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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that 당신 do.
Clown: Are 당신 suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank 당신 Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This 조랑말 is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that 망아지, 콜트 in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees 망아지, 콜트 in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like 당신 to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 년 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that 당신 think he hit 당신 on purpose.
12 년 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell 당신 the truth, he didn't.
12 년 old: What are 당신 talking about?!
Bob: 당신 know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, 또는 pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 년 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 년 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, 당신 two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do 당신 want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* 저기요 Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are 당신 doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see 당신 before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank 당신 Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if 당신 need anything else.
Howard: 당신 don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. 당신 don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and 당신 know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see 당신 when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking 앞으로 to it.

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" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE 암캐, 암 캐 BACK 당신 BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR 당신 "! Yes 당신 tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your 본즈 while 당신 and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE 퀸 CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR 사랑 AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE 당신 LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK 나귀, 엉덩이 제목 OF

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{HOPE 당신 ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)
Hey, everybody. 당신 might remember the two 기사 of "Ponies and their Virtues" I made some time ago. I guess it's time that I update 또는 make a redux to the two articles. Hope 당신 like it.

Twilight Sparkle: the Princess of Friendship, the Element of Magic, and 프렌즈 to many. With an intuitive mind, great magical talent, great minds alongside hers, and steadfastness, there's almost no problem she can't overcome. She could be stubborn, even when trying to find out about "Pinkie Sense", but it doesn't ruin her friendship with her friends.

Virtue: Prudence

Pinkie Pie: the Element of Laughter,...
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This is a review of the 2 인형 from Friendship Games that I have. The 인형 I have came in a 2 pack. I have the human Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry.

The Visuals: Twilight Sparkle doesn't quite look like how she does in Friendship Games. The outfit she has in Friendship Games is different than her doll outfit. However she still looks cool. Not quite how she looks in the films, but it's good. Flash Sentry looks like how he looks in the films. His face expression looks a little silly, but other than that Flash Sentry looks very accurate. His outfit looks almost exactly how it looks in the...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE 당신 HIDING 퀸 CHRYSALIS I KNOW 당신 ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL 당신 FLUTTERSHY IS SHE EXPIRED HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT 사랑 "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND 당신 CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE 당신 DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME 당신 I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Tricky. I could think it was him. It's time to take him out. He is hiding in his bills in Georgia.
Jade - Let's kill the man then.
Shadow - I'm in it.
Dimitri - Let's go.
Yuri - For our country. Well... Your country.
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Sandman. - *looks around Canterlot* everything is destroied... Damn.
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-Georgia-
Dan - *falls of the hill*
??? - *grabs him* where are they.
Dan - Shadow is pinned down with The and Dimitri. Jade location is unknown. Hank so 당신 were listening to us.
Hank - I won't let my friend down let's go.
Dan - *follows him* that's the Villa
Hank - Mhmh... I leave it to you.
Dan - What? You're...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - 당신 sure 당신 killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? 저기요 my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - 당신 guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1705

Global Equestrian Army
Fireteam Reaper

-Captain Hooffman
-Lieutenant Ghost
-Sergeant Blaze
-Copral Alex (Sniper)
-Staff Sergeant Hardscope

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Dan - Gentlemen. Welcome to 3rd Executive Fireteam. Right after Fireteam Lancer and Fireteam Phantom.
Hooffman - Pleasure to be here.
Dan - We are in time of crisis now so we will 옮기기 on for defence. But 당신 won't do it. I will send 당신 to Russia. I want 당신 to take over control of Thanathos Plane and destroy fleet that is going to us. Thanathos can't reach Equestria with any missiles. I trust 당신 gents. 옮기기 out.

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Russia.
Siberia.
13th...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
Notes: My Little 조랑말 is owned 의해 Hasbro and created 의해 Lauren Faust. This is a story that I wrote for both Fanfiction.net and Fanpop. I hope that 당신 enjoy and comment.

Twilight Sparkle, Spike, and Starlight Glimmer hanged out with Rarity. Rarity gave Twilight Sparkle some fancy capes that she designed for Twilight to wear at fancy events. Starlight Glimmer noticed that Spike kept staring at Rarity and drooling. Rarity oddly didn't notice that.

Twilight said "Thanks Rarity. These outfits will be shown off at the 다음 Grand Galloping Galla."

Rarity said "I look 앞으로 to that. I hope that Trenderhoof...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Once 당신 wake up and see the reality, the dreams will fall and shatter. That's why everyone want to stay a kid, who can't see the truth."

Slash - *reads newspaper*

-Some Ponies call me a genius. Some a monster. In the end I'm just a fool.-

Slash - *picks cigarette*

-A Fool that as a kid wanted to catch criminals. Fooled with this became an detective and 로스트 everything...-

Slash - *looks in the air*
Ace - Shall we go?
Slash - Shut up.
Ace - Eh...
Slash - *sighs* Let's go.





Episode 1
Bloody Sleepover

>TwilightSparkle Castle

Slash - *enters the Castle*
Police - Ah detective...
Slash - What is it. Something...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Central Commandment Center
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Dan - I see...
Void - That's all what happend. 당신 didn't called me because of that tho... Right.
Dan - 당신 know me too well Captain Void. 당신 see RMP have us closed down now. With help of KGB and German Special Forces (GSF) were pretty much closed down as military.
Void - I knew that Rose is a rat.
Dan - And you're at fault.
Void - What? She obviously is a dog of RMP!
Dan - The 개 are in your Squadron. 까마귀 and Sunshine.
Void - What... No... Their my friends...
Dan - *gives him files* and were Commanders in RMP. Listien RMP with recent activities of army can call government...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jake - Well?
Dan - Darkness is really from orther timeline.
Jake - As he said.
Dan - Weird.
Jake - Hm?
Dan - He radiates with wierd aura.
Jake - Who cares.

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Rose - Welcome - Deathless Squadron.
Void - Uh... What is it.
Rose - I want to show 당신 the new operation. Operation - Shadow Raid. As 당신 all mostly know there are monsters 4th times bigger than Valkyries. Behemoths are connected to the mothers of these monsters. They create an plasmatic shield around their cave. We will engage 30 Valkyries to battle it.
Dan - So this is the plan. Phase One - Engage Behemoth and create barricade around the battlefield....
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posted by Mylittlecute12
(In Equestria)
Twilight was eventually starting to get used to her HUGE 성 and was strolling through Ponyville with a few thoughts roaming through her mind. "I miss Flash.." "Will I ever see him again?.." "Does...he even like me?" She was starting to get sad. But soon got cheered up when she remembered that the portal is open any time and she has it in her castle. Twilight immediately ran inside her 성 and saw Spike 읽기 one of his comics. She trotted normally over to the room with the portal. Twilight was about to enter, until Spike came walked into the room. "Twilight?" The young...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed 의해 Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, 또는 not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...
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