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posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined 팬팝 a few days 이전 and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST 랜덤 PARAGRAPHS IN THE 코멘트 AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN 기사 AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as 당신 please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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posted by randomgirl3000
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink 당신 have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes 의해 boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If 당신 accidentally write...
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posted by talinabeadles
If 당신 are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got 당신 pregnant and that 당신 want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if 당신 want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the 다음 일 say that 당신 are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif 당신 get child support hope this helps like i said have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop 읽기 and if 당신 are still 읽기 thisthen i know 당신 사랑 me no joke i thought 당신 did not want to countinue 읽기 당신 llied what a big mistake not jk LOL this is so 랜덤 ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still 읽기 bye b7ye now stop 읽기 this great now 당신 can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop 읽기 this bye!!!!!!!! 메시지함 me i 사랑 당신 and hit me at 페이스북 at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy said “There are certain rules that one must abide 의해 in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. 당신 can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. 당신 can never drink 또는 do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because 당신 won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much 더 많이 elaborate, with 더 많이 blood and gore.
3. If 당신 want your films...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Some of 당신 might have heard of the game Facade. those of 당신 who have, 당신 probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she said "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they said yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by flippy_fan210
-when 당신 ask someone for something and they try to annoy 당신 because they have it and 당신 don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give 당신 work 당신 have to do at 집 and 당신 have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your 프렌즈 call saying they'll come over and never show up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own 집 and being controlled 의해 your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if 당신 make one "dirty" 또는 "wrong" joke

-overprotective...
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy 프렌즈 so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m 프렌즈 with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I 사랑 this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I 사랑 the way
ed told her " i will give 당신 half of my
life if 당신 give me half yours". Than
winry said "how about i give 당신 all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
Original link

1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If 당신 live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some 프렌즈 along for company, 또는 just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental 집 for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a 원, 동그라미 like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people 당신 just didn’t want to annoy – 당신 know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, 당신 just didn’t want to 십자가, 크로스 Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...
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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and 사랑 potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in 사랑 if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered 초콜릿 a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of 초콜릿 a 일 before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in 사랑 approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic 사랑 suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama’s Breath Is So Bad…
I'm sitting here at the computer, scouring the internet for the world's best bad breath jokes. Honestly, you'd think it'd be easier. I only found a few, and decided to twist it into "Yo Mama" style.

Yo Mama Poetry
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back?

Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too.

Yo Mama Comebacks
Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.

Let's get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.

Tell Yo Mama
Tell Yo mama that I'm mad at her... and her...
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The third story of beyong me

Blood stained the white 셔츠 I was wearing. "Oh great" I said sarcastically. Jonathan laughed "It's okay just throw it away when 당신 change" he said with a smirk-like grin. I gave him a confused look. "It's my shirt" he said. Mason wondered off into a huge cave. I grabbed Jonathan's hand and ran to catch up to Mason. "How did we get here" I asked remembering I only fell asleep. "Well considering whatyou are 당신 럼 주, 럼 off to places when 당신 sleep and 당신 summon people according to what problem your in" Mason explained. I looked at Jonathan my face making it look like...
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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I 사랑 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 또는 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 사랑 him with all my heart. I 사랑 the way he sings, I 사랑 the way he looks, I 사랑 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 당신 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously...
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posted by Draculaura10
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. 당신 have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep 당신 trying over and over again to see if 당신 can outsmart
your foot, but, 당신 can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching 당신 (they will think 당신 are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your 책상, 데스크 in front...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that 당신 are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the 다음 랜덤 thing no matter how ridiculous 또는 stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them 당신 can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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