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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 다음 to 당신 if they know how to tap into top-secret 오각형, 국방부 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 삭제 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever 당신 hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard 의해 reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some 더 많이 that I came up with too, hope 당신 enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 검색 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...

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My long winded answer on the current situation in the United States

posted by BlindBandit92

"The cup has runneth over"

As a black man. This was a long time coming. We've always had that position of 초 class citizen in the United States after slavery and now this is another big step the civil rights movement is taking to progress equality for all.

All over the US. Police officers are being corrupt on the fucking news during the riots and the peaceful protesting and I thank god that people were there to showcase that. From the depression,the covid-19 deaths and general inequality that has happened for LITERAL years in all facets. It's about time people rose up against this country...

Why I 사랑 animation.

posted by Renegade1765

Yesterday was my 20th birthday. For a lot of people, something like this is very important. After all, we only live once and milestone years like this can mark an key moment in our lives. In my case, it's when I fully transition from being a teenager to being an adult. To celebrate this, I decided to finally 게시하기 an 기사 that I wanted to write for a long time. I wanted to talk about my 가장 좋아하는 medium of story-telling, as well as to explain why it matters so much to me.
We all have our 가장 좋아하는 ways of telling a story, 또는 to express our emotions and points-of-view. My 가장 좋아하는 is animation,...

Bounce The Hell Outta Here - The Bouncer (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So about a 년 ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video 의해 Matt McMuscles on 유튜브 about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog 거리 is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a 년 later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...

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Merry Freakin' 크리스마스 - 일 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed 의해 Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

큰 술병, 매그넘 Force

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a My Little 조랑말 팬 Fiction. If 당신 do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Theme Song: link

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...

In-Indie - Manual Samuel

posted by windwakerguy430

I never did play Octodad, a game that was said to be unique, if frustrating in its own way. Neither did I play I Am Bread, also frustrating with it’s gameplay. I never understood the appeal of games that try to anger 당신 unless there is a unique spin to it 또는 something good. And I think waiting for that paid off, because today, we’ll be talking about one of the funniest written indie games I’ve played, Manual Samuel

Manual Samuel follows the tale of Samuel obviously, a trust fund baby who has never had to work a 일 in his life and has had everything practically handed to him. That...

"Razilee and Elijah" and "K-12" released at the same time.

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah 2019

Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side 의해 side with his promoted album K-12 의해 Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 년 started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his 이전 albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of 팬 Fiction 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes 가입하기 together, words appear.

This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...

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Announcing The Annual Opposite 일

posted by SilentForce

Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite 일 last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this 년 because after making a 투표 about whether 또는 not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite 일 on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this 날짜 was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.

P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the 날짜 than feel free to contact me.

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Anna and Elsa Swimming in Trouble

posted by themrjoker

Note: 겨울왕국 is owned 의해 Disney, not me. I hope that 당신 have fun 읽기 and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and 퀸 Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do 당신 miss swimming?"

Elsa said "Well I guess I do."

Anna said "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa said "Problem?"

Anna said "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa said "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna said "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...

상단, 맨 위로 34 most messed up submissions in Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD 당신 PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET

posted by Canada24

Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 일 off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...

할로윈 Monsters Song (Tiny Toons parody)

posted by aldrine2016

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make 당신 wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

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Where I think My 가장 좋아하는 Characters Would Travel To

posted by zanhar1

So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One 일 I got to thinking about where my favorites might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France 또는 Italy 또는 possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as 더 많이 of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a 더 많이 passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...

Johnny Lightning Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a 나무 상자, 상자 from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops 다음 to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help 당신 unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three 더 많이 crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...

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상단, 맨 위로 10 Things that the Zanarchy Doesn't Want 당신 to Know

posted by SilentForce

Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the 상단, 맨 위로 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...

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Magical Creature Kingdom part 2

posted by twinklestar11

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? 당신 will be destroyed if 당신 even try me! And too bad! Your magical 프렌즈 are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.

“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet 당신 can’t...

The FameGurl754 Rant

posted by lilydude92

Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.

Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die 또는 some shit.

After she 게시됨 an answer 'Questionz' she 게시됨 "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...

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Diary Of A Degenerate: Why Your Opinion Is Wrong

posted by deathding

(THIS 기사 IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be 집 again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, 또는 are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....