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4th 벽 Crisis

added by BatCountry9000

This is one thing that no 헤타리아 character is capable of. Problem?

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funny

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4th

벽

deadpool

mvc3

This 랜덤 screencap might contain 거리, 도시 현장, 도시의 설정, 도시 장면, 도시 설정, 도시 거리, 도시 장면 설정, 식당, 비즈니스 지구, 다운 타운, and 도심지.

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weirdness from inside my mind

posted by orangeturnip

weirdness from inside my mind

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its nice to see the rIsing sun
its nice to stay up Late
i like the sound of a hOover
i dont like the word Vegan
nobody likes my fEet
i like red except when itS blood on My sheet
this world is so rAndom
but i Like it that way
Lemons are sour
your Brain is sO frazzled
nOBody Said it Would be easy
I am noT a Hairy monster
Bann the bomb
I like that saying
i like Goats
Not as much as frogs
sInging is good
i think: Praying is worthless
팬더 are cute
Legs are funny
mEn think im weird
So do women.

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How to Say No Without Feeling Guilty!!!!!!

posted by jodith

Ok..i know some of us 또는 most of us say NO then we feel guilty 4 sayin' it..well that happens..well her some 조언 4 saying No w/felling guilty:

*Are 당신 chronically overcommitted? Rushing from one task to another,
with no time for yourself? The key is to have a strong vision of what
you want to say yes to. Then you'll feel far 더 많이 confident saying no.

1-Decide which activities 당신 truly love. If 당신 stay focused on those things, then the 다음 time 당신 are asked to volunteer 또는 get involved in a time-consuming activity, just check in. If the request takes 당신 too far from what 당신 are already...

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canada!!! ( if your not canadian 당신 wont get the joke.)

posted by huugh

One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could 당신 pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? said the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made 당신 laugh.

Here are 2 랜덤 facts:
They don't sell Smarties 또는 Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.

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Story of a Vampire girl ch 2

posted by Fangirl99

Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa said sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause 당신 realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are 당신 gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...

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Mysterious 사랑 chapter 6

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad 또는 somthing?"
no 당신 look beautiful dont ever think 당신 are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher said "Class 당신 will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher said "I want 당신 to draw what ever 당신 feel in your heart.What...

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10 Fun Things To Do That Freak Out Total Strangers

posted by BellaSwan636

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 칼라 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When 당신 get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when 당신 reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a 주걱 and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....

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Randomness

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Funny and/or Interesting Phobias! (They're all real!)

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Achluophobia: fear of sourness

Agyrophobia: fear of crossing the street

Alektorophobia: fear of chickens

Anthrophobia: fear of flowers

Arachibutyrophobia: fear of 땅콩 버터 sticking to the roof of your mouth

Aulophobia: fear of flutes

Barophobia: fear of gravity

Bibliophobia: fear of books

Blennophobia: fear of slime

Cacophobia: fear of ugliness

Cathisophobia: fear of sitting

Dendrophobia: fear of trees

Genuphobia: fear of knees

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: fear of long words

Hypertrichophobia: fear of hair

Ichthyophobia: fear of fish

Koinoniphobia: fear of rooms

Lachanophobia: fear of vegetables...

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Nick Pitera - Don't Stop Believing (cover)

added by xneville_rocksx

Nick Pitera - This guy is AMAZING! He is really 노래 this - if 당신 don't believe me, here is his 유튜브 아이디 so 당신 can see 더 많이 비디오 의해 him: goonieman86

video

노래

랜덤

stop

don't

believing

nick pitera

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무지개, 레인 보우

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com

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랜덤 ^^

added by shikadara

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랜덤 바탕화면

added by jlhfan624

Source: 1280x800.com

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O.O

added by twilovers

Source: idk ):

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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20 랜덤 ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just 랜덤 ways to eat my 가장 좋아하는 cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with 딸기 milk
5. frozen
6. 겨울왕국 with milk
7. 겨울왕국 with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in 겨울왕국 yogurt
11. in 겨울왕국 yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with 땅콩 butter
14. 겨울왕국 with 땅콩 butter
15. 겨울왕국 with 7up
16. with 땅콩 버터 and 7up
17. with 체리 7up
18. 겨울왕국 with 체리 7up
19. 겨울왕국 with 땅콩 버터 and 체리 7up
20. 의해 itself

If 당신 try any of these and like it, please write a 코멘트 and tell me which one(s) 당신 tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A 레몬

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if 당신 think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A 레몬 is lying on the 상단, 맨 위로 step, and 당신 are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. 초 later 당신 land on your ass, and 다음 당신 are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A 레몬 is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the 레몬 that was created 의해 your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the 레몬 into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if 당신 ever, one 일 decide to call me that. If 당신 think I'm insane, run away, because 당신 are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too 당신 a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. 당신 think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey 랜덤 and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two 프렌즈 riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a 조랑말 with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red 여우 is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when 당신 sneeze because when 당신 sneeze, your 심장 stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A 달팽이 can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only 동물 that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders 더 많이 than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical 말 with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the 음악 store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos 또는 rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...