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posted by cute20k
Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".

3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.

5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.

9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope 당신 enjoy!
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail 당신 out of jail, a best friend will be sitting 다음 to 당신 saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the 육지, 쇼 어 like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made 당신 smile
8:Clear as a 벨 my nody said "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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34 랜덤 facts about me..:)


1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. 음악 is my life.

6. I 사랑 to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I 사랑 to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I 사랑 to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer 또는 dancer when I'm older.

13. 거리 dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by invadercalliope
When 당신 turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If 당신 have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
당신 cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long 이전 me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and said "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years 또는 so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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FRIENDS: Lend 당신 their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat 또는 drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why 당신 have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents 의해 Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, 의해 Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail 당신 out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting 다음 to 당신 sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen 당신 cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else 당신 cried...just laugh about it with 당신 in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
CANCER
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: The Moon
Symbol: The Crab
Your stone: Moonstone
Life Pursuit: Constant reassurance and intimacy
Vibration: Moody
Cancer's Secret Desire: To feel 안전한, 안전 (emotionally, spiritually, romantically

Description:
Those born under the sign of Cancer, ruled 의해 the mysterious Moon, are one of the zodiac's enigmas. It is fair to say that most Cancers are a bundle of contradictions. Compassionate and caring with friends, family and lovers, yet they can cut to the bone with their jealous remarks and ever-changing moods. Endearingly eccentric on one hand, and on the other,...
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(CREATED 의해 RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can 삭제 the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused 의해 Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle 당신 with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a 심장 attack; his 심장 lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
posted by youknowit101
(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If 당신 don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of 당신 probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green 일 is one of my 가장 좋아하는 bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon said what he said about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the 팬 on both sides...
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 년 Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000
년 of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the 쥐 symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good 조언 but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....
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posted by heavenly13
yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, 피아노 , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest


WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes


then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , 당신 know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor 의해 floor, and once 당신 find what 당신 are looking for, 당신 can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling 당신 what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The 프렌즈 laugh and without hesitation...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope 당신 realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good 프렌즈 don't let 당신 do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! 당신 actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If 당신 met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if 당신 have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT 날짜 IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that 당신 can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can 날짜 Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do 당신 realize how crazy and gross a lot of 팬 are???? Here is a gross 기사 about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached 의해 “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that 당신 were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes 당신 can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One 일 you'll ask me, "which is 더 많이 important to you, me 또는 your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing 당신 are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your 사랑 does NOT work for that person,...
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added by liridonarama96