Legend of Zelda Rap: 의해 Smosh
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.
Yeah, my name is Link, man
더 많이 well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh 당신 thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)
I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice
(Hey, look, listen)
저기요 look listen 당신 f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry
I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't 당신 think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!
[Chorus]
Cause he's the
엘 to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give a damn what 당신 say
Got bigger balls than even
Evel Knievel and he ain't
Gonna stop till the world
Is free of evil
I'll break all your pots
And I best not hear 당신 b**chin'
I've got the triforce of courage
B**ch
So 당신 better listen
That's right
I'm called the bushwhacker
And my bank account's maxed out
Got 999 rupees and my leather wallet's packed now
Can't back down can't slack now
The world needs me to attack now
Yet I'm forced to pay out the ass
For these bombs in 성 town
Just give me some 심장 containers
And let me spit on my ocarina
So I can kick that dumb-ass Ganon
All the way to Argentina
[Chorus]
[Ganon]
Yo 당신 low life elf
Need a ride up to the north pole
Santa's got a thing for elves
Gettin' his marriage annulled
당신 really think savin' the princess
Will convince me your straight?
The uggs and 치마 fad is so 2008
[Link]
Oh snap!
It's Ganondorf tryin' to jock on my style
Batman's cape? Lincoln's beard?
Were 당신 dressed 의해 a child?
You're a ginger with no soul!
And 당신 look like a f**king troll
Isn't kidnapping helpless girls
Gettin' a little bit old
[Ganon]
당신 think Zelda's stupid enough to get
Kidnapped so often
She runs off into my castle
Into my room and begs to get locked in
Ya she's sick of your little deku nuts
And your girly fairy face
L-i-n-k 더 많이 like
L-i-n-Gay
[Link]
Man 당신 should have been aborted
Just like the jersey shore
Its a damn lie 당신 told about Zelda
'Cause she loves my master sword
It's a shame your whole life's been a waste
Tryin' to rule Hyrule
Cause today will be known as
The 일 당신 got schooled!
[Chorus in background]
Actual 음악 Video: link
I hope this helped 당신 in some way!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and 당신 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and 당신 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
