"hey look, a forest!" "...forest? I don't see a forest." "Dude, it's right in front of you. 당신 can't see it?" "Well it's kind if hard to see anything with all these damn trees in the way!"
게시됨 over a year ago
That awkward moment when I slap myself, call myself a "whore" and demand I make me a sandwich. That even awkwarder moment when I cry at night because I beat me, but I can't leave because I 사랑 me. :/ .......
게시됨 over a year ago
█ 10% Michael Jackson ██ 20% Big Bang ███ 30%Super Junior ████ 40% Jung Yong Hwa █████ 50% A.N.JELL ██████ 60% Kpop ███████ 70% Kim Hyun Joong ████████ 80% Lee Hong Ki █████████ 90% Jang Geun Suk ██████████ 100% Random ***********Love It**************
게시됨 over a year ago
The other 일 my class was doing a lab in chemistry that involved guessing what is in a box (my teacher has been doing this lab for 12 years) using our senses and we couldn't figure out this one box. It seemed like a toy. Turns out it was a floppy disk. LOL
게시됨 over a year ago
Muddy Buddies are SO good for a snack, the powdered sugar and the taste.:D If anyone hasn't heard if these read about it on Google. You'll want a craving for them;)
게시됨 over a year ago
@Shadowmarioking, Oh ok, but they've also got these made out of Chex Mix and there much better than the original. @BlindBandit92, Lol. @someone_save_me, Same thoughts exactly, there awesome!over a year ago
I got a card in the mail from "Arthur Kirkland's 집 for Imaginary Friends" and I was like: ??? but then I realized it was from my friend. And I was so depressed. Happy Early Birthday, btw. (I 암갈색, 암 갈색 know why I shared that XD)over a year ago
I'm sorry, but shouldn't 당신 be focusing, on, like, shelter, instead of fanpop? Please don't take this the wrong way, just what I'm thinking.over a year ago
I have danced so much, that I think I might s*** my pants, but on the plus side I'll be 더 많이 energetic and limber, but unfortunately I'll be sore and miserable for days. and when I return to school and everyone asks how I got this great agility and movement, I will say, " I DANCED MY A** OFF.", right before I pass out. Because dancing to the beat to four fast-paced Japanese songs, with your own moves would even wear out a cheerleader. Oh, and also, I got my first Art Comission, YAY!
게시됨 over a year ago
A college teacher reminds her class of their final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for 당신 not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack 또는 a personal injury, illness, 또는 a death in your family, but that's it. No other excuses!"
A guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would 당신 say if tomorrow I was suffering from utter sexual exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles at the student and says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write with your other hand."
게시됨 over a year ago
worked out for an 시간 && 30 mins today in the school gym. i am in pain but i got to go 집 && work out some more. ugh. skinny people stay skinny.
게시됨 over a year ago
My Adobe Flash Plugin is crashing repeatedly, that sucks, on the plus side, the ads don't work anymore, so I won't have to endure the sight of screen-raping for the rest of the day.
게시됨 over a year ago
HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER HYPER AHAHAHA!!! I said HYPER eight times!! ... FUCK THAT MAKES NINE! AUSISHHSKPPHDFT!! -dies-
게시됨 over a year ago
My opinion of the perfect guy: A guy that's sensitive and sheds a tear when he wants to. Someone who will always find time for me and treats me right. Someone who makes me feel good about myself and someone who can be nasty and sexual at times WHICH I REALLY NEED (cuz im a dirty girl lol) And someone who loves me for me...
게시됨 over a year ago
Hello I'm the one who 게시됨 the 신고 on hulk1fan now that he's gone I'm going to 삭제 the 질문 now I gave props to all the ones who reported him now if I missed u plz message me so I can rightfully give u ur reward
게시됨 over a year ago
HOLD THE FRONT DOOR! Where the hell did alismouha go? His name took me to the 팬팝 집 page! Did he quit?! If so then that sucks. He was funny.... D:
게시됨 over a year ago
Me to my dad: 당신 know... The rooms upatsies are very evenly sized on both sides. 당신 did a nice job, Daddy-o! Dad: ... I did that so it would be perfetcly symmetical... Me: -bursts out laughing- Dad: You're surprised? Where did 당신 think 당신 got it from, your mom? Me: No... That's not why I'm laughing... Dad: Wh- Me: Never mind, Dad. Never mind... XD
게시됨 over a year ago
My friend just got her 팬팝 account. She saw that 페이스북 ad with that chick Stephanie and the fake friend request and thought it's real. She's still convinced it's real. I try to talk her out of it. She doesn't believe me.
게시됨 over a year ago
Woah, wait a minute. How does that work with Selena being 19 but your grandmother (gonna guess here) about 40-80 ish? This does not compute.over a year ago
Why does everyone think Justin Bieber is a girl? I mean I gotta admit he did sound like a girl but he's not a girl. I don't care if u call him gay 또는 transexual but callin him a girl? Dude...seriously -.-
게시됨 over a year ago
I need 당신 guys to go on emoboy_123's 벽 and post these exact words "Nick, don't go. 당신 have alot of 프렌즈 who 사랑 you" whosoever does this will indeed get 5 props...DO IT NOW. pwease? :'(
게시됨 over a year ago