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posted by 16falloutboy
♥Why do I 사랑 this gorgeous boy so much? Why do I adore his voice and talents? Why is it that he makes me feel happiness inside of my heart? No matter what problems I may face 또는 the people who get on my nerves, I know that he's there for me. I 사랑 him with all my heart. I 사랑 the way he sings, I 사랑 the way he looks, I 사랑 the way he says my name. He makes me feel special, he makes me feel wanted, he is the best thing that's ever happened to me. His name is my energy, it fills me up whenever I hear it. He's the most important thing in my life, he's the one who made me confident about...
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posted by Face_of_Music
ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL 당신 MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a 랜덤 book I was 글쓰기 about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and said I could write a book 또는 something. This is the first chapter, so I'd 사랑 it if 당신 could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things 당신 liked, things that didn't make...
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Spread A Little Love

These are my views and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden 십자가, 크로스 with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the 다음 generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming 또는 bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the 배트맨 theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours 의해 hooking a 캠코더 to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously...
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posted by Draculaura10
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?




This is hysterical. 당신 have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there
are some things that the brain cannot handle.




HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?



You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this!!!

It is from an orthopedic surgeon................This will boggle your mind

and it will keep 당신 trying over and over again to see if 당신 can outsmart
your foot, but, 당신 can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!


1). Without anyone watching 당신 (they will think 당신 are GOOFY....) and
while sitting at your 책상, 데스크 in front...
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posted by australia-101
100 Best Things to Do

1) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that 당신 are them from the future.

2) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

3) Swear to do the 다음 랜덤 thing no matter how ridiculous 또는 stupid.

4) Throw something at Justin Beiber. Do it. Now.

5) Call someone to tell them 당신 can't talk right now.

6) Thumbs up if your bored.

7) Put a walkie-talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

8) Fill water balloons with soap and water and wash your car.

9) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with...
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This test is only for girls, so if 당신 are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test 당신 can chain mail to with any peeps 또는 even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on 팬팝 또는 any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in 코멘트 what 당신 think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true 또는 not but the 답변 actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to 당신 people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~




This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just 삭제 this. DO...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. 또는 (._.) indecisive
:-) 또는 =] 또는 :) 또는 =) 또는 :] 또는 :^) 또는 :D 또는 :^D Smile 또는 happy
:-L 또는 =L 또는 o¬o Drool 또는 Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( 또는 =( 또는 D: 또는 D= Frown 또는 Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP 또는 XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD 또는 XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S 또는 :s 또는 =S 또는 =s confused
:Þ 또는 :þ 또는 =b 또는 =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ 또는 : 또는 =/ 또는 = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, 또는 a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If 당신 know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, 또는 always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with 또는 without apps running 또는 photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If 당신 are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
당신 can be the 땅콩 버터 to my jelly
You can be the 나비 I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the 구름, 클라우드 when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy 당신 complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the 사과, 애플 to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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posted by bvbmary15
* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with 당신 ex when she is not with you, 당신 might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and 키스 her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes 또는 call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your 프렌즈 … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish 당신 were a door so I could slam 당신 all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do 당신 work for UPS? I thought I saw 당신 checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 본즈 in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy 당신 a drink 또는 do 당신 just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 침대 Thrasher: have 당신 seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make 당신 the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 당신 can...
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This is my 상단, 맨 위로 14 fave sayings and 인용구 :) Enjoy xx

14. 당신 got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when 검은 딸기, 블랙 베리, 블랙베리 and 사과, 애플 where just 과일 -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in 사랑 when 당신 cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical 말 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an 아이팟 또는 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 음식 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 음악 store whether 당신 can get a CD that 당신 know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by lanydoodle
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as 당신 walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at 당신 for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like 엘 (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for 당신 to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair 더 많이 than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a 암캐, 암 캐 또는 a dick which ever gender 당신 are!



1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so 당신 can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have 프렌즈 to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a 년 later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 다음 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have 당신 tried showing him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like 당신 - very homosexually.
Contributed 의해 funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 물고기 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Sandfire_Paiger
60 질문 People Dont Ask Survey from Quizopolis.com

When's the last time 당신 ran? - Today in th hallways at school.
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - Nope.
What are 당신 dreading right now? - Carrying Crush cans 집 tomorrow.
Do 당신 celebrate 420? - Celebrate what?
Do 당신 get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Nope.
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Depends. Who is it and what do they want?
Who last grabbed your ass? - Nobody.
Have 당신 ever been on your school's track team? - Nope.
Do 당신 own a pair of Converse? - Yep.
Did 당신 copy and paste...
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