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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that 당신 do.
Clown: Are 당신 suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank 당신 Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This 조랑말 is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that 망아지, 콜트 in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees 망아지, 콜트 in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like 당신 to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 년 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that 당신 think he hit 당신 on purpose.
12 년 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell 당신 the truth, he didn't.
12 년 old: What are 당신 talking about?!
Bob: 당신 know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, 또는 pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 년 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 년 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, 당신 two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do 당신 want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* 저기요 Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are 당신 doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see 당신 before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank 당신 Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if 당신 need anything else.
Howard: 당신 don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. 당신 don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and 당신 know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see 당신 when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking 앞으로 to it.

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Ok before 당신 read the fanfic I want 당신 guys to know that I will only be posting the first chapter as of right now. I know I 게시됨 it a while 이전 but I made some changes to it. I also 게시됨 it to get some feedback. This is only the first chapter of the first 1/4 of the story. The amount of pages in the first 1/4 of the story is actually 20 pages, so thats why I am posting it chapter 의해 chapter. Feel free to tell me what 당신 think and If 당신 have any suggestions 또는 see any errors please let me know. I am turning this in as part of one of my assignments in school and I would like to make it...
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 Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is 퀸 Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had 로스트 their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his 소총 and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded 의해 signaling to the tank drivers to 불, 화재 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 대포 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
Okay so this is a parody of the movie 왓치맨 if 당신 haven`t seen it. 당신 should, it`s a great movie. It`ll have:
사과 브랜디 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
무지개, 레인 보우 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.


Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
posted by Mylittlecute12
Discord: rarity i know u would hate to be a filly (makes rarity be a filly)
filly rarity: 저기요 u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!


Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)


Discord: 무지개, 레인 보우 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 무지개, 레인 보우 a filly)

filly dash: 저기요 u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 무지개, 레인 보우 back)


Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!

to be continued.................
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie 다음 to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and 기사 about why 무지개, 레인 보우 dash is my 가장 좋아하는 조랑말 so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my 가장 좋아하는 is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the 색깔 of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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I thought about this a lot and decided to write an 기사 about it. If you've noticed, most ponies have cute markings that explain their name. For example, when Lyra was born, they named her Lyra, and this name defines the future sweet mark. Because when Lyra got a little older, playing the lyre became her special talent. So how does this happen? Do their parents see the future? Not just Lyra's parents, but others as well. Let's start with Minuette, for example. Minuette means 분 in Italian and the sweet sign of Minuette is an hourglass. How did Minuette's parents name her for her future...
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1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3

I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make 당신 different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't

We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day

Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

I wish 당신 saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through

I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now

Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say

That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
It's time 당신 learned a lesson
It's time that 당신 understand
Don't ever count on anybody else
In this 또는 any other land

I once hoped for friendship
To find a place among my kind
But those were the childish wishes
Of someone who was blind

Open up your eyes
See the world from where i stand
Me among the mighty
You caged at my command
Open up your eyes
Give up your sweet 판타지 land
It's time to grow up and get wise
Come now, little one
Open up your eyes!

We all start out the same
With simple, naive trust
Shielded from the many ways
That life's not fair 또는 just
But then there comes a moment
A simple truth that you...
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I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when 당신 think about how 인기 Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the list of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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Yes, it's back.. I promise not to take up so much space.. As I'm one shoting them for now one...

MATURE CONTENT WARNING:



Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, 당신 may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise...
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Mini one shot story.. Using a scrpt from youtube's DICK FIGURES:

Saten and Sword arrive in Saten's hometown Fillydefia. 의해 stagecoach.

Saten: Thanks for the drive Glaze.

Glaze Woodtoaster (driving stagecoach): Sure. (rides off)

Master Sword: Rrraaaagh, camp counselors?! This is gonna be the lamest job ever!

Saten Twist: Look, your the one saying we need a summer job.. Plus the money 당신 owe me.

Master Sword: I owe 당신 money?

(Whiteboard says:
Sword owes Saten: $11,271.33

Master Sword: Oh.. Right..

(Time lapse. They arrive at Camp Redwood, from Saten's town Fillydefia)

Saten Twist:: Huh, man, being back...
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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 거리 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 또는 more, Because 크리스마스 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest 동물 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The...
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Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise 당신 won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did 당신 see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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