I got this off an e-mail from a friend, so this is not mine and I take no claim in it. Please don't do these things in real life, it's just for fun and a good laugh. And if 당신 do do these things (number 4 fo example), than I'm sorry but you're really dumb.
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 상어 Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
더 많이 than 99% of 상어 attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if 당신 are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that 당신 can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person 다음 to 당신 with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as 당신 spot a shark- furiously stab the person 다음 to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as 당신 can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every 상어 has a theme song. If 당신 here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a 상어 has got you. At this late stage 당신 are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the 바닷가, 비치 do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
Enjoy!
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6 Ways On How To Deal With 상어 Attacks:
1) DON'T SWIM IN THE SEA
더 많이 than 99% of 상어 attacks happen in large watermasses- also know as oceans. An easy way to tell if 당신 are in an ocean is to taste the water- it will taste like salt.
2) SWIM ALONGSIDE FAT PEOPLE
Make sure that there are always fat people in the water with you. Odds are that 당신 can swim faster than them- increasing your chances of escape.
3) SUNBLOCK
Replace the sunblock of the person 다음 to 당신 with BBQ rib sauce.
4) DON'T GO INTO THE WATER WITHOUT A KNIFE
As soon as 당신 spot a shark- furiously stab the person 다음 to you. As soon as he is bleeding proufusely- swim away as fast as 당신 can.
5) LISTEN CAREFULLY
Every 상어 has a theme song. If 당신 here the following- swim for your life: da-dam. da-dam. da-dam if it's fast like this: dadam, dadam, dadam- give up -you are already screwed.
6) DON'T PANIC
Stay calm if a 상어 has got you. At this late stage 당신 are screwed in any case- survival is not an option... The people on the 바닷가, 비치 do not appreciate someone screaming & shouting like a lunatic- it just isn't pleasant -think of the children damnit!
Happy swimming! :D
"Break Your Heart"
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Whoa whoa
Now listen to me baby
Before I 사랑 and leave you
They call me 심장 breaker
I don't wanna deceive you
[Chorus:]
If 당신 fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear 당신 apart
Told 당신 from the start,
Baby from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa
There's no point trying to hide it
No point trying to evade it
I know I got a problem
Problem with misbehaving
[Chorus]
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa [2x]
And I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold
Like a big bad 늑대 I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone
If 당신 fall for me I'm only gonna tear 당신 apart
Told ya from the start.
I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. [4x]
Whoa whoa whoa.... [4x]
Why do so many people use Facebook? Well for one, I think that so many people use it because of
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. 페이스북 can also persuade 당신 to make an account, because 당신 may want to 코멘트 your opinion on something, but need to make a 프로필 to do that. It's like 페이스북 combines all of the 인기 types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! 페이스북 is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. 페이스북 CAN attract anyone. 페이스북 is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have 당신 ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals 당신 think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what 페이스북 does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
persuading. There are millions of videos, posts peoples opinions,so people would want to see all of them. 페이스북 can also persuade 당신 to make an account, because 당신 may want to 코멘트 your opinion on something, but need to make a 프로필 to do that. It's like 페이스북 combines all of the 인기 types of websites such as: Gaming websites,video websites(Youtube),and sites like Fanpop! 페이스북 is a persuading brainwashing site that I
do not recommend going to. 페이스북 CAN attract anyone. 페이스북 is sort-of like some businesses. For example: Have 당신 ever walked into a grocery store and noticed deals 당신 think are better like 5.00 for 1 can each of tuna, but only 20.00 for a four-set container with four cans of the same exact tuna? Well yes, that's sort-of what 페이스북 does. ©2014Tailsfan99(Fanpop),all rights reserved.
As soon as I drop the 제목 of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a 토론 whether 또는 not this movie should be made.
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 아니메 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 또는 flames. But Micheal 만, 베이 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 만, 베이 would make it 더 많이 understandable for an international audience.
What do 당신 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!
And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action 아니메 movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.
But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms 또는 flames. But Micheal 만, 베이 would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal 만, 베이 would make it 더 많이 understandable for an international audience.
What do 당신 think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?
Thanks for Reading!