Legend of Zelda Rap: 의해 Smosh
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when 당신 say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. 당신 look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and 당신 never get tired of being with us.
4. I 사랑 당신 and only you.-Well, 당신 guys get the picture.
5. I will be with 당신 forever.
6. 당신 have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. 당신 shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for 당신 to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when 당신 want to get kicked out of the DMV. 의해 Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 다음 to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over 의해 a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 다음 to 당신 look at 당신 funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 다음 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your 가장 좋아하는 show the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big show number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
