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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that 당신 do.
Clown: Are 당신 suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank 당신 Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This 조랑말 is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that 망아지, 콜트 in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees 망아지, 콜트 in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like 당신 to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 년 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that 당신 think he hit 당신 on purpose.
12 년 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell 당신 the truth, he didn't.
12 년 old: What are 당신 talking about?!
Bob: 당신 know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, 또는 pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 년 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 년 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, 당신 two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do 당신 want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* 저기요 Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are 당신 doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see 당신 before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank 당신 Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if 당신 need anything else.
Howard: 당신 don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. 당신 don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and 당신 know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see 당신 when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking 앞으로 to it.

2 B continued
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
added by purplevampire
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little 조랑말
added by shadirby
Source: Original Owners
posted by karinabrony
 Babs Seed
Babs Seed
Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...
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posted by Canada24
 (these three will be paired up for most of the story)
(these three will be paired up for most of the story)
A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did 당신 see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. 당신 sai-...
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posted by applejackrocks1
It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are 당신 doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...
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posted by Magicalgirl12
Once upon a time there lived a 조랑말 named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic 더 많이 than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any 더 많이 of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some 음식 and some water. She walked to a small 조랑말 village. She could hardly walk...
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AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some 컵케익 shoutouts, so if 당신 haven't read Cupcakes, please do. 코멘트 will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement 의해 the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...
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Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the 이전 installment, its based on creepypastas, 더 많이 specifically Jeff the Killer. Please 코멘트 and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a 침상, 소파 she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
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My Little Pony,
My Little 조랑말 ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies 당신 opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until 당신 all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
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added by karinabrony
Ok. This is my first 기사 based on my opinion. If 당신 want me to write another 기사 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 질문 right now: Cloppers

Yes 당신 heard me cloppers. If 당신 don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little 조랑말 (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If 당신 notice there is a clopper, why should that bother 당신 in anyway? It's...
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added by karinabrony
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: 마이 리틀 포니 우정은 마법
 Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done 의해 Disneyfan333
Dan, someonebutnoone's OC. Picture done by Disneyfan333
Since Twilight Sparkle became a princess, she made some idiotic decisions. She tried to steal Pinkie Pie's treasure in Pinkie's Treasure Hunt, but now she created a law that made many ponies go apeshit. No 조랑말 can drink alcoholic beverages. Many ponies formed a mafia, and there were six of them in Manehattan. The Ponyville mafia was lead 의해 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and Dan. The Manehattan mafia was lead 의해 a 조랑말 named Nickel Lesscage. A russian mafia lead 의해 Boris. A Mexican Mafia lead 의해 John who somehow survived being killed 의해 a flaming sattelite. The Japanese mafia is lead 의해 an alicorn named Fuku,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by ChibiEmmy
added by karinabrony