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The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.

Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.

Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.

구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.

Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.


Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.


Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if 당신 say anything bad I will honestly 펀치 your face off.

Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.

Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

크리스마스 (noun) - The only time of the 년 in which one can sit in front of a dead 나무, 트리 and eat 캔디 out of socks.

Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 음식 while doing your homework.

Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 사랑 당신 for your brains.

Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.

Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.