Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most 인기 wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep 크리스마스 politically correct?
A: On 크리스마스 morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do 당신 call a cat on the 바닷가, 비치 at 크리스마스 time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do 양 in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do 당신 call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do 당신 get if 당신 deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo 크리스마스 without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on 크리스마스 Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his 침대 into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell 크리스마스 N-O-E?
A: Because the 앤젤 had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on 크리스마스 Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do 당신 do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did 당신 hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do 당신 call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge 사랑 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come 당신 never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: 올리브 ?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is 크리스마스 just like a 일 at the office?
A: 당신 do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most 인기 wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep 크리스마스 politically correct?
A: On 크리스마스 morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do 당신 call a cat on the 바닷가, 비치 at 크리스마스 time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do 양 in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do 당신 call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do 당신 get if 당신 deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo 크리스마스 without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on 크리스마스 Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his 침대 into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell 크리스마스 N-O-E?
A: Because the 앤젤 had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on 크리스마스 Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do 당신 do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did 당신 hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do 당신 call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge 사랑 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come 당신 never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: 올리브 ?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is 크리스마스 just like a 일 at the office?
A: 당신 do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, 당신 know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
can some people come 가입하기 some of my clubs they will be fun if people 가입하기 them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if 당신 can think about it i will make 당신 so happy and post some 코멘트 on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
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2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if 당신 want 당신 can ask me anything if 당신 need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
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I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING 당신 WANT
they are this so if 당신 can think about it i will make 당신 so happy and post some 코멘트 on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor 빠른, 스위프트 fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if 당신 want 당신 can ask me anything if 당신 need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING 당신 WANT
