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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but 더 많이 often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would 뱀파이어 go to high school?”, 또는 “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, 또는 can be logically theorized. These are usually followed 의해 “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, 또는 “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, 또는 my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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posted by nuxi
{edited, added some stuff, just an informal consideration of a few of the arguments that support the accusation}

"Bella 백조 is a sociopath."

It’s an extreme statement, to be sure. However, it’s not one to be dismissed offhand, without consideration towards its arguments.

First, here are a couple definitions of the term sociopath.
-Random House Dictionary:
a person, as a psychopathic personality, whose behavior is antisocial and who lacks a sense of moral responsibility 또는 social conscience.
-American Heritage Dictionary of Cultural Literacy:
Someone whose social behavior is extremely abnormal....
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I would like to note that anne 쌀 wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne 스톨, 훔친 it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank 의해 뱀파이어 but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The 뱀파이어 skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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posted by OCFan123
Okay, so I just wrote an 기사 called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an 기사 about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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posted by OCFan123
Hi there! This is my first 기사 on the C.A.T spot, about my least 가장 좋아하는 character in twilight. Actually, my least 가장 좋아하는 character in history.

Bella Swan.

I seriously can't see why so many twilight 팬 like her. She is said to be selfless, caring, understanding, and a good role model...when really she's the most selfish character in the whole book series.
Now then, here are several reasons why I dislike Bella.

1) Lack outside of Edward

Has Bella -even once- mentioned in any of the novels what she wanst to do with her life? (Besides wanting to be a vampire to be with Edward forever) Not...
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OK, this is my very first 기사 - I have never written an 기사 for 팬팝 before. It's a poor excuse if this turns out to be the poorest 기사 ever submitted, but I'm going to use it anyway... please go easy on me xD. This is LONG, so 곰 with me, I appreciate it!

I have been wondering for some time now about Bella's vulnerability, state of mind, and 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 mental well-being. New Moon, in the beginning, was my favourite book of the series, for two reasons: Jacob Black was instantly likeable and interesting, winning the 제목 of my favourite character, but also the black hole that Bella...
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Okay most of the Twilight- Haters would say that Edward is too old for Bella and that make him paedophile but I don't think so (not only because I am twilight fan) is because that Edward is literally 17 and he feels and thinks as a 17 년 old. I mean take someone 당신 know is really smart that doesnt mean they are have lived any longer than 당신 have they just learnt 더 많이 in the years they have lived. I bet 당신 they still act their age.
To be quite honest I know a programme that is aired in India as well as here where the Guy is at least 55 years old with 5 kids three of them older than the girl...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the 포럼 here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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Preface:
I have read all 책 and seen the movies.
Most importantly, the fact that it’s 판타지 doesn’t excuse the themes and messages in the book. Fiction is merely a vehicle humans developed to communicate important lessons, values and philosophies. I am not claiming any of the implications I discuss were intentional on SMeyer’s part. Whether 또는 not the author 또는 readers are aware of it, though, the Twilight series communicates dangerous messages about what is acceptable 또는 admirable 또는 desirable.
Also, I highly recommend link. It’s long, but fascinating and deeper than the 책 themselves....
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Credit to _lina_ and cinders, because they did it first. 더 많이 credit to link because that's where this is from. _lina_ used the same one.

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Number 1: Someone tells 당신 또는 he admits that he has hit women in the past. He has talked about his killing sprees, he has killed another woman (Yes, she is a vampire. Who cares?) in front of her. Check!

Number 2: He refers to all women he has dated in the past with derogatory terms. He may also refer to his mother using such terms as well. Not sure about checking this one 또는 not. He says she is the first one he dated, but then he talks of Tanya,...
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 읽기 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think 당신 can call yourself a vegetarian if 당신 don't eat things like people 또는 those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 읽기 the 책 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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ASmilingMenace goes through the 11 worst scenes in the Twilight movie.
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Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 다음 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 일 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen 또는 my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You 스톨, 훔친 this!'].
posted by MadamOcta13
Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and 코멘트 about Edward being "pathetic" 또는 "gay" because he was a 100 년 old virgin. I've written this 기사 to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Disclaimer: The 제목 of the 기사 may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my 기사 that I have 게시됨 on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to list my 상단, 맨 위로 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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