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The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if 당신 say anything bad I will honestly 펀치 your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
크리스마스 (noun) - The only time of the 년 in which one can sit in front of a dead 나무, 트리 and eat 캔디 out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 음식 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 사랑 당신 for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if 당신 say anything bad I will honestly 펀치 your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
크리스마스 (noun) - The only time of the 년 in which one can sit in front of a dead 나무, 트리 and eat 캔디 out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 음식 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 사랑 당신 for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
This has probably happened to a lot of 당신 because of taking notes in class.
Have 당신 ever got a little blister 또는 callus because of 글쓰기 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 또는 rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 기타 또는 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So 당신 have some calluses and 당신 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
당신 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 레몬 for 10 분 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 또는 아몬드 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 당신 will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have 당신 ever got a little blister 또는 callus because of 글쓰기 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 또는 rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 기타 또는 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So 당신 have some calluses and 당신 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
당신 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 레몬 for 10 분 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 또는 아몬드 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 당신 will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If 당신 Want to work for people ....Make your 심장 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If 당신 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As 당신 are the creator of your life, similarly 당신 are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 당신
*always forget what 당신 did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If 당신 Want to work for people ....Make your 심장 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If 당신 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As 당신 are the creator of your life, similarly 당신 are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 당신
*always forget what 당신 did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended 의해 the T- 셔츠 slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the 셔츠 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 년 old boy wearing a 셔츠 that said "Girls Have Cooties" 또는 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 또는 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 당신 ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the 셔츠 isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five 년 old boy wearing a 셔츠 that said "Girls Have Cooties" 또는 "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female 또는 male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have 당신 ever seen a T.V. show where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.
The F.B.I. recently caught Josh 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed 사진 of the young star.
"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." said an official.
Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.
Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other 별, 스타 accounts! X/
We sure Miley is a lot 더 많이 at peace now that Josh has been busted.