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Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 총 and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of 침대 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 침대 he gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I 사랑 you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't 키싱 my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought 당신 were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I 사랑 당신 too!!"
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