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posted by darkkhorn19
Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, 당신 kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your 고딕 clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your 이모 hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...
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posted by dramaqueen00
 eat it now!
eat it now!
How come you're always such a fussy young man?
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no 건포도 Bran
Well, don't 당신 know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it (prrr)

Don't wanna argue, I don't wanna debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of 음식 당신 hate ooh
You won't get no 디저트 'till 당신 clean off your plate
So eat it, don't 당신 tell me you're full


Just eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some 더 많이 chicken, have some 더 많이 pie
It doesn't matter , it's broiled 또는 fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your 가장 좋아하는 spot, hoping to post some 비디오 and pictures, answer 질문 and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an 기사 또는 two. 당신 get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting replies such as "you suck for liking this" 또는 "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when 당신 hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
posted by Dethklokrox90
Dear Mark,

I wish I could say sorry 또는 사랑 당신 more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave 당신 with my ring and this last letter.
I have 로스트 myself and don't try to call me 또는 come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to 당신 and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if 당신 let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and 당신 too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
당신 will have your own life, everything 당신 wanted with you.
당신 will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm 침대 when your old, knowing that 당신 did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I 사랑 you, I 사랑 당신 so much...


~Reah
My friend, Pie-102, and I wrote this last year. It it definatly random.



On the first 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the 초 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the third 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, three moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush.
On the fourth 일 of 크리스마스 my true 사랑 gave to me, four suburban trucks, 나무, 트리 moving signs, two pinetrees and a green cabinet in a pineapple bush
On the fifth 일 of Cristmas my true love...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists 또는 pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. 의해 the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by Yama
I went into my room after being 로스트 in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a 샤워 to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the 샤워 feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 too. She was...
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posted by InvaderCynder
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh
Nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeeehhh

I wanna duel 'em like they do in Yu-Gi-Oh
Face down face up trap cards spell cards then time roulette go (I 사랑 it!)
All I do is just believe in the 심장 of the cards
And then I kick some butt when I use Swordsman of Landstar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-ohh-oh-oh
Ain't no surprise, check out my Red Eyes

Can't beat my
Can't beat my
No they can't beat my Brooklyn Rage
(I don't wanna be a furry)
Can't beat my...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 당신 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 당신 see us cry, unless we want 당신 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 당신 are interested. But we will later deny it 또는 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 또는 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 당신 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 당신 don't like what we wear...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with 당신 guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person 다음 to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your 질문 to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and 당신 know it bomb Iraq
If 당신 cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If 당신 never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If 당신 think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one 당신 love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say 당신 사랑 me unless 당신 really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like 당신 could 키스 my imperfections away,
And I would stand 의해 your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to 당신 on everything I am,
And I dedicate to 당신 all that I have,
And I promise 당신 that I will stand right 의해 your side,
Forever and always, until the 일 I die.

I’m not crying over what 당신 said;
It’s what 당신 didn’t say that...
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posted by tamar20
Have 당신 ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 기사 is right for you! Hahaha. 당신 know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that 당신 have to go to the bathroom, and that 당신 think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are 당신 doing okay in there?". To make it even 더 많이 annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 당신 arrive at the 다음 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 당신 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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posted by Saturnluv39
It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach 당신 all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now 당신 know how to do it!
Now, if 당신 want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and show your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if 당신 win, 당신 get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If 당신 are a winner check everything on your profile.
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