When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopiclly thin line between being brilliantly creative & 연기 like the most gigantic idiot on earth!
게시됨 over a year ago
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen 2 represent Valentine's Day. When i think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
게시됨 over a year ago
Me:Where does spongebob live Cleverbot:Who lives on the moon Me:Me Cbot:But who IS he Me:an american astronaut he got 로스트 they destroyed his records and didnt tell anyone he was there Cbot:Yes Me:I knew it the gov. is a lie Cbot:Why is it a lie Me:cause they didnt tell us he was still there Cbot:What is the truth Me:Hes still there your not even listening dont 당신 care about me Cbot:I do care bout my health Me:your so mean Cbot:are 당신 the devil Me:r u Cbot:no Me:so where does spongebob live
게시됨 over a year ago
when u make a mistake on 랜덤 spot its like u have been killed someone y the hell , not all of us have English as a first language u know !!!!!!
게시됨 over a year ago
Ok I offical hate .......................well i dunno whut i hate and people who hate U GUYS NEED TO STOP HATTEN ON ME U HATERS!!!!
게시됨 over a year ago
@ 050801090907: *le gasp* 당신 hate Anderson?! How dare you! D: @ Shadowmarioking: *catches cough drops and squirts Anderson in the eye* C:over a year ago
A 터틀, 거북 attempted to crawl up my pants today at school.
This has brought the kids in my school to nickname me, "Ze 터틀, 거북 Charmer". I'm pondering whether this is a good 또는 a bad thing... ._.
게시됨 over a year ago
^ Same. She was like "It just looks that way, it's staying in the same spot." Sometimes I wish my mother hadn't been so truthful with me, like when I was 7 and asked where 아기 came from ;n;over a year ago
Yeah, I don't even know how long I've had it. That was pretty much my reaction when I saw the "1 medal" thing at the 상단, 맨 위로 on my page XDover a year ago
So I go into the freezer to see if we have any ice cream, and to my delight, we had coffee ice cream, my favorite. I took a spoonful and ate it, and it was horrible. I read the label, and it said "Medicated Ice Cream". I ate 마리화나 ice cream ._.
게시됨 over a year ago
-charges into the 랜덤 spot, eyes wide an wild, breathing quickly and irregularly, and is bleeding everywhere, like I just got into a gruesome fight.- ...This is important... ... Guys ... ... It's official ... ... 7 ... ... Is... ... Worse... ... Than... ......5......... .... Thought 당신 ought to know.... -suddenly falls over, undoubtably dead-
게시됨 over a year ago
SERIOUSLY, PEOPLE! WHY MUST 당신 ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME?! WHY?! IT'S NOT AS AMUSING FOR ME AS IT IS FOR ALL OF YOU! I CAN ASSURE 당신 THAT RIGHT NOW!over a year ago
^_^ weird a fucking elmo Muppet just knocked at my apartment door.... He was like "I'm here to wish Bradon a Happy Birthday!" And I'm like -_- "Elmo 옮기기 ur 나귀, 엉덩이 out of my moms apartment! WRONG HOUSE!" Elmo is like D:
게시됨 over a year ago
^I don't hate at all but 당신 ARE really annoying 당신 don't have to post something as happens in your life. We don't care. Tell it to the people who do care.over a year ago
I nvr said I dont like 'em. and those people who are commenting didnt even say they DOnt like 'em. They're just asking "who MBLAQ" is. understand what 당신 read before 당신 say anything.over a year ago
i didnt mean 당신 at all thats first and also they said they arent 팬 of korean pop means they dont like them i understand everything ...just stop attacking me like thatover a year ago
당신 can always change your major. Don't gie up! Education is important in today's society. I wish 당신 the best though, breaking bad newss to parents is never a fun thing to do Dxover a year ago
i 사랑 this place thank 당신 everyone for being so welcoming and i hope everyone has a good 일 and life i will stay and get 더 많이 associated and known and i think i will be 1 of the nice people online
게시됨 over a year ago
Sometimes you're the one who wants to watch a man burn. Sometimes you're the unfortunate one burning. But on an occasion that's less rare than it seems... you're both.
게시됨 over a year ago
저기요 have 당신 heard of the I Like Trains kid? He's pretty cool but there might be something wrong with him. Don't know if he is cursed 또는 if it's something with his brain But the only thing he ever says is I LIKE TRAINS.
게시됨 over a year ago
I was just playing Don't Let the Balloon Touch the Ground and I started cracking up for no reason at all. I've had too much caffeine...
게시됨 over a year ago
Ok i just got my hair cut at wal-marts salon and this guy did a awesome job if u need a hair cut go to wal-marts Smart Salon they are really good!!
게시됨 over a year ago
I shot my lover in the head Didn't kill him but he's almost dead Now he's bleeding on the bedroom floor Got my neighbors knocking at my door
게시됨 over a year ago
OBJECTION. Go to hell I'M THE RANDOMEST ONE BITCH. AND NO ONE SHALL STOP MY EVIL REALM OF DARKNESS. REMEMBER THIS DAY, PONIES, FOR IT WAS YOUR LAST. FROM THIS 일 FORTH THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!over a year ago
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