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The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if 당신 say anything bad I will honestly 펀치 your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
크리스마스 (noun) - The only time of the 년 in which one can sit in front of a dead 나무, 트리 and eat 캔디 out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 음식 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 사랑 당신 for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
The Game (noun) - Something 당신 just lost.
Science Fair (noun) - A time for parents to show how talented they are.
Laughter (noun) - When a smile has an orgasm.
Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.
Period (noun) - Monthly congratulations for having 안전한, 안전 sex.
Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.
Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
Politics (noun) - 'Poli': latin for "many." 'Tics': blood sucking insects.
구글 Translate (proper noun) - The only reason 당신 passed your French class.
Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything 당신 had planned for today.
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps 당신 solve problems you'd never have without them.
Oh, it was nothing (phrase) - It took me 40 hours, and if 당신 say anything bad I will honestly 펀치 your face off.
Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.
Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.
크리스마스 (noun) - The only time of the 년 in which one can sit in front of a dead 나무, 트리 and eat 캔디 out of socks.
Babysit (verb) - To get paid to watch TV and eat other people's 음식 while doing your homework.
Zombies (noun) - The only men that will 사랑 당신 for your brains.
Chip bag (noun) - A bag for storing air.
Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT 의해 SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as 당신 read... Be sure 당신 don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that 당신 would like to have 초콜릿 (try for 더 많이 than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number 의해 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it 의해 50. I’ll wait while 당신 get the calculator ...
5. If 당신 have already had your birthday this 년 (2013) add 1763 *; If 당신 haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 년 that 당신 were born ...
당신 should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times 당신 want to have 초콜릿 each week) ...
The 다음 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If 당신 don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that 당신 would like to have 초콜릿 (try for 더 많이 than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number 의해 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it 의해 50. I’ll wait while 당신 get the calculator ...
5. If 당신 have already had your birthday this 년 (2013) add 1763 *; If 당신 haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 년 that 당신 were born ...
당신 should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times 당신 want to have 초콜릿 each week) ...
The 다음 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If 당신 don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If 당신 think 당신 읽기 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 팬 Twilight fan, wait until 당신 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos