A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the 다음 week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told 당신 I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell 당신 again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can 당신 tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
-Alana
just because 당신 사랑 someone else doesn't mean 당신 have to break one 더 많이 heart.
-alana
everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana
it doesn't matter how 당신 look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana
life is never the same, 당신 can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana
believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana
if 당신 dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana
life is precious with who your with, not with who 당신 want to be with.
-Alana
why be who your not, when 당신 can enjoy being who 당신 are.
-Alana
if 당신 let yourself down, 당신 let everyone behind 당신 down.
-Alana
your first 사랑 will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a 오리
3 Watch all of your old 디즈니 movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
코멘트 tell your 프렌즈 then I will make 더 많이 spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 사랑 making these for 당신 so comment. All the 코멘트 I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 글쓰기 all this cuz I need a longer 기사 so yea tacos are good i like 타코 bravos from 타코 johns
2 sing a song like a 오리
3 Watch all of your old 디즈니 movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
코멘트 tell your 프렌즈 then I will make 더 많이 spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I 사랑 making these for 당신 so comment. All the 코멘트 I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm 글쓰기 all this cuz I need a longer 기사 so yea tacos are good i like 타코 bravos from 타코 johns
once i was at a movie theater with my 프렌즈 gabby tayolr and rylee and we saw this dude and he was like who are 당신 and we were like why dose it matter and he said no reason then he stated following us around and we called jessi then we told her so she meat us there and when she got ther she was like 당신 need to quit following us then we realised it was hallies dad then he was like hallie is in theater 4 seeing mall cop and i am just here. so yeah story of my life right and then this one time our teacher let us play quite ball and it was so fun because 당신 get to throw the ball around the classroom and i threw it to sammie (bffld) and she didnt catch it and it landed in our teachers coffe haha! and this one time we wre in gym class and our teacher is soooooooooooo mean and she made me take my earrings out and after gym icoulnt put them back in so taylor tried to help but she poked another hole in my ear!