I dare u to... go on a diet for the sake of mankind... shut up... get a life... attempt to define the word "word"... give me 20 bucks intrest free... save a brother... put a fork in it... liive to be 40,567... have a panic attack in mcdonalds while ordering a a mcdouble... fall down some stairs... share that pack of pretzels ur crunching on rite now... tell a Catholic priest happy Hanukkah... donate ur mouth to some who will use it less often... 코멘트 on this 기사 if it made u laugh... 팬 this 기사 if it.made u laugh and if u see any typos (yep, that's gonna make some fans)... and 팬 me if I made 당신 laugh

1.I am bisexual and proud
2.I can do a backbend while playing guitar
3.I am the guitarist and screamer in an all female local deathcore band
4.I am a vegan
5.I am pagan
6.I listen to 456 band and singers
7.My lucky numer is 13 and 666
8.I think Robert Pattinson is hot
9.I have a blood fetish
10.I ate a whole 체리 once
11.I have a dog named Cujo
12.I like pie
13.Pie doesn’t like you
14.I’m right handed,but I punched better with my left
15.Sex grosses me out
16.I want to pet Jade Puget’s hair

if 당신 r 읽기 this i am forcing u to pass this message on because it may save the life of many people & if u don't pass it on ..... 당신 will be the one to blame for destoying the earth....it starts like this..............


i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nerves, get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves, and this is how it goes.. ohhh
i know a song that will get on your nurves, get on your nurves,get on your nurves
i know a song that will get on your nurves,and this is how it goes... ohhhhhh...
당신 get the picture
add me as your friend and pass it on

Bob: Hello there!
Joe: Oh! How do 당신 do!
Bob: Now then... who are you?
Joe: Well they call me Psycho Joe.
Bob: Why do they call 당신 that?
Joe: I don't know now lay off the sassy back talk!
Bob: Ok! Ok!
(Silence for a while)
Bob: Who's....(looks around and whispers)...they...
Joe: I SAID STOP!!!!!!!
Bob: Oh yea... sorry.
(More silence)
Bob: Who are 당신 again?


In dedication to Bob B. Bob... R.I.P.
Bet 당신 can't guess HER middle name!!!
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things that make you...


being ugly is a state of mind

think yourself ugly ... slowly 당신 become ugly
having a lack of confindence...you soon become ugly
being obsesed with the way 당신 look
being obsesed with being what "men/women" want
putting peaple down
being a bitch
worrying
saying ewwwww 또는 not accepting peaples diffreces
all signs of ugliness...add up the signs how ugly have 당신 become?


im ugly how do i change....

be natral and true
one 랜덤 act of kindness everyday

look at someone for who they are not what they look like - everyones idea of beauty is diffrent yet we are subliminialy told its the same

look for your truth not the worlds

사랑 yourself
사랑 the world
spread some joy

사랑 peace ..... not fighting

stand tall and proud and confident in who 당신 are.
dont let the world change you

thank 당신 for taking the time to read ... this came from my 심장 and i hope it will help someone out there <3 <3

i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................