It was on my 이메일 and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 총 and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of 침대 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 침대 he gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I 사랑 you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't 키싱 my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought 당신 were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I 사랑 당신 too!!"
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and 총 and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of 침대 and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the 침대 he gets on 상단, 맨 위로 of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I 사랑 you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't 키싱 my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought 당신 were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I 사랑 당신 too!!"
Giselle: 저기요 joey watcha doin
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: 저기요 miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed 의해 freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i said who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive 당신 this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i said that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
Joey: playin five nights at freddys
Giselle: who the h**l is freddy
Joey: i dunno
Freddy: hi
And that was the end of Joey and Giselle.
Later that day...
Sammy: 저기요 miranda
Miranda: what
Sammy: wheres joey and giselle
Miranda: they got killed 의해 freddy
Sammy: who
Miranda: freddy
Sammy: i didnt say what i said who
Miranda: d****t sammy
And then they all got together for Thanlsgiving!
Miranda: omg sammy i totally forgive 당신 this turkey is delicious
Sammy: i know right
Chief Mikey: im a cop
Scardey Sylvia: oh god its a cop
Chief Mikey: yeah
i said that
Scardey Sylvia: im not deaf
Sammy: SYLVIA
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG WITH YOU
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAT?
And that was the only time the Derp Kids used captial letters.
Scardey Sylvia: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Everybody: shut up sylvia
