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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As 당신 probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever 당신 want, wherever 당신 want, and how 당신 want. The fastest run time is currently held 의해 a pegasus named 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And before 당신 ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...
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posted by karinabrony
 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the 인용구 I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see 당신 smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO 사랑 ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 무지개, 레인 보우 department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated 무지개, 레인 보우 pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...
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A while ago, I made a list on my cutest characters. Now I made a list on the prettiest.


This is pretty much my opinion on the prettiest characters. This list may 또는 may not surprise you


10) Applejack

9) Rarity

8) Gilda

7) 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

6) Twilight Sparkle

5) Trixie

4) Fluttershy

3) Princess Celesta

2) Zecora

1) Princess Luna
In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk 의해 her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting 의해 the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land 의해 the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty...
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1. Scootaloo is chicken
At S1E17 (Stare Master) CMC is helping Fluttershy rescue her chickens back. When on way. 사과, 애플 Bloom teases Scootaloo as "Chicken". This thing annoys Scootaloo very much. This thing start spreading many sites such Memebase, Know Your Meme and more. Many 팬 are creating silly 이미지 e.g.: 음식 which chicken flavoured, areleady photoshopped 의해 switching the chicken with Scootaloo.

More info in: link

2. Rarity is marshmallow
Due her 코트 color, she known to be 마시멜로, 마 시 멜로 의해 fans. 팬 makes many fanart like a 마시멜로, 마 시 멜로 with Rarity's mane.

More info in:link...
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Ok. This is my first 기사 based on my opinion. If 당신 want me to write another 기사 on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in 질문 right now: Cloppers

Yes 당신 heard me cloppers. If 당신 don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little 조랑말 (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If 당신 notice there is a clopper, why should that bother 당신 in anyway? It's...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Three months of winter coolness
And awesome holidays

We've kept our hoovies warm at home
Time off from work to play

But the 음식 we've stored is runnin' out
And we can't grow in this cold

And even though i 사랑 my boots
This fashion's getting old

The time has come to welcome spring
And all things warm and green
But it's also time to say goodbye
It's winter we must clean
How can I help? I'm new, 당신 see
What does everypony do?
How do I fit in without magic?
I haven't got a clue!

Winter 덮개, 랩 Up! Winter 덮개, 랩 Up!
Let's finish our holiday cheer
Winter 덮개, 랩 Up! Winter 덮개, 랩 Up!
'Cause tomorrow spring–
–Is here!
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posted by TimberHumphrey
당신 know that we light up the night
So nothing is black and white
'Cause everything i do
Is always technicolor with you

And i know
that 당신 got my back
Don't 당신 know
i got 당신 like that?
I could fly
when you're 의해 my side
When you're 의해 my side

Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Ain't no better feelin'
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
Yeah, you're the reason
(Whoa-oh oh oh oh)
I could feel the stars
right up in my heart
Ain't no better feelin'

You're the magic in the galaxy
Bringing out the best in me
Shining like a diamond sun
Is what 당신 do for everyone

And i know
that 당신 got my back
Don't 당신 know
i got 당신 like that?...
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So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I 사랑 this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where 당신 gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where 당신 gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Hooffman - I didn't died. I staged it. After that I left with help.

Hooffman camp
Hooffman - And stayed here 4 days waiting for this scum to show up but he didn't.
Hardscope - *looks down on base*
Ghost - I know Alex was your best friend bu-
Hardscope - It's not about that. I could knew that I remembered Blaze from somewhere.
Hooffman - Tell us what 당신 know...
Hardscope - Back in the first GlobeX acts I was in Special Taskforce 32. Me and Alex were an executive Snipers.
Hooffman - And.
Hardscope - Mission 27th. Take down right hoof of Golden Horn. Vladimir Chehenkov. We failed. But...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien

- - - - -

Dan - We 로스트 too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....

Ponyville Warzone

Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We 로스트 all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one 더 많이 time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' 더 많이 to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be 더 많이 to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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#5: DAN: (anti hero).
Not much to say about him.

#4: JAPPLEACK: (anti hero).
Pony Mov 사과 브랜디 has her own temblr page.
The Begining uses the commen levels of dark humor.
But it becomes much 더 많이 serious after Appleblooms death Shed.Mov.
And AppleJack, when she winds up in prime ponyville.
She changes to being less and less villainous. And actually becomes a hero.

#3: TROLLESTIA: (villain)
I never read it actually. But I keep hearing about it, so I'm adding it..

#2: PINKAMENA: (villain)
The temblr page titled "question Pinkamena" tells the 일 to 일 activitys of Cupcake's Pinkamena.
Obviously, the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
13 hours after the pimp was killed, Harry got to his apartment. A yellow alicorn was there waiting.

Yellow Alicorn: Hello.
Harry: Hello. What's your name?
Yellow Alicorn: Sunny. You're that cop that lives upstairs, right?
Harry: Yeah.
Yellow Alicorn: It's funny, I've only lived here for six months, and I've never seen 당신 here before.
Harry: *Smiles* That is funny I suppose.
Yellow Alicorn: Just one question. What does it take to go to 침대 with you?
Harry: Umm.... Try knocking on the door? *Walks to apartment room*

Shortly after arriving to his room, a knock could be heard from the door.

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posted by Canada24
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.

"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger said evilly.

"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.

Ganger just laughed.

"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.

"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.

But Scootaloo responded 의해 biting his hoof.

Ganger got angered 의해 this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.

"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.

Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather 또는 not she REALLY thought it was funny, 또는 was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh 당신 from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this 조랑말
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are 당신 doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did 당신 do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: 당신 sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by applejackrocks
The 다음 morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: 당신 promise not to tell?
AJ: 십자가, 크로스 my heart, hope to fly, stick a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie 벨 was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a 평판 truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a dark blue sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them Japanese cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his dark blue sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, 당신 did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor was now driving a powerful 쾌속정, 스피드 보트 down the Delamare River.

Victor: I'm glad 당신 took us to Trenton. They make everything, and it gets taken 의해 everypony else in the world.
JJ: Trenton makes. The world takes. Oh look. Amtrak.
Victor: *Watches a train from Amtrak on a nearby bridge* Too bad we can't drive one of their trains to Los Angeles.
JJ: How about Las Pegasus?
Victor: One day. Right now, we gotta figure out what to drive for that race. If only I could use this.
JJ: Victor?
Victor: Not now. I just wish we could-
JJ: Victor!
Victor: Not now! I wish we could put wheels on this thing, and-...
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