December 14, 2003
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a 자고, 파트 리 in a 배 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been 더 많이 surprised 또는 pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted 의해 your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what 더 많이 should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't 당신 think that enough is enough? 당신 are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. 당신 truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 사랑 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 이전 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, 당신 managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with 당신 and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny 당신 weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do 당신 expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined 의해 them, and I can't 옮기기 in my own house! Just lay off me 또는 you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
저기요 loser,
What are you? 당신 must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
당신 rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 일 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! 당신 creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen 당신 evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death 의해 the cows. I hope 당신 are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which 당신 have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If 당신 attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot 당신 on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
Dearest Dave,
I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a 자고, 파트 리 in a 배 tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been 더 많이 surprised 또는 pleased darling!
With truly the deepest love,
Agnes
December 15, 2003
Dearest Dave,
Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted 의해 your thoughtful and generous ways.
With all of my love,
Your Agnes
December 16, 2003
Dearest Dave,
You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised--what 더 많이 should I expect from such a nice person.
Love,
Agnes
December 17, 2003
Dear Dave,
Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't 당신 think that enough is enough? 당신 are being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
December 18, 2003
Dearest darling Dave,
It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for every finger. 당신 truly are impossible darling, yet oh how I 사랑 it! Quite frankly, all of those squarking birds from the 이전 days were starting to get on my nerves. Yet, 당신 managed to come through with a beautiful valuable gift!
All my love,
Agnes
December 19, 2003
Dear Dave,
When I opened my door, there were actually six geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, huh? Those geese are dear, but where will I keep them? The neighbors are complaining, and I am unable to sleep with all the racket. Please stop dear.
Cordially,
Agnes
December 20, 2003
Dave,
What is with 당신 and those stupid birds!? Seven swans a-swimming!! What kind of sick joke is this!!?? There are bird droppings everywhere! They never shut up, and I don't get any sleep!!! I'm a nervous wreck! It's not funny 당신 weirdo, so stop with the birds.
Sincerely,
Agnes
December 21, 2003
O.K. wise guy,
The birds were bad enough. Now what do 당신 expect me to do with eight maids a-milking? If that's not bad enough, they had to bring their cows!! The front lawn was completely ruined 의해 them, and I can't 옮기기 in my own house! Just lay off me 또는 you'll be sorry!
Agnes
December 22, 2003
저기요 loser,
What are you? 당신 must be some kind of sadist!! Now there are nine pipers playing, and they certainly do play! They haven't stopped chasing those maids since they got here! The cows are getting upset, and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. The neighbors are getting up a petition to evict me, and I'm going out of my mind!
You'll get yours!
Agnes
December 23, 2003
당신 rotten scum!!!
There are now ten ladies dancing! There is only one problem with that! They're dancing twenty-four hours a 일 all around me with the pipers upsetting the cows and the maids. The cows can't sleep, and they are going to the bathroom everywhere! The building commissioner has subpoenaed me to give cause as to why the house shouldn't be condemned! I can't even think of a reason! 당신 creep! I'm sicking the police on you!
One who means it!
December 24, 2003
Listen 당신 evil, sadistic, maniac!
What's with the eleven lords-a-leaping?!? They are leaping across the rooms breaking everything and even injuring some of the maids! The place smells, is an absolute mad house, and is about to be condemned! At least the birds are quiet; they were trampled to death 의해 the cows. I hope 당신 are satisfied--you rotten vicious worthless piece of garbage!
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
December 25, 2003
The Law Offices of
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
20 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
Dear sir,
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of twelve fiddlers-fiddling which 당신 have seen fit to inflict on our client, one Agnes Mcholstein. The destruction of course was total. If 당신 attempt to reach Ms. Mcholstein at Happy Daze Sanatarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot 당신 on site.
Please direct all correspondence to this office in the future. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Rees, and Yorker
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사랑 all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big 팬팝 family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes 당신 mad 또는 doesnt agree with your point of view 당신 just 신고 them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes 당신 mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont 신고 thm. Because we are a big family and we dont 신고 또는 block family we care and show 사랑 for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to 신고 someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
사랑 all around
-Jordan
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15. But then again, my mind 읽기 powers amaze you.
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