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How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a 질문 a bit 이전 asking what bothers 당신 about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if 당신 haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, 당신 probably...
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I've noticed that alot of members have been saying "Oh yeah, she went crazy over just a boy she only just met. She went a bit over the top, overreacted."

Well this is how I see it. I know I am going to get shit for this, but perhaps this will give 당신 a little 더 많이 open mindness.

Personal experience: I acted the same, I did everything I possibly could to see him. I tried to commit sucicde, I look back and think .. I was so young, 당신 survive after it.

But Bella was older and what they had was ALOT different to a NORMAL relationship. They were physically made for each other. Which is very powerful...
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Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the 글쓰기 is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that...
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posted by luv_warriorcatz
This was not written 의해 me. It was written 의해 the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic 또는 emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story 또는 novel 또는 what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

The concept of plot and the associated concept...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
    Ok, well I’m getting pretty tired of people saying that Bella and Edward’s relationship is love. It’s not. It’s just lust. Let’s look at the clues:
-She sees him and thinks he’s gorgeous.
-He likes her smell.
-He’s a vampire.
    Now, before I start 글쓰기 about these points, I would like to compare the relationship to that of Snape and Lily. Yes, they have never gone out but they didn’t need to. Snape met Lily when they were little. He probably thought she was pretty and developed a crush on her which bloomed into love. When Snape found...
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1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides 의해 calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets 당신 a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE 년 OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The 책 aren’t well written, just because 당신 make up...
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This is a list of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't 당신 think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??

*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

*JK Rowling is right...
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(i have edited this 기사 so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell 당신 why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are 읽기 that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child 안전한, 안전 book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 년 old...
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I thought this would be fun!Guess what!?What if I had an interview with J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyer together!This is the fake interview with me,J.K. Rowling,and Stephanie Meyer:
M:Are 당신 ready for the interview?
M:Ok,since 당신 both write fiction-how did 당신 come up with the books?
S.M.:It was a dream,the meadow scene and I woke up and I'm like,"How did they get their?How did they fall in love?WHat would happen,next?"I jumped out of 침대 and sat down and started writing.Going,"I can't...
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I would like to start 의해 quoting Susanna Laitala, who wrote a review of Breaking Dawn for a Finnish newspaper: "... 의해 Stephenie Meyer, who, in my opinion, is a very talented writer." I disagree: I do not think Meyer could write even a decent children's book, with a plot culminating in a giraffe finding his 로스트 scarf. She would probably decide that the giraffe is suddenly carnivore who has green stripes instead of brown spots - she has already done so to the beloved villains of literature, vampires. Meyer's 뱀파이어 are in fact 'vegetarian': they drink only animal blood. In addition, they...
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posted by HopeEve
ok so I found this stupid person listing all the reasons why twilight is better than twilight. so I replied to every single one. and this is her picture:

1. Robert Pattinson, can 당신 say HOT? And he's totally sexy when he sparkles!

So? Hotness has absolutely no correlation to 연기 ability. He was also in Harry Potter first.

2. Taylor Lautner, I mean, have 당신 SEEN those muscles?

NOT HOT. Strange nose, closed up eyes and no 연기 ability. That is just my personal opinion. As I said, hotness has no correlation to 연기 ability.

3. Kristen Stewart. An extremely talented and beautiful actress,...
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posted by KateKicksAss
After hearing some 토론 on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few 더 많이 assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out 빅토리어스 in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...
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I know a lot of people think the Cullen family could beat Harry, Ron and Hermione in a battle. I have read both series, and I realize that the Cullens have super speed and super strength. However, I do not think that the Cullens would stand a chance against the Trio.

Let's look back at the battle history of each...

The Cullens:
- They defeated James in the first book. However, there was only one of him and there were five of them, I believe? So that really isn't saying much.

- They defeated a band of immature 뱀파이어 with no fighting skills in Eclipse. They went in knowing they would win because...
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Harry James Potter
This is not my opinion. It's an excerpt from an 기사 titled link. I have however come across a few people who have voiced the same thing. Just curious to know people's thought on this.

Kenny Herzog

I’ve read all of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books—devoured them, really, because whatever her flaws, the lady does a terrific job at building compulsive narratives and enjoyable worlds. But the 더 많이 time I spend away from the series, the 더 많이 its problems get to me, and the biggest problem of them all is the main character himself. Harry is, to put it kindly, an absolute no one. He suffers...
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So I am 읽기 reasons as to why Twilight 팬 think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I just want to make it clear; there is a big difference between liking one series better than another, and one series actually being better than another. I also want to reply to some of the 더 많이 common ones I've seen.

"Twilight has 더 많이 love!"
Okay, Twilight does not have 더 많이 사랑 than Harry Potter 의해 any means. Twilight has a lot of obsessive lust, which is often mistaken for love, but they are quite different.

Why is their relationship lust? Why isn't it love?

Well, what do Bella and Edward do together?...
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Legitimate Reasons (I hope :x)
Harry Potter
1. The plot is intricate and detailed, covering easily 더 많이 than forty-three years (from the time Voldemort rose to power, to the epilogue in DH) and seven 책 with hardly any 질문 left unturned. The subplots, which may seem mild and unimportant in book one, actually end up being important later on (case #1: Harry learning to fly becomes important later in book one).

2. The characters are deep and complex – there's a lot 더 많이 to them than meets the eye and JK makes sure that we know it (case #2: Severus being an 나귀, 엉덩이 to Harry). She had every...
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posted by Athiya
Many of 당신 might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...
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posted by hpotterforever7
Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter author J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy 글쓰기 to attend the 별, 스타 studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that 글쓰기 is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

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posted by TheFangirl101
A werewolf, 의해 most common lore, is a human that has been bitten 의해 another werewolf, so said human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten 의해 Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another 인기 example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing 당신 must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his 또는 her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This 기사 was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
posted by nessienjake
Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also 게시됨 on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen

Q: What to Edward and a 크리스마스 나무, 트리 have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what 당신 are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much 당신 mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: 당신 know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do 당신 kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 책 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward 당신 suck!!!!