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20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall 벽 and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 초 and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 당신 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.
posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him 당신 met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do 당신 listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him 의해 his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your 가장 좋아하는 guy[If 당신 hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson 또는 some who 당신 like ALLOT!]

9. Come 집 saying 당신 found your true...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 음식
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason 당신 have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail 당신 out of jail and tell 당신 what 당신 did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 다음 to 당신 sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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… So YIIK is a game



Okay, so a lot of you, 또는 hell, all of 당신 are probably asking, “Nik, what the fuck are 당신 doing this time?” All two of 당신 that read these will know that I have talked about this game almost a 년 이전 on the short lived In-Indie subseries I do, where I mildly praised the game despite how it is. This was around when the game was relatively new and didn’t have much attention aside from the mixed reviews that it had gotten. That is, until a few months later when so much came out about this game. It wasn’t long before YIIK: A Postmodern RPG became pretty much...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 당신 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...
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I am often starting to be a 팬 of something but If 당신 are 팬 of somebody/something there can always be a situation when 당신 will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that 또는 something simmilar. But then 당신 start to feel distracted. 당신 don't know what to start with. Maybe 당신 are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help 당신 to stop being a 팬 easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So 당신 just understood that 당신 don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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I kinda wanted to write this 기사 just to get this topic off of my chest. If 당신 guys haven’t know already, which 당신 should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I 사랑 just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I 사랑 Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I 사랑 both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I 사랑 how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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 Enjoy!
Enjoy!
(WARNING: There is quite a bit of profanity in this article, so if that bothers 당신 in any way, please contemplate 읽기 something else. Thank you.)

Alright before 당신 whine like an immature five-year old troll without their 우유 bottle and scream out "FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S IS OVERRATED!", just hear me out. I like the games for their surprisingly deep story, fun game play, memorable animatronics, and dark atmosphere.

Oh but Jared, this is the internet! How DARE 당신 have an opinion, you'll get destroyed 의해 the hater army!

WELL 당신 KNOW WHAT I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK, THIS...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. 또는 (._.) indecisive
:-) 또는 =] 또는 :) 또는 =) 또는 :] 또는 :^) 또는 :D 또는 :^D Smile 또는 happy
:-L 또는 =L 또는 o¬o Drool 또는 Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( 또는 =( 또는 D: 또는 D= Frown 또는 Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP 또는 XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD 또는 XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S 또는 :s 또는 =S 또는 =s confused
:Þ 또는 :þ 또는 =b 또는 =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ 또는 : 또는 =/ 또는 = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, 또는 a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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100: CHEEECCKPOOOINT
99: Purple Monkey Dishwasher
98: 사과, 애플 pie... 또는 Pumkin?
97: Sit on your pockets! (Well known teacher saying)
96: mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommmy mommmy mommy luis luis luis luis mama mama mama mama WHAT? hi.
95: Lawl
94: Baby turtles
93: 9000!!!!
92: Da da di da did did do do di da did di do!
91: MY POKEMON BRING ALL THE NERDS TO THE YARD AND THERE LIKE YA WANNA TRADE CARDS? DAM RIGHT! I WANNA TRADE CARDS I WILL TARDE YOU, BUT NOT MY CHARIZARD!
90: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeck POINT!
89: 88, 87, 86, 85...
84: Online daters are desprete.... they rely on the internt!
83: mama I pooped
82: c'mon!...
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posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she said it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written 의해 a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As 당신 will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 당신 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
--------------------------------------------------
dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
Some dreams stay with 당신 long after you've woken up.
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Life may be just a dream, but how do we interpret it? What we dream at night can give us clues about what is important to us in waking life. Dreams help us to process our conscious thoughts and can give us new and important insights into the problems and challenges we face in the world. Although we may have strange and unusual dreams, there are a number of common dreams that many of us experience over and over again. Read the interpretations below for an explanation of symbols that seem to appear frequently in dreams.
...
1. Faulty 또는 lost...
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ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The 타코 Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: 당신 are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET 당신 FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: 당신 암갈색, 암 갈색 TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought 당신 picked a 일 out of a hat for that 또는 something.

ME: 캔디 일 is when I say it is 캔디 Day. It's when I say it is 캔디 Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the recent era. A man who is said to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 당신 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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posted by slenderman777
There is a website that offers its users the choice to experience the "ultimate horror." This website, called Blindmaiden.com, is supposedly a site dedicated to a doomed spirit that will enter the 집 of people who have viewed that site.

However, no matter how hard 당신 try, your browser won't allow 당신 to enter the site. 당신 see, to access this site, 당신 must wait until exactly 12:00 AM, making sure that the night in 질문 is a New Moon night. 당신 must be on your own in your 집 with all the lights turned off. Only when these conditions are met, will 당신 be granted access to the site.

As...
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It was the 년 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man 의해 the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even 더 많이 because he cared too much about his show to even get in a 일 of training done. To add even 더 많이 fuel to the 불, 화재 he SHOULD of been sent 집 first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.
posted by nmdis
NATURALLY
How 당신 choose to express yourself,
It's all your own and I can tell
It comes naturally, it comes naturally.

You follow what 당신 feel inside,
It's intuitive, 당신 don't have to try
It comes naturally, mmh, it comes naturally.

And it takes my breath away,
What 당신 do, so naturally.

You are the thunder and I am the lightning,
And I 사랑 the way 당신 know who 당신 are
And to me it's exciting,
When 당신 know it's meant to be.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
When you're with me, baby.
Everything comes naturally, it comes naturally,
Bay-bay-baby.

You have a way of moving me,
A force of nature,...
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