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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. 또는 (._.) indecisive
:-) 또는 =] 또는 :) 또는 =) 또는 :] 또는 :^) 또는 :D 또는 :^D Smile 또는 happy
:-L 또는 =L 또는 o¬o Drool 또는 Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( 또는 =( 또는 D: 또는 D= Frown 또는 Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP 또는 XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD 또는 XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S 또는 :s 또는 =S 또는 =s confused
:Þ 또는 :þ 또는 =b 또는 =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ 또는 : 또는 =/ 또는 = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, 또는 a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 당신 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 또는 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.

You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills

How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 또는 without apps running 또는 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 당신 are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
당신 can be the 땅콩 버터 to my jelly
You can be the 나비 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 구름, 클라우드 when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy 당신 complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 사과, 애플 to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by australia-101
당신 may be stupid if...

...you can't remember how to spell "IQ."

...you can't remember the number for 911.

...you just discovered your AM radio also works in the afternoon.

...you use correction fluid on your PC monitor.

...you fail Physical Education.

...you can not spell it.

...you try to turn the light on to find flashlight in a power outage!

...you put braille on a drive up teller machine.

...you think 타코 벨 is a Mexican phone company.

...you think a pigpen is something to write with!!!

...you think a cartoon is a song about automobiles.

...you use your CD-ROM unit as a drink holder.

...you frequently...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this 기사 on the internet.

1. Insist that 당신 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 침대 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 당신 know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 의해 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 당신 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Bad Shows on Disney
So Random
A.N.T Farm
Good Luck Charlie
Lizzie McGuire
The Proud Family
Phil of the Future
Dave the Barbarian
Brandy and Mr. Whiskers
The Buzz on Maggie
The Emperor's New School
Good Luck Charlie
Fish Hooks
Shake It Up
The Replacements
Austin & Ally

Bad Shows on Cartoon Network
Cow and Chicken
I Am Weasel
The Powerpuff Girls
Ed, Edd n Eddy
Johnny Bravo
The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
Camp Lazlo
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Class of 3000
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
The Secret Saturdays
Adventure Time...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like 당신 just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the 음식 in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a 질문 nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... LOL twss

1. Are 당신 single?

2. Are 당신 happy about that?

3. Are 당신 bored?

4. Are 당신 sad?

5. Are 당신 Italian?

6. Are 당신 pregnant?

8. Are 당신 cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are 당신 Irish?

10. Are your parents still married?

1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:

9. 가장 좋아하는 color:
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posted by amutokitty
What is Vocaloid? A voice synthesizer. A Toyota Corolla endorser. An amazing group of digitized singers that 당신 can download right onto your computer. My 가장 좋아하는 group of singers. From 보컬로이드 that are so well known that they become viral, like Hatsune Miku, to the ones that 당신 almost never hear about, like Prima and Tonio, these singers have a wide variety of voice types, specialties, songs, and looks. I have been following Vocaloid ever since I heard little Hachune Miku sing her version of Ievan Polkka while swinging her leek, and since then I've acquired a vast knowledge of the amazing...
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posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W 부시, 부시 대통령은 has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, 또는 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th 일 of the year....
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posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 당신 overtake the last...
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posted by kinga10111
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded 더 많이 than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a 년 are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are 더 많이 than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If 당신 counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A 악어 always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a 프렌즈 bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" 또는 "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by chattycandy
Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like 당신 for a minute, and then forget 당신 afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are 당신 doing something?" 또는 "Have 당신 eaten already?" are the first usual 질문 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if 당신 are TRULY random, 당신 shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever 당신 may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases 또는 monologues 또는 pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of 프렌즈 또는 logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if 당신 got it, Flaunt it!


1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and 당신 can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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I was walking along the 바닷가, 비치 with my boyfriend. Everyone treated him like a celebrity. But to me he was just a normal guy. When I met him on my vacation in Hawaii he thought that I was some crazy fan. But then we kept on running into each other and then we started to hang out and after a couple of days he asked me out. Now we were dating for 2 months. And there was a lot of rumors about me not him ME.
“chris?” I turned into his direction. And looked into his eyes.
“yes” he answered with his beautiful voice. I 사랑 him but sometimes………
“the last 2 months ive been spending with...
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posted by kitkat709477
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