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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

posted by youknowit101

How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 질문 a bit 이전 asking what bothers 당신 about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 당신 haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, 당신 probably...

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96 Reasons Why Harry Potter Sucks

posted by omg_stop

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides 의해 calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets 당신 a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE 년 OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The 책 aren’t well written, just because 당신 make up...

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My Response to '3000 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter'

posted by MirrorHallow

Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the 글쓰기 is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...

Clear this up..

posted by ImBooOK

Ok. now idc what side your on 또는 why 당신 choose your side. but i read a few remarks on edward not being a true vampire because "he acts girly" and someone used the f-- word (rude word for gay) now, if thats your `reasoning' then your fricken seeing the sky falling. im not hating on straight people but if 당신 think saying edward 또는 even the book itself is "gay" so it MUST suck then heres a little fun fact for ya. if Harry potter was gay would 당신 still read it? if 당신 hate gays fanfreakin-tabulous. but heads up rob pattinson is a straight man. do reaserch.
being gay doesnt make 당신 lesser then any straight person. sorry for bringing out some gay equality article, but seriouly those who know theyve said this grow up, defending H.P 의해 hating on twilight because 당신 think edward is gay doesnt serve 당신 well...uts a desgrace to H.P making 당신 guys look bad. try saying why 당신 think harry is better instead of playing the gay card. 코멘트 if 당신 agree

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Your Ideal Man... the funny version

posted by theblondegirl

Forget about vampires. Forget about werewolves.

How funny and bizarre would these scenarios be if your boyfriend would act like this?

Enjoy!

-----

You: "I'm going to go hang out with [insert best friend's name here], see 당신 tonight!"
Ideal Man: "No you're not."
You:"....? Of course I will."
Ideal Man: "You might get into an argument with [insert friend's name here] and s/he might stab 당신 with a knife. At least let me come hang out outside of his/her house and oogle through the window to make sure you're safe."
You:"Why the hell would they stab me??"
Ideal Man: "I don't trust him/her."
You: Oh for f.......

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Reasons why I dislike Harry Potter

posted by Amirgaul

I knw that many of 당신 hv read the 책 and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe 영화 and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter 팬 recommended this series to me and gave me all the 영화 and books. I finished 읽기 all the 영화 and also finished 읽기 all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...

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A somewhat logic behind the depression of Bella 백조 as seen in New Moon.

posted by KatiiCullen94

I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give 당신 a little 더 많이 open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, 당신 survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...

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Edward Cullen: An Abusive Boyfriend

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Edward Cullen. A sparkling "vegetarian" vampire who is supposed to represent the "perfect boyfriend". He's hot, strong, fast, and he lives forever! What could be wrong?

Well, a lot, I'm afraid.

Edward Cullen is not, I repeat, is not a good boyfriend. He is actually an abusive boyfriend. Before I go on to offer proof as to why Edward is abusive, I will clarify what I mean 의해 "abusive".

What is an abusive boyfriend?

There are different kinds of abuse. Many people think of a boy who actually beats up his girlfriend. That is physical abuse. There is also psychological abuse. This includes emotional...

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lucius_ malloy's Anti-Twilight Story

posted by lucius_malloy

So, once there was this girl - well, actually that girl still is - but anyway, this girl who we'll call Emma, for the purposes of now. (Well, actually, we'll call her that because it's her name. But 당신 get the point.)

Around two, two and a half years ago, when Emma was in sixth grade, one of her 프렌즈 - let's call her K, if she must have a name - was 읽기 a book that looked rather interesting. It was black, with a shiny hard cover, and had an 사과, 애플 on the front. It was called Houkutus, which translates to Temptation. Emma liked the name and thought it might prove an interesting read, but...

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Response to 100 Reasons why Twilight is better then Harry Potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

here is the website:

link

1. he/she just said "its not" (completley agree with them)
1 1/2. (y is there a half?) the person just said that its not.
2. i dont think that many ppl can relate 2 twilight b/c we aren't that obessissive to jump off a cliff 또는 hurt ourselves 4 r sweeties (at least i hope not), i dont feel any emotion at all and i certaintley don't want 2 b bella. Harry Potter has a story 2 and it's better. (response to "It's as if u hav a story")When I read Harry Potter, I feel as if I understand him better then bella because he goes through a lot 더 많이 then bella.
2. (i think its unfair...

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written 의해 me. It was written 의해 the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic 또는 emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story 또는 novel 또는 what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

…

The concept of plot and the associated concept...

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My 10 Reasons and Opinions Why Harry Potter and Twilight Are Better Than Each Other

posted by bri-marie

Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily 더 많이 than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven 책 with hardly any 질문 left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot 더 많이 to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an 나귀, 엉덩이 to Harry). She had every...

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The Twilight Saga: An Abomination Of Vampire Literature

posted by lucius_malloy

I would like to start 의해 quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... 의해 Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his 로스트 scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's 뱀파이어 are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...

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The Difference Between Debating and Fighting

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

As 당신 probably know, the Twilight vs. Harry Potter spot is a 토론 spot. We come here mainly to 토론 over which series is better and why, 또는 to discuss why we like one series better than the other, then others can, if they wish, 토론 the points made in the other persons arguments.

However, there is a difference between debating and fighting.

When 당신 debate, 당신 are willing to see both sides of an argument. 당신 have to understand why the other person is saying what they are saying before 당신 토론 against their point. Understanding does NOT necessarily mean agreeing. It means "I see why...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by KateKicksAss

I found these online, and thought they were kinda funny, :)
Credit: wiki answers, wattpad.com, b 엘 o g s p o t.com

How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
He made the whole city collapse!

Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as 또는 더 많이 beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!

How do 당신 stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
You pick up a stick, throw it and yell "fetch"!

How do 당신 irritate Edward Cullen?
Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

Why...

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10 Reasons I Can't Stand Bella 백조

posted by TriaRose

Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect 당신 and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the 다음 “big thing.” Being in middle school, the 다음 “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t 사랑 it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, 또는 cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...

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Voldemort vs. Aro

posted by Athiya

Many of 당신 might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

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Tics and foibles of all Twihards

posted by I_Hate_Twilight

Now that I have enough free time, I researched a bit and noticed that Twifans has some tics and mannerisms while writing.

I'm not just good, because the first thought was that I noticed the keyboard problem. But then I saw that it was too frequent, several problems with keyboards on many different people.

SO WHY WRITE: ZE becoz FANNS TAWLK Diz lyk !!!!!
There is already some Twilight-English dictionary? It is normal that no one writes like that. What is interest? Look like they're talking to snakes ...
Who invented it?

WRITE WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!! WHAT IS THE INTEREST? ARE A SCREAM WITH SOMEONE??...

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Me and my friends' fanfic part 1 of many

posted by emilyroxx

When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight 팬 then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were 글쓰기 의해 e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is 글쓰기 about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING,...

Is Harry Potter one of the worst heroic lead characters?

posted by cunha27

Harry James Potter

This is not my opinion. It's an excerpt from an 기사 titled link. I have however come across a few people who have voiced the same thing. Just curious to know people's thought on this.

Kenny Herzog

I’ve read all of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books—devoured them, really, because whatever her flaws, the lady does a terrific job at building compulsive narratives and enjoyable worlds. But the 더 많이 time I spend away from the series, the 더 많이 its problems get to me, and the biggest problem of them all is the main character himself. Harry is, to put it kindly, an absolute no one. He suffers...