Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they 사랑 Edward, when they say no ask them if they 사랑 Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they 사랑 Edward again....
7) If 당신 know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and 당신 see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
8) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for 당신 and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella 백조 또는 Jasper Hale
9) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
10) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
11) If you're surrounded 의해 Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
12) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your 프렌즈 to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
13) Send Stephenie Meyer a letter saying she's invited to a 바닷가, 비치 party and to wear one of these two outfits:
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and give her the address of a Twilight hater's house...
14) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..


*Again, if 당신 think they're dumb, please be respectful when saying so*
It seems that nowadays when people mention the words ‘Twilight’, ‘Edward’ 또는 ‘Stephenie Meyer’ a huge 토론 is formed. People are 스플릿, 분할 completely down the middle with their 사랑 또는 hate of the twilight saga, everything seen as either black 또는 white. So here is an opinion from one of the few stuck within the grey area (like, dislike and don’t care either way). Rip this opinion to shreds, 사랑 it 또는 hate it. Tell the world how much twilight rocks, sucks 또는 takes the complete piss out of teenage romance. But please remember this is my opinion and seeing as this place is all about...
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When 당신 can live forever, what do 당신 live for? If you're Devon, 당신 live for stalking the mailroom guy.. I 사랑 it! :D
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I've seen yet another 코멘트 saying people who thought the Edward/Bella relationship was abusive have either not read the book 또는 have simply 'misunderstood' it, and am completely losing my ability to politely respond when I hear that, so I'm 글쓰기 this so in future I don't even have to respond, I can link to here and avoid the risk of snapping and going on an all caps rant. I'm pointing out at the start that I'm not accusing all Twilighters of this, there are lots of Twilight 팬 on the spot who are able to give their opinion in a pleasant, grown up way, and I really appreciate that (virtual...
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Okay most of the Twilight- Haters would say that Edward is too old for Bella and that make him paedophile but I don't think so (not only because I am twilight fan) is because that Edward is literally 17 and he feels and thinks as a 17 년 old. I mean take someone 당신 know is really smart that doesnt mean they are have lived any longer than 당신 have they just learnt 더 많이 in the years they have lived. I bet 당신 they still act their age.
To be quite honest I know a programme that is aired in India as well as here where the Guy is at least 55 years old with 5 kids three of them older than the girl...
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