Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: 14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

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14 Ways to Annoy Obessive Twilight Haters (there are some)

posted by sapherequeen

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If 당신 know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" 의해 Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him to make a law against disrespecting Twilight...and anyone who disses Twilight will get a life sentence.
6) Ask them if they 사랑 Edward, when they say no ask them if they 사랑 Jacob, and when they say no to that ask them if they 사랑 Edward again....
7) If 당신 know a Twilight hater that drives a volvo and 당신 see them driving up the street, get a group of crazy obsessive fangirls to run after the volvo and shout "EDWARD! EDWARD!" over and over....
8) *This one may seem a little weird*
Get a male Twilight hater to fall for 당신 and tell him you'll wear something that will turn him on and leave the room....then come back dressed up as Bella 백조 또는 Jasper Hale
9) Tell a hater that he/she has bad taste in books
10) Give a Twilight hater the Twilight movie for his/her birthday
11) If you're surrounded 의해 Twilight fanatics and a Twilight hater is standing in the middle of the group with you, annoy him so much about Twilight that he/she shouts "I HATE F**KING TWILIGHT" out loud so the fanatics will hear him/her..
12) If a Twilight hater accidentally posts something on the Twilight spot, get all of your 프렌즈 to rate the item so the hater can get a Fanatic in the Twilight spot
13) Send Stephenie Meyer a letter saying she's invited to a 바닷가, 비치 party and to wear one of these two outfits:
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and give her the address of a Twilight hater's house...
14) Convince Emma Watson to trash Harry Potter then try out for the role of a Twilight vampire..

*Again, if 당신 think they're dumb, please be respectful when saying so*

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MadamOcta13 Hey, I love this article! Even though I'm an anti, I think this is hilarious! Some of these things WOULD annoy me, though...

hermione980 omfg!! lmao!!

Fmaisawesome Lol, I hate Twilight, but this is funny if any Twilight lover dose any of this stuff to me, the joke's on them .. hehe.

scarxtardis 7 is my fave xD EDWARD, EDWARD!!

lemony44 OK, I dont really like Twilight, but I hate how everyone goes on assuming that if you are Twilight hater your a Potter lover. ( i am a total PotterHead, BTW.) that's just weird.

jefferyw52 ok im a twihater and this just makes me nervous no one should ever do those things to anyone it would kill me if that happened to me "shivers"

twihard865 twilight is epic as u can tell by my username

HecateA 7 is crazy funny 11 is dangerous

clcstar15 youtube link dont work

Team_Carlisle rofl!!! hilarious

TwiChara OMG FUCK TWILIGHT... Ahh... That felt good... =D ... Except for Jacob... XD lol I don't even despise it that much, it just felt good! XD

helen22 i wat to became a vampire!!!

june13 hehe thats funny i just might use some of your ideas if you don't mind

Friendly_Girl Lol, that's hillarious xD

TheQuibbler Wow... those are really pathetic. I would only be mildly annoyed by some.

MusicMaker95 I wouldn't be annoyed at all. I'd know what I already suspected, that Twilight lovers are childish. Why bother trying to change the world by hating people and trying to hack them off? Any Twilight lover or hater that thinks they can is wrong. It's just a friggin movie.

emisa123 I'm a Twi-Hater, but this was hilarious!! I havn't really seen much Twi-People posting humor-stuff on here....

peetarocks999 No! We already lost Ced! Not Hermioneeeee!!!!!!!!

RavenclawRocks First of all I do NOT agree with that. Number eight is just plain cruel, I mean what about that poor Twilight Hater? Are you just going to pretend you love him/her then do....that? Well that's what I'd expect from a Twilight fan. And Ron isn't a whatever you said And Emma would stick by us unlike SOME people with the name RP And this doesn't annoy me. It just shows me how (get ready for a LONG list) cruel weird stupid shallow annoying mean aggornant disrespectful know-it-nothings Smeyer-suckers you Twilight fans are! To be honest I am quite worried about your brain, my advice would be: Go and see a doctor And P.S if you ever see Smeyer tell her from me: YOU SUCK!

luv_warriorcatz @ravenclawrocks: shes actually a sane fann u know.......

sapherequeen RavenclawRocks: This is a joke. You ever heard of one? And FYI, "Smeyer-suckers" isn't offending. It's just hilarious and a great way to see how immature people like you are. And thank you luv_warriorcatz :)

snape_lover_107 are u crazy i am an obbsesive twilight hater for a reason because the books and movies suck and there is nothing u twi hards can do about that lol

scarxtardis My best friend used to absolutely despise twilight, so I bought her a mug with "I heart Edward Cullen" on one side and "real men sparkle" on the other. She threw it away. Then she watched Twilight with my other twilight loving friend, and she hated it. I made her watch new moon with me, she thought it was ok. I dragged her off to eclipse, and she loved it. Now she's waiting eagerly for breaking dawn. XD

sapherequeen snape_lover_107: *SIGH* Did you even bother to read my comment [i]that is posted right before yours[/i] and the top of my article? -_- And for God's sake, "Twihard", "smeyer-suckers", any foolish name like that is not offensive. At least, for the majority of the fans who have practical sense.

dolceclavier It is an okay list but to clarify... Edward Cullen is PETER PETTIGREW'S BITCH. Now that's saying something.

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Buffy and Sparkly Edward

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The 100 년 Old Virgin

posted by MadamOcta13

Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and 코멘트 about Edward being "pathetic" 또는 "gay" because he was a 100 년 old virgin. I've written this 기사 to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...

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My 가장 좋아하는 TwiHard video directed at antis

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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed 의해 the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D

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Vegetarian Vamp: om nom nom nom

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Capion Contest #3

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Hello, I'm...

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A Rant About Twilight Fangirls

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I think that it's true

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Twilight Spoof Sims 2

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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some 랜덤 parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.

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YouTuber WIN!

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Pet Peeve: Name Mispellings

posted by renrae

This is a short little rant, people.

I don't know about you, but one of my biggest pet peeves is when people spell my name wrong.

On Fanpop, I've gotten ranrea, renre, renray, ranraa, and many others. In real life, I've gotten Reagan, Regon, Regen, Reagen.... and people are always misspelling my last name (I'm not displaying that here.)

One thing I've noticed on 팬팝 (and many other fansites, as well) is that people often fail to spell Stephenie Meyer's name right. That's right: StephEnie, with an E right there. Not an 'a'. An 'e'.

Some people have completely butchered Meyer's name. Stephanie,...

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Jacob Black : A Rant

posted by OCFan123

Okay, so I just wrote an 기사 called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an 기사 about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...

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Twilight sucks

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Why I Dont Like Stephanie Meyer As An Author

posted by OCFan123

For people who were expecting this 기사 to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as 당신 can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The author of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most 인기 writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The list of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega 팬 of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...