A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 다음 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy 당신 another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 일 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in 침대 with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, 당신 show up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps 다음 to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy 당신 another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This 일 is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in 침대 with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, 당신 show up and drink my poison."
my friend sent me this text message a while 이전 and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask 당신 somethingand i want 당신 to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how 당신 feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want 당신 to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi 또는 Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog 음식 is a beautiful thing to watch when 당신 are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when 당신 sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog 음식 is a beautiful thing to watch when 당신 are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when 당신 sleeeeeep.
13. Bye said Santa while eating Blitzen.
