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Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 총 and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of 침대 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 침대 he gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I 사랑 you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't 키싱 my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought 당신 were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I 사랑 당신 too!!"
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A 별, 스타 Wars 팬 Fiction

Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith

Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer

Emma Watson as Mary in

Where Eagles Dare

An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.

Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland

And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer

The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.

Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
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There once was a man, a young man named Kurt,
And he dug on a 언덕, 힐 a deep trench in the dirt,
To prepare for the horsepocalypse that would come,
For he did not deny its existence like some.

No threat would be larger, and no danger higher
Than when 말 attacked in great horse-balls of fire.
They'd roll down the mountains and fall from the sky,
And all those who had not been ready would die.
They'd crash into houses, whole buildings they'd tear,
And burn all the people, not one would they spare.
They'd crush all our armies, destroy what they please,
And decimate great world leaders with ease.
All people,...
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저기요 it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the road?
To show that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do 당신 make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do 당신 call a giant, clumsy, atomic 레이 breathing lizard?
Godspilla!

5. Why did the Annoying 주황색, 오렌지 become so popular?
Because 주황색, 오렌지 is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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