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posted by ilovepenguins

Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the 다음 stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the 다음 stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...

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질문 ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

posted by musicfanaticXD

This is 의해 far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic 질문 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 답변 that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can 당신 send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi 바닷가, 비치 on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...

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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by musicfanaticXD

I was 읽기 the Wal-Mart 기사 and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the 코멘트 section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 질문 aloud, 토론 your 답변 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that 당신 can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...

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Road Kamelot song ( aka Lord Millenium's 심장

posted by canal

Happy Hauntings X)

*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for the 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
maybe 당신 스톨, 훔친 it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 검색 of you
Looking for he 심장 now
Have 당신 heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find 당신 soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of 당신 know it as the only song i know 의해 심장 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge 거미 i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!

On The Block Episode 13 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...

On The Block Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: 저기요 everypony. Great to see 당신 again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do...

On The Block Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are 프렌즈 live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are 당신 called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then 당신 would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....

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The Requests

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of 팬 fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested 의해 Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in 검색 of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...

[repost] REAL POSTS FROM ROB'S ''WHY WOULD 당신 PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET''

posted by Canada24

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...

#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 일 off school, I'm happy!

#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!

#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!

#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!

#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all 당신 want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

Twilight's Unusual Week

posted by Seanthehedgehog

일 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: 저기요 Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. 키스 me I'm british? Well, 당신 know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to 키스 me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 분 later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little 조랑말 Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight: SEAN!!...

Johnny Lightning Episode 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Somewhere in Iraq

Johnny: *Walking through town square*
Narrator: The Middle East is filled with lots of beautiful desert, but it can be dangerous if 당신 don't have enough water, 또는 shelter.
ISIS Member: *Walking into a building with AK47's*
Narrator: It is also dangerous if 당신 bump into the wrong people.
Johnny: *Runs into a dance club*
People: *Dancing to the music*
Johnny: Nice short cut. *Walking past the big crowd of people*
Narrator: Another agent was killed, and ISIS got their hands on an important flash drive. I was tasked to retrieve it.
ISIS Members: *Walking together with AK47's*...

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Merry Freakin' 크리스마스 - 일 17: Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22

posted by windwakerguy430

Dragon Ball Z, a show from many people’s childhood, myself included. It was a show that had stylish 애니메이션 and art to it, insane battles, and a show where characters would die. In the 90s, this shit was hardcore. Dragon Ball Z has dwindled in popularity recently, still very much popular, but not as much as it once was, probably due to Super being… the worst fucking thing. Hey, speaking of the worst fucking thing, Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22. Why 22, we’ll get into that. Published 의해 Infograms in America, but Bandai in Japan, the game was developed 의해 Tose Software, who has made...

Merry Freakin' 크리스마스 - 일 3: Godai: Elemental Force

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is probably a sign of things to come. Godai: Elemental Force is a game I could find little information on. What I do know is that it was developed 의해 the 3DO Company, known for the Army Men franchise, who would go defunct a 년 after Godai was released. Now I’m not saying Godai was responsible for 3DO’s demise… but…. No one is willing to discuss 또는 even review this game, it seems. The most critique I saw in video format was the video titled “Worst game ever” and audio in French. That video is ten years old as of this year, good god. Also, for those wondering, Godai: Elemental...

In-Indie - 2064: Read Only Memories

posted by windwakerguy430

당신 know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!

And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....

Answering the Article: 15 American Things The English may 또는 may not find bizarre

posted by Blaze1213IsBack

1. Ice Cube's: To be honest I never been to Europe, I only traveled in North America like Canada and Mexico but I am aware that in many countries it is uncommon to put ice in your drinks. To be honest am not the biggest in putting ice in my drinks. The only time I do that is when I order a iced coffee 또는 if the water is warm when we refill the water thingy we have at home, other than that I don't put ice in my drinks. To be honest I don't like putting ice in my drinks because it just water's down my drink and loses it's taste. I have seen video's on 유튜브 of these two English Youtuber's who...

SeanTheHedgehog's Wonderful World Of 팬 Fiction Trailer

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.

Sean: *Going 75 miles an 시간 with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...

Sansa's Weird 일

posted by Windrises

Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This 팬 story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and said "How's it going?"

She said "Bad and I won't tell 당신 why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow said "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically said "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon said "Sister...

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A Fictional Father I find worse than Shou Tucker.

posted by SwordofIzanami

I'm 글쓰기 this 기사 because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner 또는 later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...

My MOST 가장 좋아하는 Yo Mama Jokes

posted by CokeTheUmbreon

Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix

Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell 당신 my 가장 좋아하는 yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a 랜덤 emoji 의해 dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The 랜덤 emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her 사랑 handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...

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Amazing Facts

posted by pinkydoll

1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are 더 많이 chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the 음식 they eat.

7-The hair of polar 곰 is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A 달팽이 can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.