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posted by HaleyDewit
Dear Hannah and Abby,

I don't really know what caused the hostility between you,girls,but 당신 seriously need to give it a rest 또는 sort it out.In a mature way,that is.You might think it's cool trying to collect an army against the opposite side,by making anwers and picks saying 'Who think ... should leave?' But it's nothing but pathetic,immature and childish and it makes me kind of wonder if your lives have so little meaning and content that 당신 have to interfere in each other's.And adding pictures of a dildo and 슈렉 who's getting a blow job makes me wanna go check if 당신 escaped from some kind of closed institution.If your parents would know about it,they would be totally embarrased.I'm giving 당신 a fair chance to come to your senses.Both of you,girls,because 당신 seriously need to get a life.
This is a spot about Twilight and Harry Potter,and not about 당신 two.So stop trying to trig all the attention to 당신 and stay on topic.

I don't think I've been mean in this article,I'm just saying my opinion.
So we all know who Bella is, complete muggle and interfering with the magical world. The Department of International Magical Cooperation and the Department of Magic Reversal are overlooking claims, as shown on that post on My Life Is Twilight. I know this has been covered a lot, but I'm going to go in a bit further on what makes Muggles like her so much.

In several articles, Bella was described as an empty shell, meaning any girl can relate to her. This fits, because we know that she's only described as clumsy. Well, so are hundreds of millions of people in the world...so they could fit into...
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posted by Mrs-Grint
 As 당신 can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
As you can see, some of his Niffler genes are actually visible. If you'll look to his stomach...
OK, so many Harry Potter/vampire 팬 (like myself) will probably agree that Edward Cullen is not a real vampire. The only similarities that Edward and other 뱀파이어 have is the liking of human blood. I suppose Meyer was trying to be original, and I don't mean to offend anyone who does like the sparklepyres.

Why Edward Cullen is a niffler

Before I state my actual reasons, I should probably tell anyone who doesn't know what a niffler actually is. For this I have my trusty Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them book:

NIFFLER
M.O.M. Classification: XXX [Which means a competent wizard should cope...
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So I am 읽기 reasons as to why Twilight 팬 think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the 더 많이 common ones I've seen.



"Twilight has 더 많이 love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have 더 많이 사랑 than Harry Potter 의해 any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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Many Twilighters 사랑 to say how "Edward and Bella 사랑 each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first 일 of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...
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I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"

Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in 사랑 with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."

Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"

Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."

Twihard: "How could 당신 say that?! I'm in 사랑 with him!!"


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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
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Warning: This is quite long.

Before I begin, I would like to say that this is my personal opinion along with evidence to support my opinion. 당신 are free to disagree with me, but please, no hating. Also, please do not accuse me of not 읽기 the books. I have read each of the novels in the Twilight "Saga", from Twilight to Breaking Dawn. I have also read all of the Harry Potter 책 (numerous times), from Philosophers Stone to Deathly Hallows.

It annoys me enormously, hearing people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I personally believe that Harry Potter overshadows Twilight in...
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1. Sparkles.
2. Lust.
3. Super-whiny Mary Sues
4. Renestard, err I mean, Renesmee.
5. Swan. (no, not just BELLA Swan! Don't forget the better Bella, BELLATRIX!!!)
6. Jacob (no, not Jacob BLACK, because the surname of Black is in HP too!)
7. 더 많이 of Romeo and Juliet.
8. Edwart, *cough*, Edward Cullen.
9. Rosalie Hale.
10. Jasper Hale.
11. Alice Cullen.
12. Emmett Cullen.
13. Vampire Baseball.
14. Thesaurus Rape.
15. Stephenie Meyer (The 암캐, 암 캐 who wrote it all)
16. The Volturi.
17. Tyler's Van.
18. Imprinting.
19. Rated R-ness.
20. Unreal werewolves.
21. Horrible vampires.

That's all I got. So, there's 21, so what if that's kind of a whole lot? HP has Severus Snape! Beat that, Toilet!