해리 포터 대 트와일라잇 Article: Message to Hanna&Abby

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posted by HaleyDewit

Dear Hannah and Abby,

I don't really know what caused the hostility between you,girls,but 당신 seriously need to give it a rest 또는 sort it out.In a mature way,that is.You might think it's cool trying to collect an army against the opposite side,by making anwers and picks saying 'Who think ... should leave?' But it's nothing but pathetic,immature and childish and it makes me kind of wonder if your lives have so little meaning and content that 당신 have to interfere in each other's.And adding pictures of a dildo and 슈렉 who's getting a blow job makes me wanna go check if 당신 escaped from some kind of closed institution.If your parents would know about it,they would be totally embarrased.I'm giving 당신 a fair chance to come to your senses.Both of you,girls,because 당신 seriously need to get a life.
This is a spot about Twilight and Harry Potter,and not about 당신 two.So stop trying to trig all the attention to 당신 and stay on topic.

I don't think I've been mean in this article,I'm just saying my opinion.

harrypotterbest, alexthedog and 6 others like this

venvargie You tell it girl! But I think they're the same person just on different accounts. Stupid troll.

HaleyDewit Could be,but anyways someone's gotta tell them.Yelling at them isn't gonna help much.Maybe this will.

LadyLilith HaleyDewit, I don't really know you but you're awesome. :) Hopefully this insanity will be over with soon.

HaleyDewit Thanks :) You may call me Ellen XD

zanhar1 nice artical haley, this is the hp vs twilight spot not the hannah vs abby spot. @venvargie i was thinking the same way, another way for hannah to get attention.

HaleyDewit thank you :)

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My Review of Twilight and it 팬

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight 팬 write out their 기사 on why they like Twilight. Not just 기사 other things too. I will give 당신 and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the 제목 says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of 제목 I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight 팬 I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if 당신 ever want...

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Old twilight 팬 writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This 기사 was actually wriiten 의해 an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i 게시됨 it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the 기사 proves that even though 당신 사랑 twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was 당신 one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop 읽기 it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER 당신 DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

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DH Trailer Screencaps

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Why Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by PMT

This 기사 was NOT written 의해 me. I found this somewhere else as a 코멘트 and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight 팬 will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell 당신 my story. I 사랑 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 일 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 연기 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 책 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that said 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 로스트 my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this 질문 a lot lately. Twilight 팬 don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 기사 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No 더 많이 than a month. But Bella...

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It's Lust, not 사랑

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
Now, before I start 글쓰기 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...

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Twilight Errors

posted by Sophia21

Realised the points have little to do with plot, thus changed the 제목 to errors.

My apologise to Twilight 팬 if I'm a little too harsh, but I have reread the 책 like twice this 월 and it was a little exasperating. Not to worry, I'm currently rereading Harry Potter, so a plothole list on it will be added soon =)

Ok, let's get started:

1.A hundred years of...nothingness?
Explanation: I don't expect science fiction 책 to be scientifically accurate. But if 당신 plan your main character to live 100 years studying in prep forever at the age of 17, make the whole book plausible. No, just saying...

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Dumbledore Owns

added by TeamSiriusBlack

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뱀파이어 사랑 Twilight

added by nati30

Source: Once again, another pic I found in the C.A.T. spot

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Why HP is Better

posted by LilRavenclaw95

Okay, my friend and I go to a school that has a thing called 'Lit Circles'. There's a list of books, and Twilight is on there, but not Harry Potter. My friend thought this was totally wrong, and wrote a super long persuasive essay to our English teacher about it. This was all hers, and I can't take credit for how awesome it is :)

Why Twilight Should Be Replaced 의해 Harry Potter in Lit Circles

Two 책 sit on the shelf in front of you; on the cover of the first, 당신 see two pale hands holding a deep red apple. The 초 features a young boy on a broomstick, in midair as...

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Are we INSECURE~!?

posted by ryomaidol

My cousin says we, Harry Potter 팬 are insecure about this ranting. How should I respond to this?!

(I HAVE TAKEN THINGS FROM OTHER 기사 HERE, sorry if used without permission)

HERE IS THE ACTUAL CONVERSATION:

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: says Twilight ang pasimuno ng mga JEJEMON (ANGRY) (Twilight started the Jejemon movement)
46 분 이전 via Plurk · 코멘트 · Like · View 코멘트 on Plurk

** ******: weh? PROVE IT!!!
41 분 이전 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: link wahahahah
33 분 이전 ·

** ******: duh! nonsense!
23 분 이전 ·

Kjerrimyr リョーマ Andres: haha Twilighters...

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores 당신 또는 is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in 사랑 with 당신 — and 당신 are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells 당신 to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the 사랑 of your life. 당신 should stay with him since he will keep 당신 안전한, 안전 forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell 당신 that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When 읽기 them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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cd/ec

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Harry Potter WINS!!!

added by Brysis

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:D

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Source: motivatedphotos.com

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Daniel / Harry

added by crazychocolate

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Harry Potter is the book of THE 책

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. 뱀파이어 that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....