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People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as 당신 read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in 유럽 used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell 당신 about is Ancient Egypt. 더 많이 specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

1.Ride mechanical 말 with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an 아이팟 또는 something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the 음식 sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the 음악 store whether 당신 can get a CD that 당신 know they dont have and ask really...

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 일본 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked 의해 a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on 크리스마스 일 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are 더 많이 bacteria in the ice machines at fast 음식 restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are 더 많이 than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended 의해 this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If 당신 have a reason for a show I put 코멘트 and I might add it(ill give credit about it to 당신 because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long 읽기 right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen 또는 any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a 날짜 또는 something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up 의해 dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If 당신 have a dog 또는 cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When 당신 spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are 당신 walking?
So, Annie are 당신 walking?
Are 당신 walking Annie?
Annie are 당신 walking?
So, Annie are 당신 walking?
Are 당신 walking?
Annie are 당신 walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE 당신 WALKING???!!!!
ARE 당신 WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are 당신 walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that 당신 are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the 침대 holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say 당신 know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors 의해 your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as 당신 can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring 당신 riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: 당신 crave attention, 당신 absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, 당신 may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because 의해 being a retard online 당신 can get all the attention 당신 need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If 당신 want to be a retard 당신 must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 질문 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating 또는 wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: 당신 are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 초 place.
In which position are 당신 now?

Answer:
If 당신 answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. 당신 overtook the 초 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 다음 질문 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If 당신 overtake the last...

A Nice 일 To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the 잔디 to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot 더 많이 fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the show is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If 당신 look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the 피자 Hog", 또는 perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells 당신 a joke and 당신 say "LOL".

3. 당신 watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. 당신 have called out someone's screen name while making 사랑 to your significant other.

5. 당신 keep begging your 프렌즈 to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. 당신 have to get a 2d phone line just so 당신 can call 피자 Hut.

9. 당신 go into labour and 당신 stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...