What Being a Retard Online can do for You
Being a retard online will bring 당신 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 당신 crave attention, 당신 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 당신 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 의해 being a retard online 당신 can get all the attention 당신 need for a small fee.
Poor Literacy is Kool!
If 당신 want to be a retard 당신 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME! - note how we must yell EXTREME! 또는 write it in full capitals, this emphasizes our commitment to being retarded. Also, a use of hyperpunctuation is recommended, for example, instead of NO U! write NO U!!!!11!!111!1!!11!!11! Note the uses of 1's adds the effect of retardedness, as it looks like 당신 can't even use a keyboard properly, without bursting into some kind of spastic fit. Now enough of that foolishness, once 당신 have learnt that everything must be EXTREME! 당신 must 옮기기 on to the art-form of butchering the English language until it is nothing but a bunch of garbage: To do this 당신 need to practice hard at being a retard and misspell as many words as 당신 can, even simply words like "you" and "I" must be warped - we suggest using "U" 또는 "joO" - note that phrases such as "yoou" 또는 "ebil" are a little too advanced for 당신 at this stage but with practice 당신 can master these 더 많이 advanced moves.
Practice Your 1337 Skillz
In order to practice your L33T Skillz, try going on a multiplayer FPS game, such as Team Fortress 2. Of course, being the retard that 당신 are, 당신 will fail epicly. (Epicily. What the hell?) and have a kill to death ratio of 1:9000.1. In spite of this, pretend 당신 are good 의해 making up pathetic excuses, such as 'This C0mput3r SUX!'
Learn to be Offensive
To be a retard online 당신 must become one with the Force and master the ancient art of offence - in short 당신 should always make a point of being an asshole to everyone, because its a well-known fact internet tough-guys get lots of 프렌즈 and free sex. If 당신 want to get serious on being offensive be sure to brush up on your knowledge of "yo momma" jokes and "yo so ugly" 인용구 - these could mean the difference between sounding like a true retard 또는 actually being witty, if 당신 find yourself in danger of actually being witty 또는 somewhat humorous in your attempts at being a retard simply say something about Chuck Norris, Mr T 또는 Rick Astley and 당신 will become instant-retard.
Trolling for Dummies
1. Find idiot
2. Make idiot mad
3. Idiot says insult
4. 당신 say "NO YOU!"
5. ??????????????????????????????
6. RECESSION!
Spamming 101
Contrary to common thought spamming is a delicate and time-consuming lifestyle, if 당신 wish to go down this path of retardness please be aware that 당신 may not be prepared for the massive amount of brainpower required for such a complex task - however if 당신 want to attempt this tricky feat here is the know-how. First 당신 must spam a lot, 의해 which we mean 당신 must spam until 당신 can spam no 더 많이 - spam until 당신 bleed - spam like crazy - spam random, nonsensical garbage - spam until 당신 get people saying "stop spamming" - spam until your IP is banned and 당신 can spam no 더 많이 -
Spam!
SPAM!
SPAM!!!
SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
Caps Lock
IS YER FRIEND.
Alt-F4
Press these magic buttons on your keyboard now and 당신 will have completed the course of being a retard online - and are now free to bask in the glory this achievement shall earn 당신 with your friends.
Being a retard online will bring 당신 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 당신 crave attention, 당신 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 당신 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 의해 being a retard online 당신 can get all the attention 당신 need for a small fee.
Poor Literacy is Kool!
If 당신 want to be a retard 당신 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME! - note how we must yell EXTREME! 또는 write it in full capitals, this emphasizes our commitment to being retarded. Also, a use of hyperpunctuation is recommended, for example, instead of NO U! write NO U!!!!11!!111!1!!11!!11! Note the uses of 1's adds the effect of retardedness, as it looks like 당신 can't even use a keyboard properly, without bursting into some kind of spastic fit. Now enough of that foolishness, once 당신 have learnt that everything must be EXTREME! 당신 must 옮기기 on to the art-form of butchering the English language until it is nothing but a bunch of garbage: To do this 당신 need to practice hard at being a retard and misspell as many words as 당신 can, even simply words like "you" and "I" must be warped - we suggest using "U" 또는 "joO" - note that phrases such as "yoou" 또는 "ebil" are a little too advanced for 당신 at this stage but with practice 당신 can master these 더 많이 advanced moves.
Practice Your 1337 Skillz
In order to practice your L33T Skillz, try going on a multiplayer FPS game, such as Team Fortress 2. Of course, being the retard that 당신 are, 당신 will fail epicly. (Epicily. What the hell?) and have a kill to death ratio of 1:9000.1. In spite of this, pretend 당신 are good 의해 making up pathetic excuses, such as 'This C0mput3r SUX!'
Learn to be Offensive
To be a retard online 당신 must become one with the Force and master the ancient art of offence - in short 당신 should always make a point of being an asshole to everyone, because its a well-known fact internet tough-guys get lots of 프렌즈 and free sex. If 당신 want to get serious on being offensive be sure to brush up on your knowledge of "yo momma" jokes and "yo so ugly" 인용구 - these could mean the difference between sounding like a true retard 또는 actually being witty, if 당신 find yourself in danger of actually being witty 또는 somewhat humorous in your attempts at being a retard simply say something about Chuck Norris, Mr T 또는 Rick Astley and 당신 will become instant-retard.
Trolling for Dummies
1. Find idiot
2. Make idiot mad
3. Idiot says insult
4. 당신 say "NO YOU!"
5. ??????????????????????????????
6. RECESSION!
Spamming 101
Contrary to common thought spamming is a delicate and time-consuming lifestyle, if 당신 wish to go down this path of retardness please be aware that 당신 may not be prepared for the massive amount of brainpower required for such a complex task - however if 당신 want to attempt this tricky feat here is the know-how. First 당신 must spam a lot, 의해 which we mean 당신 must spam until 당신 can spam no 더 많이 - spam until 당신 bleed - spam like crazy - spam random, nonsensical garbage - spam until 당신 get people saying "stop spamming" - spam until your IP is banned and 당신 can spam no 더 많이 -
Spam!
SPAM!
SPAM!!!
SPAM!!!!!!!!!!
Caps Lock
IS YER FRIEND.
Alt-F4
Press these magic buttons on your keyboard now and 당신 will have completed the course of being a retard online - and are now free to bask in the glory this achievement shall earn 당신 with your friends.
Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first 퀴즈 I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told 당신 I could make 당신 say 256.
OK,if 당신 said to yourself,"No.You said 당신 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 당신 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
Anyways,here is the quiz:
Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!
1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?
Told 당신 I could make 당신 say 256.
OK,if 당신 said to yourself,"No.You said 당신 can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if 당신 didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 당신 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.
2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.
example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay
example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray
Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you
enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.
Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so 당신 don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.
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10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
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