 triumph?
You're so good, it's sick
Why did 당신 제비, 삼키기 down my poison?
Now I'm you're number one fan
Naked on a desert island, yeah
You're so good, it's sick 게시됨 over a year ago

Welp, I just ate part of a pie that I don't like and had 토스트 - but I'm still hunnnnnnnnngggggggrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Lol

What should I eat now? xD 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm making a call out video
Any superhero that doesn't kill their villain is equally as responsible for the crimes as the villain
The villain will just get out again
Just fucking kill them and get it over with
Oh, but they can't kill because they have morals
Will morals keep my child from getting kidnapped and sold on the black market 의해 The Green Gobbler?
This message is brought to 당신 의해 the Frank 성 Crew 게시됨 over a year ago

It was me, Barry 게시됨 over a year ago

I dont know If I want to start posting 또는 just stare and do nothing! which I've been doing the last ten 분 XD its hard to start over when coming back LOL 게시됨 over a year ago

"Why flee from yourself my good sir? From who 당신 are? Sprinting away, believing to be making grandiose miles down a glamorously perfect road. Kind, kind gentleman, it appears that you've been traveling in the wrong direction, away from progression. Run along now, the mirror is awaiting. I bid 당신 farewell, my good sir." 게시됨 over a year ago

Man, it'd be nice if we could start working and not have to wait for everyone to fuck around searching for stuff. Lmao. At least I get to internet while we wait, I guess. 게시됨 over a year ago

“My insides,
They churnin' its burnin'
These spirits, they liftin' my spirit
I'm leavin' my body, uplifted
This liquid, a gift this, it's snake bit
It's poison, I know it
To hell with, just pour it, just pour it
Just pour it, just pour it Just pour it” 게시됨 over a year ago

“Close your eyes and turn your face into the wind.

Feel it sweep along your skin in an invisible ocean of exultation.

Suddenly, 당신 know 당신 are alive.” 게시됨 over a year ago

“I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself.” 게시됨 over a year ago

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.” 게시됨 over a year ago

In the words of the future president of the world
"Come on, fat" 게시됨 over a year ago

Everyone takes notice of the abyss staring back while they peer into its depths.

But no one notices the tears that it sheds. 게시됨 over a year ago

This is the third bad 업데이트 I received for my laptop... 😒

At this point, Windows should stop doing updates. Like, fuck. 게시됨 over a year ago

Well, the trailer came out for the upcoming 배트맨 film starring Robert Pattinson. It looks overly-dark and dour and no fun. I miss the 1960's 더 많이 and 더 많이 and that's coming from someone who wasn't even born yet in the 60's. The new 배트맨 film better have 배트맨 dancing 또는 I'm going to be seriously disappointed. In the words of Adam West himself when he guest-starred in The Simpsons: "How come 배트맨 doesn't dance anymore?" 게시됨 over a year ago

Now we have a hurricane heading to Texas. The last thing we need... Might as well send Cthulhu and Godzilla while you're at it, God 😒 게시됨 over a year ago

I haven't showed up in months. Tht was bc I quit this site. Just so ya ppl know. I'm still not coming bk here. I just came bk bc I kept getting emails from here which I didn't in a long time. Welp this is good bye 게시됨 over a year ago

I know that people here enjoyed Waifu Labs so I thought that it couldn't hurt to let everyone know that I made a club for it, if y'all want a place to dump your generated Waifus lol. link 게시됨 over a year ago

I guess the murder hornets went back to Asia? I haven't seen one in Texas yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 게시됨 over a year ago

''For every sweep of the sword, give its respect thrice. With my training I shall reach the infinity.'' 게시됨 over a year ago

It's all fun and games until 호랑이 start drop kicking 당신 while listening to Iris of the Human 의해 Forfeiter. 게시됨 over a year ago

Do 당신 ever leave a community for a really long time for various reasons of varying validity, and then find yourself really nostalgic and wanting to come back? And then 당신 do, and 당신 see so many of the same people who were there years ago, still faithfully participating, and 당신 feel guilty somehow and like it's not really fair to just jump back in again? I ask for no particular reason, of course. 게시됨 over a year ago

