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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a 랜덤 number and confuse the person who 답변 의해 saying things like;
"Why did 당신 call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up 랜덤 statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a 랜덤 기사 like this.

4. At walmart 또는 somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, 또는 a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers 당신 know.
12.Strangers 당신 don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to 삭제 above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time 당신 turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him 또는 her that you’ve 로스트 your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he 또는 she has anything...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the 오븐 on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake 사랑 notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near 당신 falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the 상단, 맨 위로 of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a 랜덤 strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T 당신 SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do 당신 guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I 사랑 copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic list I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. 의해 the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do 또는 has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when 당신 don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar 당신 grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something 또는 someone

3. Go up to a 랜덤 person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki 랜덤 noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a 분수 run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to 당신 in public about the...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I 사랑 GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to 당신 say, "Why don't 당신 speak 더 많이 clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask 당신 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 셔츠 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If 당신 want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on 구글
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS 또는 If 당신 find a 셔츠 store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the 음식 court and go to a fast 음식 place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a 표, 테이블 노래 elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as 당신 can "I 사랑 THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT 일 AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until 당신 see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and 당신 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi 또는 Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by Renegade1765
Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally 게시하기 an 기사 that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my 가장 좋아하는 medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our 가장 좋아하는 ways of telling a story, 또는 to express our emotions and points-of-view. My 가장 좋아하는 is animation,...
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I never thought I would be doing a list like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this list with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please 코멘트 but be polite. Also, always 코멘트 because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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This was definitely the most difficult list I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. 당신 can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the 상단, 맨 위로 10 and just listing the other women and showing pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for 당신 guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope 당신 enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to 코멘트 and I can't wait to hear what...
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posted by Famegurl754
Aries: Trigon?
Reason: I think he is a good Aries. I'm not saying he was born onthat kind of day, I'm just saying this because I think it fit's him.

Taurus: Beast boy
Reason: he can some times be as MEAN as a bull, he can shape shift into any animal. Sometimes he's as sweet as a Mice, but then he's as mean as a bull.

Gemini: Mas y Menos
Reason: It's obvious, THE TWINS!! DUH!! I know Gemini's can be mysterious then happy but these to are probably Gemini's.

Cancer: Starfire
Reason: Cancer's are moody, so I'd say she's very moody sometimes, Starfire is very nice and caring.

Leo: Jericho
Reason: I know...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? 샤워 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong 또는 hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I 사랑 yous 또는 calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells 랜덤 girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king 또는 fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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