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How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; 당신 answer 질문 such as THIS one.


My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; 당신 get off the fuckin computer and go outside!


Can 당신 get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!


Why are 아기 ugly at first?
CANADA24; 당신 try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; 당신 take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.


Is...
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당신 are sitting on the 침상, 소파 waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with 당신 for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny 당신 say back. Are 당신 ready to watch the movie 당신 ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are 당신 ok?" 당신 ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) 당신 are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly 당신 are Gold. 당신 hold his chest as 당신 are pushing him was y and say " 당신 watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I 사랑 you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: 당신 EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, 당신 LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can 당신 tell...
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added by MeiMisty
How is it going, everyone. Welcome back to Watching Outside Your Xbox Window While 당신 Rant at Night. I’m your host, TatsMojo, and today, we’ll be taking a look at the strangest video games that 당신 have never heard of. Number 10: Katamari Damacy. This strange little gem was made on the weird side of the world, Japan. You’ve probably never heard of this (What the fuck am I doing?)
In all seriousness, when I hear about these weird games and the whole, “What were these developers doing? Snorting LSD and drinking PSP and doing funny weed?” is a mindset that just screams that 당신 really...
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I do think that 당신 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 더 많이 to the list when I find 더 많이 sites I think 당신 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 당신 링그 to the following sites, 당신 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 의해 the name of the 주소 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 당신 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 당신 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 당신 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 당신 see us cry, unless we want 당신 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 당신 are interested. But we will later deny it 또는 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 또는 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 당신 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 당신 don't like what we wear...
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...
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Good truth 또는 dare Questions

Truth 또는 dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth 또는 dare questions, which will help 당신 to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream 당신 have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality 또는 feature 당신 would like to change about yourself?

Do 당신 have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend 또는 boyfriend's friend?

Do 당신 think your boyfriend is marriage material?...
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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do 당신 have a crush on?

If 당신 had to 날짜 anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity 당신 would want to make out with

Name five people 당신 hate and why 당신 hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have 당신 ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If 당신 did, what did 당신 do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have 당신 ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have 당신 had your first kiss, if 당신 have, were was it and who was it with?

Have 당신 ever seen a parent naked?

Have 당신 ever seen 동물 reproducing?

Have 당신 stalked anyone,...
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1. Go outside, and if 당신 see someone, take the 랜덤 person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic 키싱 scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger 좌석 of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why 개 only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to 노래 in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When 당신 walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a 냉각기 that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up list is on my 책상, 데스크 for the part 당신 would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up list on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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