Paedophiles deserve to get executed, and that's that. 게시됨 over a year ago

Pedophilia is not normal
Touching kids should not be accepted
Sex with a minor should not be a social norm
당신 should not be shamed for hating pedophiles
But apparently, people on Twitter tell 당신 "It's 2020. Fucking kids is all the rage"
I know I say "kill yourself" ironically a lot, but I genuinely mean it this time
If you're a pedophile, fucking kill yourself 게시됨 over a year ago

I have watched Tower of God and I gotta say, I find the hate train on a certain character rather amusing. LOL 게시됨 over a year ago

In Red Dead Redemption 2 당신 can travel to Amidillo.. But everyone has to wear a mask to avoid spreading a sickness.. Rockstar predicted the future.. 게시됨 over a year ago

God out here 'bout to pull an epic gamer 옮기기 and 취소하기 earth live on Twitter 게시됨 over a year ago

I wish my life was 더 많이 interesting sometimes. I get kind of bored of not being in one place and not having a "home", so to speak. But, I like my job and what we accomplish, and I'm saving money, so I guess I just have to put up with it... 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 what 당신 do,
당신 and your crew,
당신 even got players and thugs doin' it too.
The mo' that I drank,
The mo' it's lookin' smooth.
It's nothin' to a boss, I can do that shit too. 게시됨 over a year ago

Law clerkship applications be asking shit like "Why do 당신 think it's beneficial for Allans Lawyers to invest in innovation? Provide an example of innovation in a business that has impressed you"... I'd rather be beaten to within an inch of my life and then strapped to the exercise bike powering my own life support than pretend I have a keen interest in bUSiNeSs iNnOvAtIoN iN tHe LeGaL sEcToR honestly 게시됨 over a year ago

And that's late nights, doing what I wanna do
I got sleep eyes; I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some 베이컨 on it
One thing I 사랑 더 많이 than being with you
And that's no ties, no drama in my life
Yeah I, I woke up like this
Feel like...
Aw shit, throw some 베이컨 on it
One thing I 사랑 더 많이 than being with you-ou-ou-ou
Yeah, you-ou-ou-ou 게시됨 over a year ago

"I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast / But we like hot 버터 on your breakfast toast" 게시됨 over a year ago

Yeah, living the raw deal, three-course meal / Spaghetti, fettuccine, and veal. 게시됨 over a year ago

That's it, you're going to the Impregnation Nation 게시됨 over a year ago

'I used to run a bank
I'm the sediment at the bottom of | your water tank
And for a change of tact
I'd like to say | I 사랑 the way | 당신 scratch my back
And it's black, yeah it's black
The hole 당신 dug us in
And it's black, yeah it's black
And it's black my 심장 I wear it well' 게시됨 over a year ago

Sssssssssssssssssmokinnnnnn'!!! 게시됨 over a year ago

Was just thinking....has anyone watched kakegurui?
The school is like where rich people throw their psychopath kids away because an asylum would be too low for their standards XD 게시됨 over a year ago

I found out my sister has a joint.. Not only am I cool about it, I even tried some of it.. Well not yet, but sounds like I might get to soon.. 게시됨 over a year ago

I do admittedly like my slightly 고딕 style.. Just enough that I would probably get a skull tattoo if ever to get one.. And I watch a lot of horror 비디오 on youtube, simply cause they interest me.. 게시됨 over a year ago

Tomoya X Nagisa is probably the best 아니메 couple ever! At least, according to me and a whole bunch of other people! XD 게시됨 over a year ago

So, it's almost 3am... I guess I should probably go to 침대 at some point soon xD 게시됨 over a year ago

I 가입하기 the pinkbloom tribute to KissAnime. Man, that sucks so bad. I actually really liked that site. 게시됨 over a year ago

A moment of silence and tribute to a legendary website called kissanime and also 키스 manga.
RIP 키스 Anime😭💔

Because the site has been terminated 의해 일본 community. So, we won't be able to access new animes.
It was active for 8 years and now has met it's very sad end. 게시됨 over a year ago

I am sick and tired of making a 투표 on here even though people probably have better shit to do
If 당신 guys don't vote on my sick 나귀, 엉덩이 poll, I'm gonna get really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really really really reallyreallyreallyreallyreally REALLY upset 게시됨 over a year ago

I watch a lot of Rob Dyke/Gavagan, and only time I actually got angry are the ones about corrupt cops.. 또는 lawyers who try to use poor upbrings as excuses for vicious serial killers.. Makes 더 많이 sense than blaming video games though.. 게시됨 over a year ago

the moment 당신 realize 당신 still can't drive, still single, living at home, and still spending all your time online.. Yeah, life is good.. 게시됨 over a year ago

