While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a 조랑말 dressed as a clown.
Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that 당신 do.
Clown: Are 당신 suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank 당신 Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This 조랑말 is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that 망아지, 콜트 in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees 망아지, 콜트 in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like 당신 to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 년 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that 당신 think he hit 당신 on purpose.
12 년 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell 당신 the truth, he didn't.
12 년 old: What are 당신 talking about?!
Bob: 당신 know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, 또는 pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 년 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 년 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, 당신 two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do 당신 want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* 저기요 Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are 당신 doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see 당신 before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank 당신 Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if 당신 need anything else.
Howard: 당신 don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. 당신 don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and 당신 know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see 당신 when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking 앞으로 to it.
2 B continued
Bob: So, what exactly can I help 당신 with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did 당신 ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did 당신 ever realize that the reason they laugh at 당신 is because of what 당신 do?
Clown: What are 당신 talking about?
Bob: They way 당신 dress, what 당신 do for a living, and some of the things that 당신 do.
Clown: Are 당신 suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank 당신 Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This 조랑말 is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that 망아지, 콜트 in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees 망아지, 콜트 in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like 당신 to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 년 old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that 당신 think he hit 당신 on purpose.
12 년 old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell 당신 the truth, he didn't.
12 년 old: What are 당신 talking about?!
Bob: 당신 know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, 또는 pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 년 old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 년 old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, 당신 two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do 당신 want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* 저기요 Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are 당신 doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see 당신 before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank 당신 Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if 당신 need anything else.
Howard: 당신 don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. 당신 don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and 당신 know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see 당신 when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking 앞으로 to it.
2 B continued
The other changelings responded 의해 signaling to the tank drivers to 불, 화재 at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their 대포 the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
사과 브랜디 as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
무지개, 레인 보우 dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: 저기요 u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: 무지개, 레인 보우 dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes 무지개, 레인 보우 a filly)
filly dash: 저기요 u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks 무지개, 레인 보우 back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
1, 2, 3
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make 당신 different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish 당신 saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
1, 2, 3
I don't wanna change you
I don't wanna make 당신 different
I'm happy with the way it is
And the way it isn't
We fit like puzzle pieces
In a perfect way
Don't go seein' raindrops
On a sunny day
Oh, i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
I wish 당신 saw yourself
The way i've always seen you
You're so much stronger now
For all you've been through
I don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now
Together
Is better
You're my best friend forever
Together
Whatever
May come my way, i say
That i don't believe
that my world isn't real
And i wouldn't take 당신 from yours
I just wanna find me some magic somehow
Oh, don't be a neighsayer now