Legend of Zelda Rap: 의해 Smosh
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the 다음 on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't 당신 take a 좌석 and I will get 당신 something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some 음식 with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list and removed his name from the 상단, 맨 위로 of the list and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he said to the guy, "Because 당신 have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much 당신 try!!