Part of me kinda wants Summer to end, as there's 더 많이 I can do in fal.. But at the same time.. I live at a lake.. I also don't.. 게시됨 over a year ago

Let it be know that it doesn't matter what 당신 are
당신 could be blacker than the night 또는 as white as snow
당신 could be straight as an 애로우 또는 as queer as a ten dollar bill
An asshole is still an asshole. They come in a variety of shapes and sizes
Don't use your race, gender 또는 sex to excuse your shitty behavior
If you're a dick and your gay, then you're just a gay dick
당신 should understand the value of not being a dickhead 게시됨 over a year ago

On Twitter, 당신 always gotta wonder who shit in their cereal
The answer is them
They shit in their own cereal and blame the world for it
Expect them to take a mighty dump in their cereal again tomorrow morning 게시됨 over a year ago

I wish 'mad hatter' was a job type. I'd so do that for a living. Lmao.

Like, why wouldn't ya? 게시됨 over a year ago

Whoever nonoobs is they are a piece of shit and i hope they die a miserable shitty death while having rotten dog turds dropped all over them 게시됨 over a year ago

Look, 당신 all can post your 아니메 pics and memes all 당신 want, but until 당신 pull the trigger and achieve the ultimate Otaku 판타지 like my nigga Mr. Anime, 당신 don't get to call yourself a real otaku. Okay? 게시됨 over a year ago

Since apparently it needs to be said because some people really ain't got anything better to do. This is my only account. I won't be making another account, I barely have time to waste with just this one account. If someone messages 당신 using my name 또는 username, that ain't me. It's probably nonoobs. 신고 the account and the message because that ain't me. 게시됨 over a year ago

Somebooooddddyyyyyyy 메시지함 me XD I'm bored 게시됨 over a year ago

They can't keep us down 'cause we're Monster High bread. 게시됨 over a year ago

Trees! Trees! Trees!

Ohhhhhh, planting trees is a good, good life, a good, good life.

I should make a song xD 게시됨 over a year ago

...... *ariariariariariariariariari* ....... 게시됨 over a year ago

당신 have no idea have funny it is to know someone who can do a perfect Kratos expression say "Boi, fetch me the ketchup and 빵 of wheat." 😂😂 게시됨 over a year ago

Finally going on a vacation tomorrow. 게시됨 over a year ago

Welp. 팬팝 on a phone sucks balls. 게시됨 over a year ago

Guys I know this is late but I have just noticed.
BlindBandit92
TheLefteris24
Kuro_Hyou666
zanhar1

I never cared about my club and never will post anything there.

If that asshole NoNoobs shows up again just ignore him
I appreciate the defend that 당신 guys show all of 당신 rock^^

But trust me if he directly talked to me he will be dreaming of his mama cleaning his diaper. 게시됨 over a year ago

Remember when 당신 were a kid, and after chasing down the ice cream truck with the local neighborhood kid like the monsters from I Am Legend, and 당신 would buy one of those Spongebob 또는 Spider-Man ice creams only to open the wrapper and see their faces dripping and their eyes falling out? Is that supposed to be Spider-Man 또는 a Hiroshima survivor
Good childhood memories 게시됨 over a year ago

I just discovered a problem with my schedule. It is dictating to me that I must spend one WHOLE 시간 doing timesheets, when I could be playing LoL...

...Why do I have to have responsibilities? Lol. I wish I got paid to just do as much nothing as I possibly could. I'd get bored eventually, though, then I'd find something to do. Hopefully.

I don't wanna do things, I wanna play games and go on Fanpop... Lmao. 게시됨 over a year ago

Me: *Discovers that Matrix 4 is in the making months later*

Also me: *surprised Raviolis face* 게시됨 over a year ago

Every confusion in 아니메 is answered with - "It doesn't makes sense here, but probably does in manga". 게시됨 over a year ago

I'm having a memingful time XD 게시됨 over a year ago

I wanna pet 고래 :/ But not just a regular whale. Mine's have to be a taco-waffle-megla-sharktoplatopus hybrid that sounds like Dio when it talks. 게시됨 over a year ago

Lycanroc-Dusk
Bisharp
Serperior
Gyarados
Haxorus
Mega Charizard X 게시됨 over a year ago

Where the fuck is Lefty when 당신 need him? XD 게시됨 over a year ago

I think I should go to bed. Lol. It's almost 2.30 am and I don't wanna get up too late. Lmao. 게시됨 over a year ago

*Throws ball to other guy* 'Hey, catch it, 당신 dickhead'

*Drops the ball*

'You've got fucking penis fingers' 게시됨 over a year ago

Look at my horse, my horse is amazin'. Give ah lick–
(Mmm! It tastes just like raisins!) 게시됨 over a year ago

Have 당신 ever received strange messages here? 게시됨 over a year ago

Whoa, we're half-way there
Whoa, SQUIDWARD ON A CHAIR- wait,what? 게시됨 over a year ago

I am a... big baller, prank caller, let me tell 당신 something I can do,
Down a tunnel, with a funnel, I'm tellin' ya that I'm a raw gunner too,
Specifically, let me be, I am free,

I am the demon that hides inside your mind,
Perhaps I'm the one that makes your teeth grind?
Eventually, I'll be me
True to my word, I'll plant that tree. 게시됨 over a year ago

Guys the 아이콘 contest is back. I think uploading 이미지 work from my phone!
I don't know if I could keep up with this it's annoying because I'm used to using on my pc it's easier. 게시됨 over a year ago

Sometimes I remember that I'm 19 and that means I've been on this fossil of a site for 7 years, give 또는 take. 게시됨 over a year ago

Welp, another proactive night on Random. XD

I'm off to play a game of LoL, then go to bed. Sleep tight my fellow Randomers <3 게시됨 over a year ago

Fuck I wish I was a god. I'd be the best god ever, like I'd just let everyone do whatever the fuck they wanted and I'd just fly around and spread joy and annoyance everywhere. XD 게시됨 over a year ago

Which campers will survive and which will get seven days in the sexnasium. Find out tonight on Total Drama Epstein's Island 게시됨 over a year ago

Who got the apples? 게시됨 over a year ago

Who got the sandwiches? 😂 게시됨 over a year ago

People ask the difference between a leader and a boss. The leader leads, and the boss drives. 게시됨 over a year ago

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss! 게시됨 over a year ago

Remember the difference between a boss and a leader; a boss says 'Go!' - a leader says 'Let's go! 게시됨 over a year ago

Everyone was all hyped on cash discounts now it's all card discounts lmfao. 게시됨 over a year ago

Okay, listen kids
Your parents tell 당신 never to go with strangers
But 당신 know who else went with strangers?
Luke Skywalker
So if a total stranger tells 당신 to go with them, maybe go with them
당신 may find yourself on a fun adventure 게시됨 over a year ago

Rest in peace for those who died in Beirut explosion and may God give speedy recovery for the injured ones. 게시됨 over a year ago

And now for my most EVIIIIL plan!

I'm going to make Hillary Clinton dry twerk on the entire, TRI STATE AREA!! Muahahaha–

Wait wut? 게시됨 over a year ago

NoNoobs is my grandma. Be nice to her. 게시됨 over a year ago

저기요 girls and the occasional guy
Don't forget that when you're sucking off your man, always remember the words of an artist living in a junkyard...
What 당신 currently have in your mouth is art 게시됨 over a year ago

- What are your plans for today?
- Me and a friend of mine are going to buy some glasses.
- After that?
- After that we'll see. 게시됨 over a year ago

I just ate dark 초콜릿 and coffee two 쓴, 쓰라린 things just like life in 2020

XD 게시됨 over a year ago

Anyone ever have this feeling that's like an itch about something, but the something sounds so dumb that 당신 try not to think about it too much? But the problem with that is that same itch is usually right 또는 damn near directly on the mark?

Yeah, so I've been feeling a lot of that. 게시됨 over a year ago

One can never under-estimate how good it is to lie down, smash back some noodle canteen and then watch ASMR while surfing the internet :D

I should call it 'how to win at life' 101. 게시됨 over a year ago

Sup, minions. 게시됨 over a year ago

Darkness never fades....I'm always watching just look behind you... ;) 게시됨 over a year ago

My friend said that he gave his girlfriend a lovely creampie
And it made her happy
And knowing they were happy made me happy
I hope 당신 all have a lovely creampie 게시됨 over a year ago